💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I have no idea how accurate this information is, but someone in a Facebook group said this:


Edit: it's back up
 

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I'm hazarding a guess - but on his "Spokane Generation Z" etc etc page he posted a couple of statuses about "I was sexting a 16 year old in Virginia then she told me it was illegal" and "16 is legal, honies" and these status were viewable to the public. So that may have gotten him in some trouble since he confirmed all over that page that it was in fact him running it, not a fan/troll.

Edit: apparently his profile is back once his case worker left
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LightEmittingDiode said:
I'm hazarding a guess - but on his "Spokane Generation Z" etc etc page he posted a couple of statuses about "I was sexting a 16 year old in Virginia then she told me it was illegal" and "16 is legal, honies" and these status were viewable to the public. So that may have gotten him in some trouble since he confirmed all over that page that it was in fact him running it, not a fan/troll.
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Speculation is that he nuked everything since he had a caseworker visit today.
 
He says he just randomly came across it about 2 years ago. AND. HASN'T. LET. UP. SINCE. But I'm pretty sure he just went around searching for something scientific as to why it's okay to fuck teens.
 
IrishAsylum said:
He says he just randomly came across it about 2 years ago. AND. HASN'T. LET. UP. SINCE. But I'm pretty sure he just went around searching for something scientific as to why it's okay to fuck teens.
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One of the things attributed to short telomeres is Werner syndrome so I'm pretty sure he just came across it googling his own name and went from there.
 
Rescuetoast said:
Speculation is that he nuked everything since he had a caseworker visit today.
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This is an annoying thing, they let him know they were coming. If indeed he had caseworker show and it's true he's not allowed social media. Then he really got an unfair heads up. Part of things like this or urine tests on parole etc, are to keep you on your toes. If you know it's coming can game the system like Lucas did.

Lucas is clearly getting worse and has access to kids currently. Him knowing to hide it means he knows it's wrong and still chooses to do it, this makes his mental problems aside the point. This is willful disobeying his release conditions. This is a man who's trying to hide his kiddy fucking goals so he can hang around an apartment on the tax dollars, around kids.
 
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Then he really got an unfair heads up.
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It probably wouldn't have worked even if it was a random visit since he's said he uses his neighbor's phone cuz broke and no Wi-Fi (totally could provide for a kid though!)
They need to just do a fucking Facebook search periodically for people who aren't supposed to have social media accounts, really.
 
I know reaction images are poor form here but dear weens :
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I think weens only speak in poor meme so perhaps they can understand this.
 
I'm sorry if this a bit late, but has anyone seen Lucas' threats to Shao Mane? Shao better stay in Seattle, lest he wants to feel the Wern.
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Aw, you beat me to it! Seeing Lucas threaten to fight someone ALWAYS reminds me of that video. Those "punches" he throws are perfection. I do however prefer the extended cut. I crack up when then guy tells him that he hasn't gotten laid in 4 years and Lucas' response "BECAUSE OF YOUUUUUU!!!!!!"
 
Aristophanes said:
I'm sorry if this a bit late, but has anyone seen Lucas' threats to Shao Mane? Shao better stay in Seattle, lest he wants to feel the Wern.
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At least, Shao didn't release the nudes Lucas sent to Corina. At least there's that :optimistic:. Though the idea of Shao going to Spokane again to fuck with him is probably unlikely. He got what he wanted out of Lucas and Lucas is going to curse his name for another year or so it takes to forget about him.
 
Nothing incredibly shocking, but saw this in one of those fb tag groups after someone shared the right now right now video. Just goes to show he really does have the same 'if you disagree im ignoring you' mentality in real life.

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Also saw this, which is entirely pointless but did make me laugh

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