Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

some SS showing how utterly delusional and narcissistic he is. 'tell me exactly what *I* discovered'


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DeletedSoul said:
And apparently Eddie Dzial is attached to Lucas now. I'm curious how another cow managed to latch onto him, but Eddie is now a Lucas fanboy.

He's also apparently the asshole with the mole account in SOFALAW. I'm working on flushing him out. Shouldn't be hard, he seems like a pretty hare brained motherfucker.
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Good god, Eddie Dzial is a name I haven't heard in a long while. I was wondering what he's been up to since he was played by Donny Long (and had his thread deleted). This is an unlikely cow crossover if there is one.

I wonder if Eddie is aware that the admins of SOFALAW know that he is mole.

Lucas is now one step closer to being accepted by Vordrak/Samuel Collingwood Smith at this rate. Maybe we'll even see a rant on Sam's blog about how SOFALAW and Kiwi Farms (along with the Labour Party) is "harassing" Lucas by the end of the year.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Good god, Eddie Dzial is a name I haven't heard in a long while. I was wondering what he's been up to since he was played by Donny Long (and had his thread deleted). This is an unlikely cow crossover if there is one.

I wonder if Eddie is aware that the admins of SOFALAW know that he is mole.

Lucas is now one step closer to being accepted by Vordrak/Samuel Collingwood Smith at this rate. Maybe we'll even see a rant on Sam's blog about how SOFALAW and Kiwi Farms (along with the Labour Party) is "harassing" Lucas by the end of the year.
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I mean, he probably knows we know. The difficulty is finding out what sock account in the group is his. It is hilarious that he and Lucas have teamed up, however.
 
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DeletedSoul said:
I mean, he probably knows we know. The difficulty is finding out what sock account in the group is his. It is hilarious that he and Lucas have teamed up, however.
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Yeah, it's actually kind of hilarious. Eddie has never been able to keep himself quiet for too long as he has little to no self-restraint, so it's a matter of waiting for him to slip up and expose himself. I wonder why he's helping Lucas? Maybe it's to get revenge against the Farms for making peace with Donny Long.
 
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Feel free to tell me to fuck off, but is there a cliff notes version of who Eddie and Donny are and what their deal is/was?
 
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Are we going to have to summon God Long to protect us from Dzial again? Who knew that a sexual predator that is essentially a pedophile would be seen as a worthy cause by someone as stupid as Dzial?
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That would be if we can pull completely heterosexual Donny away from abusing his Thai whore long enough to notice.
 
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Looks like there is another obvious, albeit slightly more interesting, attempt to ween Lucas going down.

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Whoops, didn't realize that was already posted. New idea from Lucas though:

Anyone who doesn't want to bang me has a birth defect
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Sure Lucas, sounds like legit science.

"Any hot co-eds that don't wanna fuck me? They must have brain damage. And I mean, duh, all these pimples on my face are solid proof that my telomere game is strong. Not only that, but the fact that I'm breaking out all over is exactly why I wanna fuck young girls and make a legion of Wernlings. No! It doesn't have anything to do with me only washing once a week. It's chemical! Why are you running away? YOU BIGOT! Fucking ageists, I'll just go hang out under a bridge like where all the other pioneers of science go."
 
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Trainwreck said:
Lucas thinks that if you have sex with someone with the same hair color, it's just like incest. Alrightly then.
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Ah, so Lucas' dream girl would be someone aged 18 or below, with a different hair colour to his?

So, if someone was to dye their hair, but had sex with someone who had their previous colour would it count as incest? The plot thickens.
 
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