Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Almost self aware, but still not giving up.
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Bassomatic said:
You are bound by law to have kids with a friend?

I wonder why Lucas is so alone...

You don't do romantic things with friends, heck you don't do romantic things with FWBs. In regards to the pictures, nothing cheers me up and makes me laugh as much as how incels get triggered by couples.
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Yeah, Lucas being riled up by couples made me laugh too - I thought back to one his crazed rants from 2017 - the one where he began to see Greybeard-Millennial couples everywhere. It was clearly a hallucination/delusion as per his illness, but it was funny nonetheless.

 
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Aristophanes said:
Yeah, Lucas being riled up by couples made me laugh too - I thought back to one his crazed rants from 2017 - the one where he began to see Greybeard-Millennial couples everywhere. It was clearly a hallucination/delusion as per his illness, but it was funny nonetheless.

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God these videos are great. His commentaries are great for analysis:
1. I'm sure girls love to be referred to as "hood rats".
2. "You need to tell me!" Who's "You"? As if these old grey haired guys are watching his videos.
3. The implication that every man with grey hair is OBVIOUSLY homeless.
4. "Stop talking to the women, let me talk to them!" B/c that's how social interaction works?!
5. Any man of a certain age that is with a younger girl cleary has stolen Lucas' research from his website.
6. He's not going to fight with these imaginary people anymore (?), he KNOWS they're talking about telomerase.
7. The imaginary old guys owe him young pussy for stealing his research.
8. "You and I are at war, UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT. You are thieves."

The entitlement is so goddamn rich with him. Hell, I started going grey at 25. Do you really think it was him hallucinating? Or just not realizing that while a few may be actual couples, most are probably just dads with their daughters? He never mentions them sharing any sort of affection, just that they're talking or hanging out together.
 
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Dia de Muertos said:
That sounds absolutely horrific. I'm sure the pictures will do no justice. Con queso mixed with sprite? Isn't he fuckin diabetic?
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He's supposed to be, yet he goes (or went to) Starbucks in the past, which are basically liquid sugar bombs. He either never went to a dietitian or ignored the dietitian's advice on how to eat right.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Does Lucas have any friends at all outside the Facebook asspatters? He's not open to forming relationships that are non-sexual in nature (especially with other men), so I don't imagine that he's one to socialise that much.

If only Lucas put as much effort into socialising as he did creeping on young girls, maybe he'll then have a support network of friends to keep him in check and encourage his recovery. A loving relationship can be important, but having good friends is just as essential.

I just imagine Lucas as an old man in his sixties/seventies sitting alone in a small empty room, with nothing but his notebooks filled with doodlings of sperm for company.
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I've said it before in the group: as sad as it is, SOFALAW is probably the closest thing to a real friend he'll ever have. We might laugh and cringe at his bullshit too, but at least we tried calling out Corina and Shao for him, and a lot of our members who interact with him do so in order to try to talk sense into him .
 
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I live dreadfully close to this autist. Anyone know any of his local hang out spots so I can keep an eye out for him?

The women in Spokane that use dating apps are either incredibly far out of his league women who are just near finishing college and trying to find a serious partner, or they are 18-21 year old near-escorts that are mostly looking for free dinners and casual flings. The concept that any one would ever approach Lucas seriously is insane.

The funniest part is the millennials he is chasing after are mostly young hood-rat drug addicts. Spokane has truly, truly awful women for the most part with a random spattering of well adjusted but much too serious for him. I almost think that it's not entirely his fault, dating here is awful, but his mental state is not winning him any actual brownie points with me.
 
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Fronk said:
I live dreadfully close to this autist. Anyone know any of his local hang out spots so I can keep an eye out for him?

The women in Spokane that use dating apps are either incredibly far out of his league women who are just near finishing college and trying to find a serious partner, or they are 18-21 year old near-escorts that are mostly looking for free dinners and casual flings. The concept that any one would ever approach Lucas seriously is insane.

The funniest part is the millennials he is chasing after are mostly young hood-rat drug addicts. Spokane has truly, truly awful women for the most part with a random spattering of well adjusted but much too serious for him. I almost think that it's not entirely his fault, dating here is awful, but his mental state is not winning him any actual brownie points with me.
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He lives at Phoenix House.
He can be found at The Wave Island Sports Grill, Fire Artisan Pizza, Red Robin, the downtown library, under the Monroe Street Bridge, and he apparently shops at Safeway a lot.


Edit: Wanted to add his latest culinary exploit. Ladies?
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I wonder if Lucas is just being dishonest or has a thing for the emma goblin.

I really like how he warns women he's going to college just to pick girls up. He forgot to mention the PhD lie.

Cooking from frozen like that is dangerous, but Lucas knows better no wonder no one wants to come over and eat those wonderful meals. Since no one has smacked my hand when I mildly cook sperg, monterey steak seasoning is good stuff and works on chicken, sprinkle on breast grill and you are golden. That salsa is awful, expensive and salt loaded. It's easy as cake to make your own and tailor it to your own tastes and thickness so you don't have to fucking pour sprite into it...

No idea why we have to wait for pictures, I'm sure I'll feel a bit dizzy seeing them.
 
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