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Can we add “Master Chef Of Nightmares?” To the title?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Is it just me, or does Lucas use the same sauce for every abomination he makes?
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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I still can't get over the leftover caked on grease/sauce on his plates and stove.
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Good Christ, no matter what time of day it is, that man's cooking always makes me feel sick. How can you be his age and still cook like you've crapped out last night's dinner to serve tonight?
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See, both of those monstrosities have the same shit-stain sauce. I've always been respectful when it comes to other people's cooking (constructive criticism and all), but this time I'm glad to say that this looks like absolute shit.
If Lucas had sent this to Gordon Ramsay on Twitter, I don't think he'd get a stunning review.
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"It was just drawings of sperm"
DeletedSoul
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Oh my God.
Where did you find this? Is there more? Because this basically confirms our speculation at SOFALAW, particularly what we've figured the tenor of his discussions with women at the hospitals must be like. After he got out this last time he mentioned a young woman from the hospital he was in love with, and all we've been able to imagine is that he was preying on a fellow patient who might not be able to keep safe from him .
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unfortunately that's all I got, but I think it was posted there too. And yeah, really don't think a ward is a good place for him. Those are for people who want to get better.
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Is this the book of "groundbreaking research" that Lucas kept going on about right after his release? Because it's far more coherent than anything else he has written in his life.
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Skeptical + 1 on the firsthand report of Lucas in the mental hospital. As much as I want to believe, it sounds to me like a lot of the Wernerisms we all know compounded in to one story.
Also from the SOFALAW group - apparently Lucas sent out 6 new dick pics and due to his meds is unable to achieve an erection, which apparently Corina/Shao mocked him for.
Also from the SOFALAW group - apparently Lucas sent out 6 new dick pics and due to his meds is unable to achieve an erection, which apparently Corina/Shao mocked him for.
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Yeah, it may or may not be real, but he's a creature of habit so who knows. I thought it was interesting.
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Oh it certainly was, and it was fun to imagine him in group therapy ranting about not having a feeeeemale to impregnate. Hopefully while wearing his "Got Telomerase?" shirt.
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Can we please put his "creations" under spoilers? They're giving the stuff Anna Johnson makes a run for it's money.
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How's this?
This apparently is 2 beef ribs and 2 filets of salmon over some vegetables. Note that before baking he apparently covered the salmon in "fry sauce" aka ketchup and mayonnaise.
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According to someone in Sofalaw, regarding Lucas's 9 month disappearance:
"He wasn't brought in on charges, his mother came up to WA and petitioned for his commitment based on his condition making him a danger to himself. At which point he served three consecutive 90-day stints (i'm guessing he failed two reviews if I'm reading this stuff correctly) before recieving a conditional outpatient release."
No talk of their source on this, but it definitely sounds plausible. Interesting either way.
"He wasn't brought in on charges, his mother came up to WA and petitioned for his commitment based on his condition making him a danger to himself. At which point he served three consecutive 90-day stints (i'm guessing he failed two reviews if I'm reading this stuff correctly) before recieving a conditional outpatient release."
No talk of their source on this, but it definitely sounds plausible. Interesting either way.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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It's a good thing that she eventually got involved. It seems that Lucas had enough awareness to know that his family could petition for his commitment, so he probably gave himself enough distance to make it harder for them to do so on a regular basis.
The biggest mistake anyone makes is not giving people like Lucas and other autists enough credit for sneaky/crafty behavior.
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Oh can a link appear and as always archive it!
Sadly the kinda group homes Lucas would be best at just don't exist anymore and WA is one of the better funded states. He's clearly not a good fit where he is now in regards to there are kids and it's transitional housing, Lucas is gonna bounce in and out of the wards till he dies. Seriously as cold as it sounds, that's due to him and the system.
By now the docs etc at the wards know he's hopeless keep him as long as they can kick to the curb and wait for him to come back, that's his fate.
I suspect this more than the SOFALAW claim, being well, SOFALAW.
Man, I don't even want to sperg but his green beans are near grey so over cooked AF. Cooking beef and Salmon together, what in the hell. For beef ribs Tomato/ketchup based/bbq sauce is a good fit, a white fish my god what why? Those ribs for those who don't know are tought meat, cook low and slow. Salmon, no. So either he's cooked the fish to nothing or eating barely cooked tough meat or most likely managed to set a perfect time and temp to ruin both.
I'm also lost on the siracha in Caesar dressing, it already has spice in it and if you enjoy heat it'll come from the ingredients, most people enjoy it for it's sharpness.
He has internet use clearly, no job and some free EBT/welfare cash why not learn how to cook? That can't taste good even to the most dead palettes.
I also suspect this, From what we've seen on FB she's active in mental health care and is aware Lucas is a wreck. It's gotta be heart breaking but Lucas is clearly doing as you said, trying to keep away so he can telomeres sperg and creep on girls instead of dealing with his mental issues.
Trainwreck
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He thinned his Lay's ranch sauce with water for his ribs. A true mastermind.