Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Todd Weiss]

He said "I just acquired it from a neighbor". Yea sure, like his neighbor just happened to have a tube of Pillsbury cookie dough that requires refrigeration sitting around.

Valid point. Any guilt he might feel about consuming 2000+ calories of sugary dough can be justified as chance with that angle. "A neighbor gave it to me, I don't know why, but now that it's here I'll have few bites for a cheat meal, I'm not just going to waste it.."

 

[Twrx]

Since fatty is finally getting his ID Monday (allegedly), there's an extremely low chance he might actually go to Post Street into the bars he's always talking about. I really don't think he'll have the balls to even go to any but I really hope he does. Him sitting somewhere seething, watching young people hanging out together with their partners and with friends, living the kind of life he sits around fantasizing about. It turns him into this version of Lucas. That's my favorite version. A visualization of an existential crisis the magnitude of 42 years of a wasted life. Let's see how those meds hold up when he puts himself back in those situations that make him spazz out.

I would pay good money just to watch him try to get aggressive with a zoomer dude. Actually use his aggression agasint a man. But he won't, he's a coward, if it's not a woman, he won't make a peep. Just look down and shuffle off.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

These live feeds are just god awful. There is hardly any decent content to be had from them. I did a quick spot check of the latest one and each time I stopped he was talking about his cash app still being empty, or that he could use $50.

The viewer count for these live feeds are quickly falling off. I hope that continues until he is forced to go back to his 3-5 minutes rants as he is walking around his neighborhood. I much prefer those to seeing his giant bloated gourd-like head and vacant dead eyes staring into his phone for 50 minutes.

 

[Wernology]

These live feeds are just god awful. There is hardly any decent content to be had from them. I did a quick spot check of the latest one and each time I stopped he was talking about his cash app still being empty, or that he could use $50.

The viewer count for these live feeds are quickly falling off. I hope that continues until he is forced to go back to his 3-5 minutes rants as he is walking around his neighborhood. I much prefer those to seeing his giant bloated gourd-like head and vacant dead eyes staring into his phone for 50 minutes.

They're legitimately boring, like to the point that I don't even want to bother uploading them. I still will eventually but, yeah, he has no idea how to engage with an audience.

If he's the same way around people offline after a few minutes as he is in his streams, no wonder he can't make or keep friends: He's just boring.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

So, from my research, Washington State Assisted Living Facilities are required to offer 3 meals and 3 snacks per day. Meals are 700-1000 calories a piece and snacks are to be nutritious and often 200-300calories per snack.

So let’s say Lucas gets extra helpings twice a day. And eats every meal and snacks.

That’s a minimum of 4,100 calories a day. Minimum. More like 5,900, plus the extra calories he gets from sodas, candy, junk food.

He says he walks 4 miles a day. That burns 100calories a mile. He burns 51calories an hour eating, so really, he’s only burning like 500 calories through any activity.

There is no way he is losing weight. He’s super gaining.

ETA: here are some calculations for his BMI and body size, consumed calories a day (assuming his walking counts as light exercise), consumed calories a day for sedentary activity, and then other reference info for my calculation estimates. I am guessing he is way over 300 pounds.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

These live feeds are just god awful. There is hardly any decent content to be had from them. I did a quick spot check of the latest one and each time I stopped he was talking about his cash app still being empty, or that he could use $50.

The viewer count for these live feeds are quickly falling off. I hope that continues until he is forced to go back to his 3-5 minutes rants as he is walking around his neighborhood. I much prefer those to seeing his giant bloated gourd-like head and vacant dead eyes staring into his phone for 50 minutes.

Yeah, they're sadly unwatchable. Lucas is clearly medicated and thus won't rage, and he rarely says anything beyond begging for money.

And he's really fat. Lucas would be 100 BMI Amberlynn Reid fat if he wasn't homeless. He has an obvious food hoarding and eating disorder.

There's also no way in hell he's walking 4+ miles per day. He's out of breath while laying on his bed. His health is abysmal.

 

[Twrx]

So, from my research, Washington State Assisted Living Facilities are required to offer 3 meals and 3 snacks per day. Meals are 700-1000 calories a piece and snacks are to be nutritious and often 200-300calories per snack.

So let’s say Lucas gets extra helpings twice a day. And eats every meal and snacks.

That’s a minimum of 4,100 calories a day. Minimum. More like 5,900, plus the extra calories he gets from sodas, candy, junk food.

He says he walks 4 miles a day. That burns 100calories a mile. He burns 51calories an hour eating, so really, he’s only burning like 500 calories through any activity.

There is no way he is losing weight. He’s super gaining.

That's his most laughable lie to me. I'm not some fitness guru, and a bit power leveling, but I ended a relationship a few years ago, an incredibly abusive relationship, where I just gave up and got fat. When it started, I was something like 130 pounds, when I finally walked away, I was well into the 200s. I had even stopped working out entirely a bit into the relationship. I run 12 miles a day, and am ridiculously anal retentive about what I eat. It has taken me over two years to get back down to pre relationship weight. There's no way in hell his claimed "4 miles a day" does anything, because he doesn't do any miles a day. I'm sure my niece, that has only recently hit ten years old, could tell better and more believable lies than Lucas.

*6 miles twice a day

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Agreeing with @Maxxicus Callahan ,I wonder if they have to alert him to an increase in his meds, and whether it's possible that they noticed his agitation, screaming on the streets and whatnot last week, and surreptitiously dosed him to a higher degree of sedation. It sure seems like it.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

You're welcome.

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And, if you'd like to leave a comment on the Youtube version:

Imagine you're a 16-year old girl and this creature calling itself your "daddy" lumbers into bed with you.

 

[IceQueen]

Yeah, they're sadly unwatchable. Lucas is clearly medicated and thus won't rage, and he rarely says anything beyond begging for money.

And he's really fat. Lucas would be 100 BMI Amberlynn Reid fat if he wasn't homeless. He has an obvious food hoarding and eating disorder.

There's also no way in hell he's walking 4+ miles per day. He's out of breath while laying on his bed. His health is abysmal.

Literally. I was on one of his lives earlier and was bored so was just saying whatever came into my head. I was drinking iced tea so I asked him if he likes tea, literally all I said was “do you like tea?” He responded by saying “yeah I like tea. Why, are you going to send me some tea?? Grubhub???” He is so offputting holy shit.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Literally. I was on one of his lives earlier and was bored so was just saying whatever came into my head. I was drinking iced tea so I asked him if he likes tea, literally all I said was “do you like tea?” He responded by saying “yeah I like tea. Why, are you going to send me some tea?? Grubhub???” He is so offputting holy shit.

He was also saying does anyone need anything for $50 and I said yeah I need a hook up. And he was like a hook up with what? And I said gasoline communists, where they at? And he was just laughing really hard at this for some reason. Definitely heavily stoned or medicated.

Hook it up!

Edit: Next live stream I hope he gets some questions about the pickup truck bonfire

 

[Poop Shoot]

This faggot thinks cockblocking is just having other men around. As if they’re not allowed to exist around Lucas.

There is no bar, or place, or organization , where a bunch of hot 21 year olds sit around waiting for 40+ year old men to show up and choose one for breeding. He keeps asking for the “location” of that and it doesn’t exist. Anywhere the 21 year old women hang out will also have 21 year old men there.

You could restructure the entirety of society and turn women back into chattel again - and he still wouldn’t get laid.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Baby ship is live

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Baby ship is live

I made it about two minutes. He seems heavily sedated and his retorts as weak as always. There is nothing entertaining about this in any way.

People need to stop indulging him with these live chats.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Cool chrome dome fake-leftist

 

[PrincessKidana]

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Cool chrome dome fake-leftist

I got a better one from one of his other lives.

Also, I finally got a response to the question I've asked him for a long, long time... He thinks he deserves a "hot and healthy" chick while being neither because "opposites attract".

This is not the 90s and Paula Abdul doesn't always get it right. Most people want a partner that they have things in common with. Not a fucking waste of oxygen that does absolutely nothing with his fucking life.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

These live feeds are just god awful. There is hardly any decent content to be had from them. I did a quick spot check of the latest one and each time I stopped he was talking about his cash app still being empty, or that he could use $50.

The viewer count for these live feeds are quickly falling off. I hope that continues until he is forced to go back to his 3-5 minutes rants as he is walking around his neighborhood. I much prefer those to seeing his giant bloated gourd-like head and vacant dead eyes staring into his phone for 50 minutes.

I made it about two minutes. He seems heavily sedated and his retorts as weak as always. There is nothing entertaining about this in any way.

People need to stop indulging him with these live chats.

The one today was pretty short as his clout chasers were outnumbered. It was like the first one where he got mad and quit.

I’m of the opinion that he will keep doing these even if he has 1 positive person on the chat and no one else. But if he has to deal with the negativity, he will quit. He cannot stand criticism. So I don’t mind the people engaging as long as they aren’t just complimenting him.

 

[mothman96]

I made it about two minutes. He seems heavily sedated and his retorts as weak as always. There is nothing entertaining about this in any way.

People need to stop indulging him with these live chats.

I'm wondering if the CBD joints he's been smoking could be helping in "sedating" him. From what I've read, CBD sometimes works like an anti-anxiety med.

 

[Trainwreck]

Does anyone know if nursing home places like this are allowed to put prescribed meds into a patients food without them knowing? We all know that Lucas does not want to be on meds, but he clearly is. I just can't see him taking them willingly except for when he's at Eastern in the hopes of compliance to get released.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm wondering if the CBD joints he's been smoking could be helping in "sedating" him. From what I've read, CBD sometimes works like an anti-anxiety med.

I doubt it. It would take a lot of CBD to get this sedate. He can't afford that much CBD especially not at the prices he's paying.