Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Just to jump on the ‘Lucas getting a job‘ discussion, I don’t see any possibility of him working in any capacity that requires him dealing with the public or working closely with other employees.

If he did somehow make it through the interview process, which I can’t imagine happening, he would have to be placed in some simple, repetitive physical labor job (stocking shelves or shlepping boxes in a warehouse from one place to another) that is strictly supervised, but with his diabetes feet and morbid obesity, a labor job like that probably isn’t possible.

Lucas being placed in any job situation that put him in direct contact with customers would be a disaster within days. Not to mention one search of his name online would put his application directly in the trash.

Lucas will never have a job. It’s just another delusion he‘s entertaining.
 
"obama phones" or Lifeline Assistance program buys phones in bulk every 5 years for distribution to various local agencies for "sale" at reduced cost. some specific phone models are completely free to the end user, paid by their qualification for other programs like TANF. they aren't special or anything other than stripped down standard models with minimum features and specifications that can still get all the basics done. like many government programs, it has a lot of waste and people that abuse it continuously for the hand outs.
 

Here's an old video of Lucas's, with something I wanted to point out starting around 50 seconds in the video...

... This is when Lucas was in his "stand-up comedian" phase, and he's talking about how he knows that some of his jokes are funny, because he has an ability to be able to tell what sort of laugh different jokes will get, and sometimes when he's thinking of a joke, he'll hear the exact sort of laugh that such a joke would get out in the world. People he walks by on the street KNOW that he would have told that sort of joke, because he's got an expression on his face like he was ready to tell that joke.

Huh?
 
Lucas doesn't want a job, notice it only came up when he got put in his beetus casts? Aside the reality he's unemployable, in his head he's plenty good. Now he's aware he can't spend all day or part on his feet, moving things etc. Only in his mind due to this short term medical issue is he unable to work. That's why he is talking about it now. He's trying so he needs praise and zoomer puss puss also he's the victim he wants to but can't.

If Lucas gets back to walking to his normal dead foot waddle, the job will go away. He's stressing and wants way more money right now with Mallon taking most, so I'm not shocked income is high on his list, but he sure doesn't want to work for it. He did just say it's stupid rich people have money. This is coming from the "anti greed" Werner, who wants to "buy the stock market".

Lucas pushing AOC is the stereotype of a male creeper into females, remember he literally wants state issued GFs, something fucking ISIS does. Now, I might not be the biggest fan of the muslim faith, I'm a bit more educated, and less bigoted towards those with faith, and well... forcing women to marry, fuck and serve is an extremist and evil view. Lucas, hates faith, but his world view is a mix of fire brand Christian, ISIS, etc. All the kooks out there who use their faith as a shield to be awful shits.

His board games really reminded me of his insanity, mostly the voices in the wind he speaks of. Because he's so isolated due to his awful behavior he really doesn't know basic understanding of behavior or social norms. Much like he thinks hearing voices, homeless shelters and criminal records are the norm, he really thinks people can just understand the things in his head for the board games.

I'm really shocked how much he lacks the seriousness of his illnesses right now, we know there's ego but it's not joking he's going to lose limbs soon. Mallon place doesn't seem to care and will let him pig out on left overs if he loses a foot he's more easy to keep around and his sweet sweet tard bux. Granted I really do think he will be booted sooner rather than later.

While it's brought up about some places can't kick you in winter, remember his last place he was literally a danger. People are mentally ill where he was and he was trying to extort them and threaten them with arrest etc. Now picture running that place you have some poor person who's life is a mess and suffers paranoia you bring a female friend/case worker/family over. You're doing all you can to be sober or sane etc, and Lucas says give that girl to me or prison. That's a major risk for a relapse, break down etc. He literally could be cause of people's death. This was a safety issue and he needed to be booted, I'm sure he's hated at Mallon place because he is everywhere he steps foot, but he's yet to provide a risk and I'm sure they are just fingers crossed waiting to kick him. Personally like most of you all, I'm hoping it comes in the cold. There's good people out there who have problems and aren't in such wealthy areas. People who got one bad acid trip, a pants shit work melt down etc, and will never get a second shot, ending up a street bum. Lucas on the other hand is on chance 45 and still being a selfish fuck who's trying to molest children and play the system best he can so he can sit around and gorge himself.
 
Ah ha ha ha! That would be hilarious to see that. Lucas spinning a sign on the street. LMAO! Tax season is right around the corner. There is a tax preparer in my area called "Liberty Tax Services". They hire hobos to dress up in a statue of liberty costume and wave at cars on the street and dance around and humiliate themselves to promote their business. Lucas would make a good, portly, statue of liberty.
Spreading tax coupons, liberty and MRSA.
 
He would never be hired outside of day labor and he’s not the laboring kind of guy.

Besides he expects everything to be given to him. He’ll just continue to get fatter and rot, and bitch about no one giving him the life he wants to live.
The last time Lucas mentioned the word "job" and "work", he was expecting >$11.50hr minimum to "write jokes" and "brainstorm ideas". He was, as usual, expecting to get paid to do nothing.

The concept quickly left him, and IIRC he hasn't brought up getting a job since.
 
The last time Lucas mentioned the word "job" and "work", he was expecting >$11.50hr minimum to "write jokes" and "brainstorm ideas". He was, as usual, expecting to get paid to do nothing.

The concept quickly left him, and IIRC he hasn't brought up getting a job since.
When he was at House of Charity (I think) he was "looking into" getting a job at the neighborhood Kwik-E-Mart or a nearby Safeway. That narrative lasted a week, maybe.
 
He's a middle school teenager edge lord.
 

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On vets day? What a classless cunt. Insert a log here.

Its so funny he has no idea tho, today I spent time with a vet friend. Grew up poor as shit, bad family etc. Unlike spoiled Lucas. The army was his gift to be away from abusive parents drugs etc.

Hes in school now runs a company and helps vets he's just another grunt who took what was offered an turned it into something.

He worked for his medical care, gi bill etc. Lucas is just a taker. Sure the MIC gets rich off wars but our troops work and suffer and then get crumbs. But crumbs can turn into more.

I know he is a bitch but this was just amazingly poorly timed. I hope a vet pounds his fat pedophile face in. Im sure one of the blind legless building mates could do it.

Lastly my buddy, he was a "dumb grunt" funny he didn't fail out of college, no DUIs and treats his wife right never lifting a finger despite suffering PTSD.
 
On vets day? What a classless cunt. Insert a log here.

Its so funny he has no idea tho, today I spent time with a vet friend. Grew up poor as shit, bad family etc. Unlike spoiled Lucas. The army was his gift to be away from abusive parents drugs etc.

Hes in school now runs a company and helps vets he's just another grunt who took what was offered an turned it into something.

He worked for his medical care, gi bill etc. Lucas is just a taker. Sure the MIC gets rich off wars but our troops work and suffer and then get crumbs. But crumbs can turn into more.

I know he is a bitch but this was just amazingly poorly timed. I hope a vet pounds his fat pedophile face in. Im sure one of the blind legless building mates could do it.

Lastly my buddy, he was a "dumb grunt" funny he didn't fail out of college, no DUIs and treats his wife right never lifting a finger despite suffering PTSD.
He talks a lot of shit for a guy who wouldn't even pass an Army entrance exam,much less survive basic training.
He's the kind of creep who would hide somewhere if anarchy ever broke out.
 
On vets day? What a classless cunt. Insert a log here.

Its so funny he has no idea tho, today I spent time with a vet friend. Grew up poor as shit, bad family etc. Unlike spoiled Lucas. The army was his gift to be away from abusive parents drugs etc.

Hes in school now runs a company and helps vets he's just another grunt who took what was offered an turned it into something.

He worked for his medical care, gi bill etc. Lucas is just a taker. Sure the MIC gets rich off wars but our troops work and suffer and then get crumbs. But crumbs can turn into more.

I know he is a bitch but this was just amazingly poorly timed. I hope a vet pounds his fat pedophile face in. Im sure one of the blind legless building mates could do it.

Lastly my buddy, he was a "dumb grunt" funny he didn't fail out of college, no DUIs and treats his wife right never lifting a finger despite suffering PTSD.
I lost my dad and brother to PTSD, I nearly went the same route. He wouldn't have the balls to even look at my dad if he was still alive, and say any of that shit. It's a good thing he never enlisted. It would've ended badly. I don't give a shit what it would do to him, but in full metal jacket, where they bear the shit out of Pyle with soap, how joker became responsible for him, and that instead of punishing Pyle, he punished the Platoon, that's not shit Kubrick pulled out of his ass, that's real. It was constantly tossed back and forth in my platoon in basic to do it to our Pyle. Lucas is such a grating horrible person, that he would've either been killed or beaten within an inch of his life. That would put guys in Leavenworth, who really shouldn't be in there. I can't imagine doing basic and having to deal with his dumbass day in day out.
 
The last time Lucas mentioned the word "job" and "work", he was expecting >$11.50hr minimum to "write jokes" and "brainstorm ideas". He was, as usual, expecting to get paid to do nothing.

The concept quickly left him, and IIRC he hasn't brought up getting a job since.
Wait what was he talking about here? I believe you because I don’t put this past him but where did he think would hire people to write jokes and brainstorm ideas? I don’t remember him saying that, though like I said it does seem like him.
 
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Seriously, what is he doing? He's obviously not hungry, to have to play with his food and photograph it to such a stupid degree.

I guess three meals a day, plus two snacks, plus zero physical activity, plus diabetes will do that to a person fat faggot.
 
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"...people think billionaires will save us instead of only ourselves"
Lucas, communism is literally built upon relying on the collective to "save" you from your own basic needs. Its literally relying on others to enforce that those with ability produce and provide for the "needs" of others.
Nobody actually expects billionaires to "save us", most ideological capitalists will argue that we don't need to be saved because we can handle shit ourselves.

But of course Lucas thinks this way, because he expects someone else to provide him food, shelter and a mate. He doesn't see Elon Musk or Bill Gates yeeting him any zoomer baes and free meals from Clinkerdagger, therefore we need a communist revolution so a benevolent proletarian dictator can yeet Lucas a zoomer bae and free Clinkerdagger.
 
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