Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Starting at 8:50 in Part 6 of Wound, he starts rambling about how unemployed men in his fictional universe receive a government stipend to travel the country, eat fine food, stay in free lodges, chat up women and have casual sex, and smoke pot.

There's the wish-fulfillment. Now he just needs to introduce a self-insert Mary Sue character who epitomizes this lifestyle.
 
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Well Lucas, this would certainly be one way of putting it...

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Hide yo girls, Hide yo wives....

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Well at least Lucas is not willing to date a single mom, that's a good amount of kids safe from him. For someone who says he's not a bigot to shame single moms is a pretty bold move.

Also if you can't do a kid right, why does he want kids of his own? Me thinks there's some dishonesty and he's just picky, something he forbids women to be.

Lucas the only thing you need to take is your meds, you pedophile.
 
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But speaking of Lucas having kids, a few people mentioned how having/caring for a pet can sometimes show how you might be as a parent. I thought this exchange was very telling from someone who claims to have been changing diapers since 10, and desperately wants to get a wife to impregnate and live their happy little life in their govt subsidized apartment:

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Cat poop in a litter box? "It smells" & "Ewwww" & "Gross". But the endless stream of piss/shit/vomit/mucus that a baby will put out will be no big deal b/c it's a "stronger bond", thereby making it less gross? Uh no. I was still grossed out by it. Sure, I got used to it, but it was certainly less gross having to take 3 minutes to empty the litter box.
 
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It's kinda funny Lucas can't make a passing white lie like "oh I don't like cats or I'm so busy can't have one or not allowed" Just skirt it, digs himself deeper and then uses his insanity science.

Not to cat sperg but if you smell a litter box you aren't upkeeping it right and there are so many ways to make it darn near sanitary to clean too. They have automatic boxes that clear into a bag, or lift out bags that mesh the clean litter etc etc.

It's also very childish to point out victimhood allows you to misbehave, with his anger issues Lucas pretty clearly hates women. Well he has serious jealousy problems but women extra because he's an incredible horn ball.
 
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Like I mentioned earlier, I strongly believe nothing of this is thought through. I am pretty sure Lucas didn't ever really think what it would really mean to be a father, or have a family, a proper relationship or anything like that at least not how a normal person does. It's just some weird, half-baked fantasy that probably only exists because of some fetish he has. I'd not be surprised if he's into incest. Thankfully he's neither very ambitious nor very smart else I'd see him as danger to women.
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Like I mentioned earlier, I strongly believe nothing of this is thought through. I am pretty sure Lucas didn't ever really think what it would really mean to be a father, or have a family, a proper relationship or anything like that at least not how a normal person does. It's just some weird, half-baked fantasy that probably only exists because of some fetish he has. I'd not be surprised if he's into incest. Thankfully he's neither very ambitious nor very smart else I'd see him as danger to women.
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Absolutely none of it is thought through. May be the bipolar, or schizophrenia, or whatever else, but as his rap skillz show he's all about RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW. He's lonely, but has said he absolutely WILL NOT approach women. Then immediately ask about how to approach women, then refuses all advice, then goes on a blocking spree.

It really makes me wonder if he'll actually flip out or do something public again, or at least any time soon. Like, what would it take with him? If he's still on his meds, he's sedated a bit. He's obviously not been doing the long walks like he used to and put back on all that weight, so it's one less thing to brag about. While he may ask his followers for opening lines, he's also admitted he's terrified of talking to any women and refuses to make the first move. I don't really see him putting himself out there in public. I mean, before he was only out there b/c he needed something to do since he was homeless.

If he does decide to go to this march tomorrow, like I said, he'll likely just hide behind a tree. Or maybe he'll claim he went, but then just sit in his apartment all day. So again, my thought goes back to, will he snap again? What would push him? Now that he doesn't live on the streets, he just holes himself up in his apartment and spergs online all damn day dreaming of what life could be if it weren't for the bigots keeping him from what he's clearly entitled to.

(For clarity: I enjoy the entertainment of Lucas. I'm not saying I want him to flip his shit in public of course b/c of how horrifically dangerous he is/could be, but I'm just curious at this point)
 
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Regarding his public meltdowns I remember about a month ago some dude commented on one of his posts claiming that he saw Lucas on the side of a busy street screaming at the top of his lungs at passing cars about women. Lucas didn't deny it and simply said something along the lines of "yeah I wasn't properly medicated that was right before I was committed". So it seems he has had public breakdowns in the past. I'd go and try to find the post but Lucas blocked me weeks ago for insinuating that his plan to ban younger men from having children was basically eugenics.
 
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Aw, Lucas didn't go the march today because "the snow has me confined." A few people pointed out that there was no snow in his town today. They even had pics from the march that showed zero snow, not even rain. And that there were people still out there protesting. Oh well. Another opportunity to meet Gen Z passed him right by b/c he can't get off his tub of lard ass. I guess any excuse to further his feeling like a victim that women don't want anything to do with him.
 
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Perhaps call me going a bit soft here, but in ways this is sad.
Lucas DOES need a normal life, but with his illness and being an all around pervert and bad person it will never happen.

He is a dreamer.

He's socially a mess.

He's just a weird lonely old person and nothing will be able to make him happy and a large part of it is his own behavior and a dash of the mental illness.

His best option and path is take your god damn meds, clean your fucking dishes. Stock shelves move into a group home jack off and watch cartoons with the other retards. It's not much a life, but it's better than eating under cooked meat rambling about raping kids for Science like he's Bill Nye the kid fucking guy and being an internet laughing stock that broke your parents hearts.
 
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