Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ah, yes. The fabled "takes-ten-years-to-grow" seed.

 

[Twrx]

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Ah, yes. The fabled "takes-ten-years-to-grow" seed.

My grandmother was an evangelist before her and my grandfather settled down, all of my dad's brothers were/are pastors, and my entire life, I never heard them talk about Christianity as Lucas does. He talks about God more often than they did at their pulpit. It's fucking mind blowing.

 

[mothman96]

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Ah, yes. The fabled "takes-ten-years-to-grow" seed.

The Freak says he doesn't give a damn about the christian's money, yet he is constantly maligning them because they have money. Money they worked to earn. Oh, but it's "moral" for him to be wanting his parents dead so he can get his hands on their property, house,money.
It must also mean his own parents are on their way to hell. After all they are up there with top 1% in wealth so it must mean they serve mammon.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Off topic, but with the full metal jacket references, figured I could add some levity to the thread. One of the drills in my platoon was constantly using lines from the movie, but removing the swears. So instead of like "mickey mouse shit" it was "Mickey mouse stuff". I didn't know why, it was just how it was. All of my drills somehow ended up at my second duty station, the one that put the fear of God in everyone ended up in my battalion. The first interaction with him, was when we got on the bus to go to our training companies, was to put our heads down and pray, because our asses belonged to him. Turned out, he was actually a pretty good dude. I asked him one day why the other drill never swore, he was a incredibly devout born again Christian. I talked to my dad after I learned the drill was in my battalion, and asked him it was weird that I still locked up talking to him. Dad retired as a field grade, but he said if he had ran into any of his drill instructors, he would've locked up too. Insert off topic here. Just figured a laugh would be needed.

I don’t know what I’ve been told Gen Z pussy is mighty cold

Edit: Did the DI at least allow you to say Eskimo pussy?

 

[Zoomer Bae]

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The Freak says he doesn't give a damn about the christian's money, yet he is constantly maligning them because they have money. Money they worked to earn. Oh, but it's "moral" for him to be wanting his parents dead so he can get his hands on their property, house,money.
It must also mean his own parents are on their way to hell. After all they are up there with top 1% in wealth so it must mean they serve mammon.

And don’t forget begging people to send him $50 on cashapp. Kinda seems like he gives a damn about money.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas saw someone else write “source: trust me bro,” didn’t understand what it meant but decided to use it anyways.

 

[Wernology]

Found this rock at the lake today.
It reminded me of Lucas, but I can't pinpoint why...

 

[Zoomer Bae]

In case anyone was really hoping to read some new poetry by Lucas today, you’re in luck!

 

[The Garden]

Lucas' mentality reminds me of taking a 6 year old Christmas shopping. They pick out stuff they want because they can't fathom the idea of people liking different things. He thinks his horrific poses are sexy, so everyone else must too. He would collect as many sex partners as possible, so that must be what other people are doing. He's impressed by "pricey" meals, so that would have to impress his mythical Gen Z bae. He thinks he's funny, everyone else must agree. You get the idea. Add to that his lack of future planning due to having no sense of delayed gratification, and I put his mental age around 5-7.

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas' mentality reminds me of taking a 6 year old Christmas shopping. They pick out stuff they want because they can't fathom the idea of people liking different things. He thinks his horrific poses are sexy, so everyone else must too. He would collect as many sex partners as possible, so that must be what other people are doing. He's impressed by "pricey" meals, so that would have to impress his mythical Gen Z bae. He thinks he's funny, everyone else must agree. You get the idea. Add to that his lack of future planning due to having no sense of delayed gratification, and I put his mental age around 5-7.

This is a great way to describe it actually.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas' mentality reminds me of taking a 6 year old Christmas shopping. They pick out stuff they want because they can't fathom the idea of people liking different things. He thinks his horrific poses are sexy, so everyone else must too. He would collect as many sex partners as possible, so that must be what other people are doing. He's impressed by "pricey" meals, so that would have to impress his mythical Gen Z bae. He thinks he's funny, everyone else must agree. You get the idea. Add to that his lack of future planning due to having no sense of delayed gratification, and I put his mental age around 5-7.

Sometimes, I get the feeling he's just really bad at mirroring.

Like, actual autism level here: I'm GOOD at mirroring, it's why I do fucking amazing at commissioned sales jobs, I can mirror customers subtly enough that it's not obvious what I'm doing and it establishes an immediate (albeit false) rapport that makes them more likely to close a deal with me; in every case I'd let the customer talk first, so they hadn't even heard my voice so they didn't know that my speech patterns and occasionally accent weren't like that at all. I'm sure successful non-autism riddled salespeople do similar things.

However I also do it to get through social situations while avoiding being seen as a complete fucking weirdo. I learned to do that in elementary school to avoid getting targeted by other kids for being strange.

Lucas tries to mirror, that's obvious every time he tries to pull off a trend (meme, gen z, something that went viral, etc...), he's just really, laughably bad at it and it's glaringly obvious what he's attempting.

If he talks to you in DMs or emails and likes you, he'll follow damn near any suggestion you give him and it'll often show up in videos as a sudden interest, idea, or 'new thing he discovered/someone told him about'. He doesn't even give it any lead time to make it less obvious that's what he's doing.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

It is definitely super weird that Lucas, who identifies as an atheist, will not shut up about Christianity.

Morals are independent of religion. A lot of different things factor into shaping your own personal morals, and anyone who identifies into the aforementioned groups is an individual who has their own set of morals. Lucas can't understand this though because he sees groups as sharing the same attributes (personality traits, political views, etc).

Lucas' mentality reminds me of taking a 6 year old Christmas shopping. They pick out stuff they want because they can't fathom the idea of people liking different things. He thinks his horrific poses are sexy, so everyone else must too. He would collect as many sex partners as possible, so that must be what other people are doing. He's impressed by "pricey" meals, so that would have to impress his mythical Gen Z bae. He thinks he's funny, everyone else must agree. You get the idea. Add to that his lack of future planning due to having no sense of delayed gratification, and I put his mental age around 5-7.

Lucas lacks the ability to take the perspective of other people. It's why he can't understand why a woman would never be interested in him. He can't see how he comes off to other people. He can't understand what other people want. He sees them as things that are there for him, to meet HIS needs, and not as people with their own desires, dreams, etc. He can only see what HE wants, and it's all about him. It's difficult to place where his mental age is exactly, but it's definitely not that of an adult.

 

[Wernology]

It is definitely super weird that Lucas, who identifies as an atheist, will not shut up about Christianity.

It's his attempt at reverse psychology, which isn't me guessing, it's from his own fat mouth in DMs because I've asked about it before.

He thinks that it'll somehow make some hot Christian zoomer realize she's a bad person and failure in the eyes of Jesus and she'll start dating him in order to "become a better Christian".

 

[Twrx]

It is definitely super weird that Lucas, who identifies as an atheist, will not shut up about Christianity.



Morals are independent of religion. A lot of different things factor into shaping your own personal morals, and anyone who identifies into the aforementioned groups is an individual who has their own set of morals. Lucas can't understand this though because he sees groups as sharing the same attributes (personality traits, political views, etc).



Lucas lacks the ability to take the perspective of other people. It's why he can't understand why a woman would never be interested in him. He can't see how he comes off to other people. He can't understand what other people want. He sees them as things that are there for him, to meet HIS needs, and not as people with their own desires, dreams, etc. He can only see what HE wants, and it's all about him. It's difficult to place where his mental age is exactly, but it's definitely not that of an adult.

I don't think he lacks the ablity, I think he chooses not to.

 

[mothman96]

It's his attempt at reverse psychology, which isn't me guessing, it's from his own fat mouth in DMs because I've asked about it before.

He thinks that it'll somehow make some hot Christian zoomer realize she's a bad person and failure in the eyes of Jesus and she'll start dating him in order to "become a better Christian".

The Freak is a complete moron when it comes to the bible and how actual theologians interpret the teachings of Jesus.
Working to have a house, cars, money, vacations etc., and Not dating the insane Pedo Freak of Spokane does not a bad christian make.

ETA:
He is a complete moron period. Not only when it's the bible.

 

[Mister Uno]

but in full metal jacket, where they bear the shit out of Pyle with soap, how joker became responsible for him, and that instead of punishing Pyle, he punished the Platoon, that's not shit Kubrick pulled out of his ass, that's real. It was constantly tossed back and forth in my platoon in basic to do it to our Pyle. Lucas is such a grating horrible person, that he would've either been killed or beaten within an inch of his life.

Little late on this, but that shit wouldn't fly in modern Army. These days getting into a fight in basic can warrant you a chance to get kicked out. Especially hazing. But someone like Lucas would get picked on for sure, and would drop week one.

 

[Twrx]

Little late on this, but that shit wouldn't fly in modern Army. These days getting into a fight in basic can warrant you a chance to get kicked out. Especially hazing. But someone like Lucas would get picked on for sure, and would drop week one.

Makes sense, considering I went to basic 18 years ago. But that's what pugils are for. A friend of mine, her step father was a series commander on Paris Island, he said every training cycle had multiple times put in for pugils. Just so recruits can work out all that anger. I know it was the same on Pendleton in 83 when my dad was in boot camp. Even with mcmap, when that was implemented, having the recruits do that shit too, didn't cut down on pugils. Different times. Shit that happened in my first shop, wouldn't fly today.

Christ, I'm old.

 

[VoidFace]

Comments on one of his new cringeworthy “poems.” This might be one of the biggest lies he’s ever told. As a reminder of his singing ability:

 

[Twrx]

Comments on one of his new cringeworthy “poems.” This might be one of the biggest lies he’s ever told. As a reminder of his singing ability:

I don't know if that's a rap, or a poem, but either way, I've read better from my angsty friends in middle school.

 

[Wernology]

..tf?

No, actually, what the fuck?

Knock, Knock

by Lucas Werner

When the tears are falling

I'm delighted

To pick up the pieces

I busted out of you

It's been my pleasure

To release the pressure

Upon your heart

Not many dolls rip so easily

Not many broad based opinions speak

Factually

Knock, knock

Road block

Looming in the dust

The must of a woman

Knock, knock

Tick tock

Blooming in the trust

The bust of a Venus de Milo

Knock, knock

Ghetto days

Knock, knock

Truth shuffled away

Knock, knock

Jihadis

Burning her face with acid

As so it happened

Tempered by the wisdom of age

Suffragettes running their mouths for days

Nothing you could do

Or wanted to when it was our time to listen

Did we?

I just want to leave you there

And I've got to let you in

Knock, knock

Can I get a little sugar?

Knock, knock

Can we get a little dinner?

You just want to fight me because you're

Lonely

You just want to be me because

Your heart is bitter and homely

But finally when we fuck

We both learn the strengths of vicodin

Phase in and dwindle out of memory

Oh, but tomorrow never comes

But finally when we love

We know the chemicals again and again

Osteoporosis never in our wildest dreams

Sweetly, gently taking her away from me

Just as much as I in my grave errors

Knock, knock

Can she come in?

Knock, knock

Laying in my bed

The strength of her stress

And the hold of her energy

I'm in envy of her spontaneity

Internal combustion brought the stars

Testosterone isn't the strength

Of her femininity