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This is a day or two old but heres a screenshot of Eddie declaring war on Lucas' haters because Lucas is a good man apparently? This sounds like the rant of a methed out retard.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas gets blinded by (actual) science and is now furiously Googling "strong DNA"
Edit: Aaand he has stopped responding.
Edit: Aaand he has stopped responding.
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Eddie has, and always will be an exceptional idiot. I'd say it's best to post Dzial content in SOFALAW - though the group was focused purely on Lucas at first, Lucas has since gained a ton of orbiters (i.e. Dzial) - so it would be better to keep them all in one place.
I'm honestly still stumped as to why Eddie Dzial would want to help Lucas in the first place. I don't know what they see in each other.
Lucas gets blinded by (actual) science and is now furiously Googling "strong DNA"
Edit: Aaand he has stopped responding.
And to think Lucas wants to go to college. He can't stick his fingers in his ears and say "la,la,la I can't hear you" when the lecturer says something he doesn't like, otherwise he'll fail his course. We all know he wouldn't pass anyway, as he clearly is to up his own arse to learn anything.
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IrishAsylum
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He did respond a little after that exchange and HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Lucas seems to accept the fact that he doesn't know everything about science! Is he becoming self aware?!?! Also, this Katie Costello seems suspect AF. If you've read their interactions over the two days, it's like she came off a manic pixie dream girl assembly line.
"It makes no sense....."
"It makes no sense....."
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Sometimes I wonder if a broken clock is right twice aday again lucas manages to be wrong about things.
Ligers and tigons were first found in nature back when shared turf early 1900s.
I don't want Eddie in this at all. I don't mean don't post his antics etc it's just he's so deplorable I hate to add more gross in the wern show.
And as normal lucas manages to fuck up a meal most 12 year olds can fix when the folks are out that night.
Ligers and tigons were first found in nature back when shared turf early 1900s.
I don't want Eddie in this at all. I don't mean don't post his antics etc it's just he's so deplorable I hate to add more gross in the wern show.
And as normal lucas manages to fuck up a meal most 12 year olds can fix when the folks are out that night.
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The only way I can describe Eddie's involvement in all of this is "strange". Out of all the drama, all the cows he could choose to get involved with he decides to help out Lucas. Up until this point he'd been doing a relatively good job of keeping his head down and getting on with his life, and barely anyone on the Farms still cared about his existence. He has no reason at all to dig up the past right now, nor to mess with other cows.
That pasta looks to be under-cooked; there's nothing wrong with it being slightly al dente [crunchy] to taste, but when it's that dry you know its screwed.
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What in the fuck is going on? What opportunity was Eddie offering him?
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Well the Eddie saga didn't last long.
I wonder who's gonna leak what all went down.
I wonder who's gonna leak what all went down.
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What the fuck is going on this is hilarious and weird. Like what even is this shit?Eddie said:
Everyone on SOFALAW seems to accept without question that this is Eddie but is it really? This almost seems like a third party troll just fucking with people. It's so over the top and I don't 100% buy that this actually him.
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True, it may be a ween instead of Eddie himself. But then again it is Eddie, so it wouldn't be surprising if it is actually him.
So, we now know why Lucas fell out with Eddie after only a few days. It seems like a ween lied to Lucas about why Eddie's thread was deleted last year.
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DeletedSoul
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Haha, yeah, that was hilarious . It was excellent work by a double agent .
...When I created SOFALAW a few years ago, I literally had no fucking clue I would ever use the term "double agent" to describe anything related to it. Jesus Christ.
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What happened to that one member who claimed to have an insider perspective in to Lucas and the terms of his release? Last I saw she was no longer in SOFALAW.
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DeletedSoul
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She's currently on hiatus for several reasons, apparently. Her final update was that things would be escalating RE: Lucas's release and actions taken by his handlers.
I don't know how true any of it is though.
SOFALAW is a Facebook group that chronicles and discusses Lucas. It's currently secret to protect the identity of its members.
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Trainwreck
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Well, she sure isn't very smart. She's said on multiple occasions that she has a family member who is giving her this information. If it IS true, they are both fools because the information she is giving out violates HIPPA.
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Hopefully that should stop Eddie from causing too much trouble, lest he wants to attract attention to himself again. The funny thing is that Eddie believes Lucas now "owes" him something in return for his "help", and that he was going to somehow get Lucas laid.
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Lucas has now laid claim to all women in the spokane area Failure to comply will result in a ban.
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We finally get to see the cheese/Sprite/sunflower seed mess:
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It probably looked better before he ate it.We finally get to see the cheese/Sprite/sunflower seed mess: