Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Jesus Christ. He says he eats a minimum of 3 sushi rolls with 8 pieces in each roll. That is A LOT of food. With that, and the combination of his "low carb" dinners and delicious sauces (gag) he's going to be back up to 400lbs soon.
TBF, I’ll down five of those rolls. Sushi is the shit.
 
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Never fucking happened.

Lucas repeated his suicide threat that if he doesn't get 18-25 year old pussy in the next 7 years then he's killing himself.

AnOminous pointed out that in 7 years time an 18 year old girl is an 11 year old right now, and the dumbest members of Kiwi Farms took that as an admission from Lucas that he wants 11 year old's.

Lucas is disturbing and creepy enough as he is without Kiwi's shitting up his thread with this utterly dumb shit.
If you go back and re read, Lucas and over all society mention Gen Z are being born now or just winding down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z. Lucas is after Gen Z he's stated that, since he can't get the generation before.

2 years ago he went after a 15 year old.

I wish this wasn't hyperbole, but the fact he's put on facebook he's after Gen Z that is his words not mine or quoting incorrectly. Being Gen Zers some are 11. While no one, myself included took it as a blatant claim he wants 11 year olds. It's an underhanded way of saying it since the only reason he keeps mentioning age of consent so he can be a deviant with out being locked up.
 
Especially if he's on any meds. I don't think there are any weight neutral meds that would be heavy duty enough for him. Although clearly whatever they're giving him isn't working, ususlly one of the conditions of being in a mental health facility is a continued medication regimen.

He claims he's on 12 different meds. I don't know if that is normal for treating someone with mental illness like his - or if he's lying.
 
If you go back and re read, Lucas and over all society mention Gen Z are being born now or just winding down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z. Lucas is after Gen Z he's stated that, since he can't get the generation before.

2 years ago he went after a 15 year old.

I wish this wasn't hyperbole, but the fact he's put on facebook he's after Gen Z that is his words not mine or quoting incorrectly. Being Gen Zers some are 11. While no one, myself included took it as a blatant claim he wants 11 year olds. It's an underhanded way of saying it since the only reason he keeps mentioning age of consent so he can be a deviant with out being locked up.
Don’t worry, @KerryDixon9 was being a retard.
 
He claims he's on 12 different meds. I don't know if that is normal for treating someone with mental illness like his - or if he's lying.
For a case like Lucas, it's possible being his wieght and beetus plus his more than one mental issue, also maybe he's factoring in vitamins etc, sometimes even sane people use that loosely, like taking an multi and red yeast plus an anti depressant may say on 3 meds. Just loose English.

Don’t worry, @KerryDixon9 was being an exceptional individual.
I wasn't upset and it's easy to rag on Lucas and sometimes even myself gets a touch A loggy, I just wanted to clear, I didn't mis understand what that post I quoted meant. I mean Lucas has stated he's after people who are that young even if he didn't mean to let it slip.

That's what makes it spooky, Lucas is that flexible with age.
 
Lucas would totally fuck underage, given the chance. I think his "ageplay" shit would come to that horrifying conclusion if hell would freeze over tomorrow and he'd somehow have a wife and eventually a daughter. I totally would not put that past him. Thank god he's a tard and that'll never happen.
 
How old were Lucas' parents when he was born? I'm willing to bet that his father was an "older male".
 
If you go back and re read, Lucas and over all society mention Gen Z are being born now or just winding down. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z. Lucas is after Gen Z he's stated that, since he can't get the generation before.

2 years ago he went after a 15 year old.

I wish this wasn't hyperbole, but the fact he's put on facebook he's after Gen Z that is his words not mine or quoting incorrectly. Being Gen Zers some are 11. While no one, myself included took it as a blatant claim he wants 11 year olds. It's an underhanded way of saying it since the only reason he keeps mentioning age of consent so he can be a deviant with out being locked up.

You said Lucas slipped up and mentioned that he had an age range of 11 and younger. You said that you couldn't even call him a hebophile, which is an attraction kids between 11 and 14, and the obvious inference being that he was a genuine pedo with an attraction to girls 11 and younger.

And you did that right after AnOm posted mentioning an 11 year old.

Lucas has been ranting about Gen Whatevers not fucking him and having to go on to the next Gen, but when he's offering a seven year deadline for his next pussy that covers him.

If Lucas had slipped up and mentioned he was interested in 11 year olds then the cops would be taking his accounts apart to find the evidence to throw him back in the loony bin or jail. He didn't do it though, he didn't do anything like it. I have no problem imagining Lucas creeping on under age girls again and when he does I hope he's bounced off the streets quickly. But you're just crying wolf over bullshit.
 
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Don’t worry, @KerryDixon9 was being an exceptional individual.

I've otherwise disagreed with many things that @KerryDixon9 has posted in this thread, and I like @Bassomatic's contributions to this site, but Kerry is absolutely right about this one.

Lucas has a long history of implicit and borderline pedo actions and apologism--which have gotten progressively worse quite rapidly recently--but the origin of the "11-year-old" thing specifically that people keep repeating here was based on a misunderstanding of a comment @AnOminous made.
 
It's most likely a troll that reported him as dead to Facebook. If he actually died I'm sure we would've heard something.


Yeah, chances are is that Lucas isn't actually dead, and that this is a stunt pulled by a ween. That being said we should wait for some sort of confirmation (whether it be from his family or Lucas himself) as to if he's alive.


Also, as per Facebook's Legacy Settings wouldn't management of his account be passed to members of his family or a close friend? It may be that a troll has tried to hijack Lucas' account by tricking Facebook into believing he was dead.


So, all in all, fellow Kiwis and lurkers, it's best that people hold off from rejoicing or commiserating until we've got solid evidence that he's dead or alive.
 
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