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I would give almost anything to watch Lucas go through basic.
On second thought, it might just turn out like Full Metal Jacket
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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On second thought, it might just turn out like Full Metal Jacket
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Get your bars of soap and tube socks ready , boysI would give almost anything to watch Lucas go through basic.
On second thought, it might just turn out like Full Metal Jacket
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Can you imagine Gunny and Lucas?I would give almost anything to watch Lucas go through basic.
On second thought, it might just turn out like Full Metal Jacket
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I could see Gunny pulling an Of Mice and Men and giving him the ol’ Lenny treatment. It would probably be the kindest thing to do.
On an unrelated note, here is some throwback Wern. One of the most incoherent, and least on topic, videos I’ve ever seen. Is it his “comedy”? Is it severe mental illness? You decide.
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Complete forgot this one... good find.
Another character voice, ("Ooh hoo hoo!") and strangely fixated on excretory and homosexual violence.
Lucas needs a whole team of psychiatrists working on him. He's a Freudian field day.
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You say that like its a bad thing. Can you imagine lucas's reaction to getting screamed at by a DI, especially after his inevitable fuckup within 5 minutes of getting off the bus. He'd get told something to the effect of he's too fat and needs to be put on one of those restrictive diets and put in the platoon for the fat recruits to lose weight and would chimp out and yell at the DI for being a bigot....which would not end well for himI would give almost anything to watch Lucas go through basic.
On second thought, it might just turn out like Full Metal Jacket
and thats assuming he bothered to shower before getting on the bus, didn't piss everyone off on said bus with his odor and get that pointed out to him by said DI first. Either way it would make for quite the entertaining incident
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I actually wish an institute or even just a PHD candidate writing their dissertation would use Lucas as their subject. Lock him away for a year and study him like a lab rat. Put together an entire study on dissecting and unravelling his psyche and classifying all his illnesses and their origins. That’s a book I would totally read.
The reason I joined the farms was because I was so perplexed how a person like Lucas even exists I had to comment on it. Especially when, as an outside observer, a lot of his problems seem to involve easy fixes if he would just listen and self reflect.
His obstinance in receiving any form of criticism is fascinating... and hilarious.
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I do kind of wonder if he has physical brain damage, or if he’s just wired all fucked up.
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Off topic, but with the full metal jacket references, figured I could add some levity to the thread. One of the drills in my platoon was constantly using lines from the movie, but removing the swears. So instead of like "mickey mouse shit" it was "Mickey mouse stuff". I didn't know why, it was just how it was. All of my drills somehow ended up at my second duty station, the one that put the fear of God in everyone ended up in my battalion. The first interaction with him, was when we got on the bus to go to our training companies, was to put our heads down and pray, because our asses belonged to him. Turned out, he was actually a pretty good dude. I asked him one day why the other drill never swore, he was a incredibly devout born again Christian. I talked to my dad after I learned the drill was in my battalion, and asked him it was weird that I still locked up talking to him. Dad retired as a field grade, but he said if he had ran into any of his drill instructors, he would've locked up too. Insert off topic here. Just figured a laugh would be needed.
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According to his mom, so take that with a grain of salt, Lucas was a normal kid until he was about 2 or 3 and had an "unexplained" high fever and fully body rash for like 4 days straight and after that he was "different".
So, if that's true, that is a high enough temperature, especially for a toddler, to cause brain damage if it really lasted that long.
More likely is that Lucas was always autistic it's just that, at least back in the early 80s, most parents had no fucking clue what that was because all most people thought of was someone who had to be institutionalized and couldn't communicate (or, at best, something like Rainman), and all they noticed was by about 2 or 3 their kid was 'suddenly' weird, like having meltdowns beyond normal toddler shit, not being able to play or interact with other kids well or at all, problems with eye contact, inappropriate behavior (again beyond what's just a normal toddler exploring the world), but as that was long before the "autism warrior mommy" culture bullshit and most of the time the only people who got that diagnosis were people who needed institutional level care and could barely, if at all, communicate with other people, kids like Lucas just got shoved into the, "Well, he's just a weird kid" category.
Couple that with an enabling, coddling, helicopter style parent that Myrna seems to have been, and you get what could have been someone that might have been reasonably functional on their own turned into...Lucas. She never bothered to try and teach him skills to cope and interact with the world around him, she just told him he was a good, sweet, perfect boy and nothing was ever his fault it was always someone else's fault if he got excluded, hurt, ignored, attacked, criticized, etc...
Whatever the reason, I'd be surprised if Lucas has any cognitive function level beyond age 10-12 or, if I'm being generously kind, 15 or 16. He doesn't seem to have mentally matured beyond being a teenager, at any rate.
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I can't imagine Lucas in bootcamp. Seeing him have to do an IT which was intense physical training for doing wrong. I had guys in my unit in bootcamp fall out and end up in tears. Of course, Lucas has always been way too fat to pass a MEPS physical, not to mention his jacked up feet. People like him should at the very least be grateful that people are willing to join the military voluntarily. There are still a fair number of countries that have conscription. Not sure how all them handle fat exceptional people like him. He would probably get waived from it, if he lived somewhere where conscription was a thing.
When is the cow gonna get a roommate? I am still sort of wondering if Mallon Place is avoiding placing someone with Lucas or if it is just that there are vacancies and they just have not had to place someone in his room yet?
When is the cow gonna get a roommate? I am still sort of wondering if Mallon Place is avoiding placing someone with Lucas or if it is just that there are vacancies and they just have not had to place someone in his room yet?
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My opinion, they are going out of their way to not put anyone with him. Not for his protection, or a different person's protection, but because his antics could jeopardize their business. They probably don't even do the bare minimum, his behavior could get a microscope placed on them and their cash cow.
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Well that's certainly a new angle. Lucas is too christlike (to use one of his fave words) for Christianity.
Bitch needs to make up his mind, and stop trying to play all these angles at once.
Your memes influence exactly NO ONE, Fatty.
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I can't get over how much time a self proclaimed atheist sits around thinking about God and religion. His meds might keep him calm but they sure don't keep him from hyperfocusing on a concept for days at a time. That must be such a tormenting existence. Just sitting around all day everyday feeling wronged and spited by groups of people that are just minding their business and going about their lives. I guess parasocial relationships are the only option though when you're so unpleasant to be around that even your own parents prefer you stay away.
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Like you said, take anything myrna says with a big grain of salt. Her explanation of lucas's supposed 'illness' was utter nonsense, claiming he had a fever of what was it like 110 or so for several days. What she claimed isn't even physically possible to have occurred the way she claims and have lucas still be alive. He'd either be dead or a total mush brained vegetable after a few hours of a temperature like that. The whole thing always came off as her knowing full well lucas had inherited mental problems and it was her way of bsing her friends and such so they don't know she passed it on to him and by extension has mental problems herself. She's not entirely right in the head herself and displays many of the personality traits lucas has, as well as very similar behavior. The only difference is she isn't a total sped like he is. Its very likely she just made up scary sounding symptoms based on shit she saw on tv/read about and figured 'long illness' and 'high temp = bad' and threw a story together that sounded like something that could plausibly happen to an infant, but fucked it up because she has no understanding at all of medicine
Add to that pushing her own narcissism and blaming everyone else for problems and it explains much of lucas's behavior. Not to mention lucas's clearly implied but never officially diagnosed autistic behavior. I doubt its even really about protecting lucas or doing what she thought was best for him. She put the blame on everyone else and played victim whenever it didn't turn out that way because having a shit for brains defective kid thats just like her reflects on her both for passing on genetic defects and for being a shitty parent overall, and she is too narcissistic to tolerate that. She wasted no time in booting him out of the house as soon as he turned 18, even knowing he had few prospects and no complete education. She only made the occasional involvement of herself in his life for appearances sake when lucas was still behaving relatively well. Notice how fast she cut all direct ties as soon as stuff started getting real creepy with the starbucks incident and posting attraction signs and whatnot. That was her excuse to drop him entirely. The only thing that surprises me about the whole thing is that she never dumped him on the state or put him up for adoption when he was younger. Then again other family members might not have supported such a thing at the time and it wouldn't look good on her part
That said, I think you're being overly generous in your estimation of lucas's mental capacity being around a teenagers. I suspect its alot lower. Maybe 9 - 10 in alot of ways. He's very impulsive, doesn't think through anything he does even on the most basic fundamental level and even when it puts him in legit risk not to (like, say, getting expensive dinners when freezing on the streets with no winter clothing) and displays constant and clear examples of magical thinking. The kind of thing you see around that age and in those with dementia and other serious cognition issues
As for bootcamp, realistically he'd never make it past the first day. He'd be recognized within an hour or two at most as someone who has serious issues and get sent for a psych eval. No DI in their right mind would want someone like lucas around other recruits and would never, ever let him get far enough into training to be given a weapon or allowed to use it on a shooting range. That could lead to a serious incident
I second this. They won't give him a roommate until they have no other choice and have to fill the vacancy due to a waiting list. Like you said its not so much for his or the other residents protection in itself, more about what would happen if there was an incident with lucas that would inevitably lead to an investigation at best and potential legal problems at worst. That said, if they are doing less than the bare minimum they're asking for serious legal problems. When lucas inevitably loses his feet from the beetus, if it ever comes to light that lucas wasn't provided with appropriate care and it resulted in an amputation, or he just claims it does, its legit grounds to sue the shit out of mallon place, the staff involved and his wrangler for knowingly putting him there when the place has a questionable history they should have been well aware of. Ironically that could lead to a big pay day for lucas. Not that I expect lucas is smart enough to know this or to pursue it himself, but should he mention anything to his relatives I can absolutely see myrna using 'look what they did to my poor disabled baby boy' to both get sympathy and attention, and to go after everybody involved legally on his behalf to ensure he isn't being taken advantage of any longer, so she can take a cut herselfTwrx said:
That said i'd laugh my ass off if lucas lost his feet from the beetus, claims negligence and sues them, wins a few million in a settlement and then his payee steps in and has it placed in some kind of administered trust so it can only be used to provide for him on a basic level for the rest of his life, buy him a place to live outright and such and give him a small allowance to spend so he can't blow it all on food and zoomer bae baiting. Lucas would be furious beyond words. and in the end would likely still fuck it up somehow due to how he gets when living alone and end up back on the street eventually
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I would love, love to see his therapy notes. Bet he brings out all that hidden negative therapist-> client transference.
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I can sort of understand his point here.
I can see where someone would be turned off by the excesses and hypocrisy of organized religion, like the Catholic Church and child molestation.
But I'm not turned off by religious people, many are kind and good.
He's just pissy because God hasn't dropped a hot teenage girl in his lap. God's not a vending machine, Lucas.
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That’s because it isn’t his point. It’s a quote from somebody else that Lucas found and is pretending to agree with.
The Freak is just pissed as hell no christian girl has offered herself to him and even attending a church service didn't work to get a girl on his mangy stub of a dick. His attempts to manipulate/try to force christian girl fuck him fail. Same goes with money. He sees christians with cars, houses etc. and he wants the same but at the their expense and he is not getting it. He on a mission to malign christianity/christians to get back at them.
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Lucas doesn't strike me as autistic (I'm autistic and have been in plenty of groups), but we rarely see him communicate with others beyond being used so it's hard to tell. I'm nearly Lucas age, and your paragraph there hit me in the feels growing up as that weird kid in the 80s. Bipolar, very fitting. Schizophrenia, if he's really hearing voices.
Myrna deserves more blame here though for reasons you say. It's one damaging thing to be a helicopter parent making your fat faggot son foolishly believe there's nothing wrong with him... but to fill him with this delusional shit and then basically cut him out of your life, homeless for years. She's at least partly responsible for creating this monster, and then leave him to the state a thousand miles away. That's fucked up.