Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
Just picture a drooling greer version of this
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Knowing lucas he'd be too lazy and fat for any prosthesis to support his size so they'd put him in a wheelchair, and lucas being lucas, he'd end up trading it to some hobo for a pot of pasta and fried chicken. Leading to him dragging himself down the street on stumps or making some kind of homemade one out of a half rotted pallet and some kids training wheels he found laying outside some dumpster, like some legless hobo in india
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That thing pretty much looks like Russ, all it needs is a tiny bit of greasy hair and a drool spot.
 
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Zoomer Bae said:
The ulcers are what finally got me to make an account here. Diabetic foot is no joke. 5 year mortality is ~46%, 10 year mortality is ~70%. He is literally eating himself to death, and that’s gonna impede his love quest way more than any cockblocking, baseball hat-wearing Republican.
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One of my now dead uncles spent most of his life after Vietnam as a 500-600lb diabetic who gave no fucks about his health until it was far too late to reverse a lot of the damage he'd done to his body.

He lost about 45% of one foot (all the toes and a little of the ball) and everything but the heel of his other foot due to those ulcers that, frankly, if you don't get your shit together and start strictly monitoring your blood sugar, diet, and taking your insulin as well as keeping up with multiple times per day dressing changes and being very careful, will not heal and will just get worse.

My aunt has the same thing; she ended up in a nursing home at 60 because she had diabetic neuropathy, refused to do insulin, refused to fix her diet, and refused to wear shoes despite the fact that she could hardly feel either of her feet. Was constantly getting ulcers and infections that spread and eventually lost one leg from the knee down and got put in a nursing home because her husband, the footless, now riddled with severe arthritis, sure as shit couldn't take care of her.

Basically, that's where Lucas is headed: Stumps and a wheelchair and honestly, he deserves it.

Diabetes in general is not a condition to take lightly, and getting any kind of wound, but especially on the feet or lower legs, is a very serious medical thing. That shit can turn to gangrene and sepsis fast.
 
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klickitat said:
One of my now dead uncles spent most of his life after Vietnam as a 500-600lb diabetic who gave no fucks about his health until it was far too late to reverse a lot of the damage he'd done to his body.

He lost about 45% of one foot (all the toes and a little of the ball) and everything but the heel of his other foot due to those ulcers that, frankly, if you don't get your shit together and start strictly monitoring your blood sugar, diet, and taking your insulin as well as keeping up with multiple times per day dressing changes and being very careful, will not heal and will just get worse.

My aunt has the same thing; she ended up in a nursing home at 60 because she had diabetic neuropathy, refused to do insulin, refused to fix her diet, and refused to wear shoes despite the fact that she could hardly feel either of her feet. Was constantly getting ulcers and infections that spread and eventually lost one leg from the knee down and got put in a nursing home because her husband, the footless, now riddled with severe arthritis, sure as shit couldn't take care of her.

Basically, that's where Lucas is headed: Stumps and a wheelchair and honestly, he deserves it.

Diabetes in general is not a condition to take lightly, and getting any kind of wound, but especially on the feet or lower legs, is a very serious medical thing. That shit can turn to gangrene and sepsis fast.
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I've known a few older diabetic people that didn't take care of themselves, and once they started getting amputations, they didn't live much longer.
 
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WonderWino said:
Just picture a drooling greer version of this
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Knowing lucas he'd be too lazy and fat for any prosthesis to support his size so they'd put him in a wheelchair, and lucas being lucas, he'd end up trading it to some hobo for a pot of pasta and fried chicken. Leading to him dragging himself down the street on stumps or making some kind of homemade one out of a half rotted pallet and some kids training wheels he found laying outside some dumpster, like some legless hobo in india
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Better yet he will trade it for a roll of cookie dough and lose an arm next.

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Unrelated but I finally started watching Squid Game and thinking about Lucas going on about capitalism blah blah he has never experienced the harsh realities of capitalism ever, he strikes me as someone who has lived an extraordinarily sheltered and rather privileged life in many regards someone mentioned earlier that he has an attitude and air about him that signals he never grew out of this. I mean it’s pretty telling the way he views his entitlement to the minders that are there to keep him off the streets. Mallon Place and EBT are viewed as a lifeline to most people who have set the stakes in life a lot higher for themselves and may have fallen on difficult times but to Lucas its a grand title and his only goal to coast by in this relative comfort zone where he can feel slightly superior having his ass mildly pampered as an invalid. It’s amazing how he can turn all these apparent negatives into a positive and then rail against a system he is completely shielded from and has no stake in. For a bum that was homeless on the streets his takes are so patrician and divorced from the experiences of a worker trying to survive.
 
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Diabetic Neuropathy: What is a Total Contact Cast? -- familydoctor.org

Information about total contact casts from the American Academy of Family Physicians.
www.chit.medfusion.net

"Can I get my cast wet?

No. You won't be able to take regular baths or showers because you have to keep the cast dry. Take sponge baths instead.

Try not to go outside when the weather is wet. If you must go outside when it's wet, wrap your cast in a plastic bag."

It's time for Wern's spongebath!
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
I've known a few older diabetic people that didn't take care of themselves, and once they started getting amputations, they didn't live much longer.
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I know someone said he deserves it but this is one of those things I can't wish on anyone who doesn't actively torture people or diddle kids, etc.

Pretty much any foot problem that gets to that point ends in a bleak prognosis, especially when the wounds develop on their own (or just due to pressure) and that sounds like what is happening here. That's not just nerve damage preventing the patient from knowing they've got a tack stuck in their foot- that's indicative of peripheral artery disease. Often significant medical care and surgical interventions (including stents and bypasses) all just fail, even with a compliant patient. It's doubtful Lucas will adhere to the required lifestyle changes or wound cleaning.

The end state can be falling into sepsis and organ failure after the toxins building from the dead flesh have time to induce dementia. Or someone can have parts of their body chopped off over a series of years until they're confined to a nursing home, a room, and finally a bed with almost zero mobility.

I don't know the stats on that but I don't think either outcome is uncommon and I've seen it happen. And if ever there was a patient unlikely to improve themselves, it's Lucas.
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
I know someone said he deserves it but this is one of those things I can't wish on anyone who doesn't actively torture people or diddle kids, etc.

Pretty much any foot problem that gets to that point ends in a bleak prognosis, especially when the wounds develop on their own (or just due to pressure) and that sounds like what is happening here. That's not just nerve damage preventing the patient from knowing they've got a tack stuck in their foot- that's indicative of peripheral artery disease. Often significant medical care and surgical interventions (including stents and bypasses) all just fail, even with a compliant patient. It's doubtful Lucas will adhere to the required lifestyle changes or wound cleaning.

The end state can be falling into sepsis and organ failure after the toxins building from the dead flesh have time to induce dementia. Or someone can have parts of their body chopped off over a series of years until they're confined to a nursing home, a room, and finally a bed with almost zero mobility.

I don't know the stats on that but I don't think either outcome is uncommon and I've seen it happen. And if ever there was a patient unlikely to improve themselves, it's Lucas.
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And we all know at this stage the words on his lips will be if only I had a gen z girl in my arms (nubs)
 
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ThomasAudley said:

Diabetic Neuropathy: What is a Total Contact Cast? -- familydoctor.org

Information about total contact casts from the American Academy of Family Physicians.
www.chit.medfusion.net

"Can I get my cast wet?

No. You won't be able to take regular baths or showers because you have to keep the cast dry. Take sponge baths instead.

Try not to go outside when the weather is wet. If you must go outside when it's wet, wrap your cast in a plastic bag."

It's time for Wern's spongebath!
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Imagine being the newly hired hot 20 year old CCA at the bottom of the totem pole that gets assigned to sponge bath lucas. It would send his entitlement through the roof and likely lead to an incident before long

He's live, and writing a bunch of game gibberish while listening to insane 'music' that sounds like its out of a horror movie

and he even wrote down to send him door dash food:
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'I'm fine' says lucas while looking like this
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He's doped out of his mind and his eyes were acting all wonky, with his voice clearly drugged up. He ended the stream as soon as people started saying he was going to lose lose toes and limbs to the beetus
 
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Club Sandwich said:
those socks appear to be upside down. the non-slip pattern is meant to be on the bottom of the foot. does he seriously not know how to wear non-slip socks?
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the ones I've seen recently have the grip stuff on both sides, probably to prevent patients (or providers, who knows) from putting them on upside down and then doing a slip-and-fall.
 
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WonderWino said:
Imagine being the newly hired hot 20 year old CCA at the bottom of the totem pole that gets assigned to sponge bath lucas. It would send his entitlement through the roof and likely lead to an incident before long

He's live, and writing a bunch of game gibberish while listening to insane 'music' that sounds like its out of a horror movie

and he even wrote down to send him door dash food:
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I see he's back trying to sell his "prototypes". He wrote "I'll give you a prototype for $100".
 
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ThomasAudley said:

Diabetic Neuropathy: What is a Total Contact Cast? -- familydoctor.org

Information about total contact casts from the American Academy of Family Physicians.
www.chit.medfusion.net

"Can I get my cast wet?

No. You won't be able to take regular baths or showers because you have to keep the cast dry. Take sponge baths instead.

Try not to go outside when the weather is wet. If you must go outside when it's wet, wrap your cast in a plastic bag."

It's time for Wern's spongebath!
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There is no way the staff at Mallon Place get paid enough to have to sponge bath Lucas.
 
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If Lucas is sporting diabetic ulcers, things just took a dark turn. The little wounds on his feet have more ambition than Lucas does; they are more determined to become amputations than he is competently to care for himself. Unless Lucas is able to subcontract out his diet, wound care, and medication compliance to a professional tard wrangler, his feet are as doomed as his sexual ambitions.

It's sad, even if Lucas is more cartoonish than sympathetic. And it is also dramatic. Lucas has promised a suicide on 11/27/34. The beetus is in a race against time. It seems to have a headstart.

When Lucas is comfortable in his wheel chair, he will blame both agephobia and disability discrimination for his bumceldom.
 
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Trainwreck said:
So he is doing exactly what he shouldn't be doing right now. Walking around. In the fucking rain. Walking can make the ulcer expand and the infection spread.
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Lucas fancies himself a doctor and biology expert so you oboe damn well he won't follow any actual medical advice from anyone.

Bet he's partially footless or dead before spring at this rate.
 
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