Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
The world is waiting on the Generation Z women of Spokane, WA? No, the world isn't waiting on them at all? Furthermore, how much money does he have? He can only afford one martini.
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In 1 of his streams this past week he said he will be getting the last $100 check. Looks like it's the last of his savings. He gets his check on Monday
 
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Da Dude123 said:
The world is waiting on the Generation Z women of Spokane, WA? No, the world isn't waiting on them at all? Furthermore, how much money does he have? He can only afford one martini.
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You think Lucas has ever actually drank a classic martini, like dry gin and vermouth? Somehow I doubt it, given that he's shown a preference for fruity girly drinks in the past. Let's not forget the day he drank atilano's entire menu of fruit daiquiris one after the other.

But of course martinis are "sophisticated", shaken not stirred Mr. Bond, so that's got to be the drink associated with the mature older man like himself.

I wonder again if he's ever even had one.
 
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Freak, You reaped what you sowed in Olympia, You reap what you sow in Spokane.

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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
You think Lucas has ever actually drank a classic martini, like dry gin and vermouth? Somehow I doubt it, given that he's shown a preference for fruity girly drinks in the past. Let's not forget the day he drank atilano's entire menu of fruit daiquiris one after the other.

But of course martinis are "sophisticated", shaken not stirred Mr. Bond, so that's got to be the drink associated with the mature older man like himself.

I wonder again if he's ever even had one.
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Definitely not. Not that he’s ever going to find a hot 21-year-old to go with him, but if he did, I imagine he’d take a big swig, choke on it, and completely humiliate himself.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
I wanna do a bar crawl with Bistango, The "Volder" Act, The Ridler, and all the other ones.
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I have to wonder if anyone at these businesses like Klinkerdagger or Bistango are aware of the man, the myth, the legend Lucas Colby Werner and what he writes about their brands online. I’d be so mortified if a lunatic like Lucas wrote anything online about my place of work in this way that I’d probably try to get a cease and desist letter if it was making my business associated with said loon suffer for it. But that being said Lucas is not putting much of a dent in their reputations via social media where he has a few hundred people at best following his antics.

What’s strange is looking up these places online with the knowledge that you only know or care about these restaurants through the freak show. I trust no one would alert them to Lucas’s obsession with their businesses as to what the freak effectively views as a breeding ground for age gappers.

Edit: how hilarious would it be though if the Wern got wind that all his favourite hookup spots and order in joints were kiwi infested cespits after the legendary Spokane pub crawl. Starting at Red Robin, Klinkerdagger and then finishing at Bistango, The Volder Act and the Riddler.
 
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mothman96 said:
Freak, You reaped what you sowed in Olympia, You reap what you sow in Spokane.

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"A person becomes a reflection of how you're treating them", what the fuck that's so delusional. He's basically baldly stating that he knows he's a terrible person but that he blames other people for "making" him act like that by not giving him everything he wants right now right now right now. This is so ass-backward that if you reverse the wording it becomes extremely cogent and crucial advice for Lucas: "If you don't like how someone is treating you, look at how you're acting." i.e. basic fucking self-awareness you absolute psycho
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
I have to wonder if anyone at these businesses like Klinkerdagger or Bistango are aware of the man, the myth, the legend Lucas Colby Werner and what he writes about their brands online. I’d be so mortified if a lunatic like Lucas wrote anything online about my place of work in this way that I’d probably try to get a cease and desist letter if it was making my business associated with said loon suffer for it. But that being said Lucas is not putting much of a dent in their reputations via social media where he has a few hundred people at best following his antics.

What’s strange is looking up these places online with the knowledge that you only know or care about these restaurants through the freak show. I trust no one would alert them to Lucas’s obsession with their businesses as to what the freak effectively views as a breeding ground for age gappers.

Edit: how hilarious would it be though if the Wern got wind that all his favourite hookup spots and order in joints were kiwi infested cespits after the legendary Spokane pub crawl. Starting at Red Robin, Klinkerdagger and then finishing at Bistango, The Volder Act and the Riddler.
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Ending at the Mallon Place, showing up with our multiple gen zee honeys and our generous donations of catfish and kiwis. And plenty of decks of cards, for the old people to play bridge or gin rummy or whatever it is old people like to play. I plan on having at least six gen zee baes in my Honda Accord while playing all our favorite KMFDM jams.
 
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mothman96 said:
In 1 of his streams this past week he said he will be getting the last $100 check. Looks like it's the last of his savings. He gets his check on Monday
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So, one or two more videos of Lucas stuffing his fat face and then the sweet realization finally hits that Mallon Place is taking all his money.
 
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It's gonna be a lean November for the Wern. I was wondering where his money was coming from, and now that his savings are gone he's gonna double down on begging. Do you guys think he'd panhandle? I think he's too lazy to collect cans, and I bet you the area around Mallon/felon flats is picked clean regularly so he'd have to go pretty far.
 
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TurdFondler said:
It's gonna be a lean November for the Wern. I was wondering where his money was coming from, and now that his savings are gone he's gonna double down on begging. Do you guys think he'd panhandle? I think he's too lazy to collect cans, and I bet you the area around Mallon/felon flats is picked clean regularly so he'd have to go pretty far.
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Panhandling would be to much work for the Freak.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I would love to see the cow standing at an on ramp with a sign about Telomeres and bigots and that he is plenty good and needs money to get the honeys.
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I could totally see it too with that sad mangy dog face and Lucas wearing a bum coat, cardboard attraction sign in hand with a bunch of sperm drawn on it.

I can never understand for someone who doesn’t watch TV why he makes references to people like Bill Maher and Tomi Lauren. Do Gen Z even care about what’s on TV these days? Lucas seems to think they do which is strange for someone on YouTube all of the time.
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I've been checking to see what churches offer dinner every Wednesday. Found City Gate Fellowship. Lucas is already familiar with that church since it is 1 of the places he was getting meals when he was homeless. The 22 yr old could be a volunteer at City Gate and that is how he met her.


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Wednesday dinner at City Gate is 7pm to 9. He'd be able to have dinner at Mallon Place then waddle over to City Gate to creep on the girl and get a 2nd dinner.
 
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