Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

lucas is on a roll. i didnt think a human could have so little self awareness

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SpacePanther said:
He says he smokes dope on his Facebook but that's all I've heard.

Edit: His last girlfriend was 18 years older than him.

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funny how he left out the domestic violence an breaching a restraining order part about his old gf. also the part where he saw what HE said was probably a father/daughter eatin, and he chimped out because tfw no hot millennial pussy
 
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Fiveseven15 said:
lucas is on a roll. i didnt think a human could have so little self awareness

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Well Lucas would be correct for the other person..

He's crazy and not smart. Debating him is a waste of time and you don't get good milk from it even.

He's just a gross fat old man who yells SCIENCE as the reason he should fuck kids. Him being inept is good and proven time and again.

He's also pretty attention hungry so best bet hands off let Lucas feel lonley and we will get moready videos where his antics truly shine.
 
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Haha... She's clearly making that up!! Heavens forbid a telomeres child came out anything but perfect.

If there was a new breakthrough in telomeres research and the scientists discovered that the children born with the longest and strongest telomeres came from fathers in their 30s to 40s fornicating with children aged 7 through 15 but stops there, would Lucas immediately start justifying why he'd have to be a kiddy fiddling pedo?
 
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AmpleApricots said:
I think the wish to fiddle jailbait formed in Lucas' brain before the bullshit justifications why it's right to do so.
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Agreed. He goes through bullshit excuses like danger hairs go through hair dye. So far it's been cause he never has been with a youngin, the concept that if they support Bernie Sanders then they must be into fucking older men, the grey beard scenario, telomeres, and now for science. Chances are his reasoning is just going to get creepier.
 
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Dia de Muertos said:
Haha... She's clearly making that up!! Heavens forbid a telomeres child came out anything but perfect.

If there was a new breakthrough in telomeres research and the scientists discovered that the children born with the longest and strongest telomeres came from fathers in their 30s to 40s fornicating with children aged 7 through 15 but stops there, would Lucas immediately start justifying why he'd have to be a kiddy fiddling pedo?
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The only reason he's set the bar as old as he has is because he thinks since it's legal it's ok. He's slipped up past week and mentioned 11 and younger. You couldn't even call him a heebophile.

There's really no science behind what he's saying to start. What it is, Lucas thinks highly of himself, so he thinks he can slick talk that there's this world wide crisis he's aware of, no one sees and him doing what he wants is a good thing. When everyone knows pedophila is gross and bad.
I'm sure if there were no age of consent laws Lucas would still not be getting laid and rambling about toddler fucking or something as equally as abhorrent.

His made up science and law are just what he uses to hide the fact he's a flat out creep. At least in his mind and eyes he thinks it works.

In regards to his older fathers shit storm, he can't even finish his lie correctly. He even goes to say less chance, then back to it's impossible. It just makes him sound dumber than a bag of door knobs, as well as rude as hell to deny someone a life long struggle mental illness. He's not smart enough to say "oh well it's rare" or "mom's fault" or if he knew fuck all about anything, could place it all on nuture side, IE environmental issues caused it.
 
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We're back to the stronger DNA too I see. *sigh*

He's such a creepy and also obviously disturbed motherfucker in the videos, he also looks
like complete shit, dude is still in his 30s even, I'd peg him as a poorly-groomed mid-40s if I didn't know.
Even my main nigga Lowtax looks younger than him. 30s is still an age where you can mistake someone for 20s if the stars align correctly for Pete's sake. Also he looks like he reeks. I'm surprised he shaves, usually people like him try to hide their pudding face behind a neckbeard.
 
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Bassomatic said:
He's slipped up past week and mentioned 11 and younger.
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Never fucking happened.

Lucas repeated his suicide threat that if he doesn't get 18-25 year old pussy in the next 7 years then he's killing himself.

AnOminous pointed out that in 7 years time an 18 year old girl is an 11 year old right now, and the dumbest members of Kiwi Farms took that as an admission from Lucas that he wants 11 year old's.

Lucas is disturbing and creepy enough as he is without Kiwi's shitting up his thread with this utterly dumb shit.
 
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Trainwreck said:
Jesus Christ. He says he eats a minimum of 3 sushi rolls with 8 pieces in each roll. That is A LOT of food. With that, and the combination of his "low carb" dinners and delicious sauces (gag) he's going to be back up to 400lbs soon.
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Especially if he's on any meds. I don't think there are any weight neutral meds that would be heavy duty enough for him. Although clearly whatever they're giving him isn't working, ususlly one of the conditions of being in a mental health facility is a continued medication regimen.
 
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