Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

"A lot of guys I chat with are Generation Z." "Most my guys are Generation Z".
What guys? He doesn't have any IRL guys. Is he talking about the guys that for a laugh feed his delusions on his IG?

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Lucas the only person accusing Gen-Z of "age gap bigotry" is you.

Lucas Werner you alone probably account for 98% of all "agephobia" claims, the rest being liberal boomer ladies conflating being asked to use the self-checkout line as a violation of their civil rights, but you are the only person I've heard of every accuse all of Generation-Z of hating old people just because they wont date you and/or trade you a girlfriend to abuse.

I guess a child playing Candyland learning color/shapes recognition, taking turns and learning to lose or win properly is just worthless to Lucas. Candyland is for ages THREE and up, they aren't trying to learn about magical jizz from a hobo.

Yeah but we will never evolve into a wise science civilization until the little girls learn to get pregnant from magical electrical antiviral hobo jizz, and the little boys learn to stay abstinent until age 35 - their only role in life to act as "wingmen" and sell their sisters & female friends to older men in exchange for weed & elk.

How else can we achieve faster-than-light travel without age gap love?

 

[Kromir]

He keeps going back to the mask thing as to his lack of baes. Earlier, it was the ID card, now back to masks. As has been brought up before, during the height of the pandemic before a vaccine was available, Lucas would often be seen wearing a mask outside, but not while he was inside a building during his videos. For him, a mask is just to virtue signal. He doesn't even understand when to actually wear one.

Did you see the video where he was using his mask as an oven mitt? I could be mistaken but that's what I am seeing

https://youtu.be/9O_rVfOmFR4?t=192

 

[mothman96]

Did you see the video where he was using his mask as an oven mitt? I could be mistaken but that's what I am seeing

https://youtu.be/9O_rVfOmFR4?t=192

Yup, that was a face mask.

 

[Fatal Walter]

It takes so little for Lucas' head to get big. I guess maybe because it's actually just huge. Here he is living that successful instagram comedian life. It's on the picture where he compared his inceldom to the holocaust so most of the comments have probably been deleted.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"Our plant-based comrades"?

It's like he's trying to sound like OPL.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

To his credit, he's the second result on Google. Granted it's a story showing what a creep he is......

There is a part of me that is morbidly curious to see what a date with a 'Gen Z Chick' would actually be like.
Like, if there was a reality show based on setting up weirdos with their dream dates so that the audience to gawk in horror.
I have no doubt that it would be an absolute disaster, but I'd love to see what happens if/when this dog finally catches the car.

I'd also love to see him work a normie, office job too. Like that work study he used to yell about, just to see what kind of mess he'd get into.
It'd be like hiring a dog as a secretary, but without the charm of a dog pretending it's a person.

The LA catfish promised him an "office job" at a real estate agency. I can imagine him showing up to work in his Batman pajamas.

 

[GLUE SNIFFER 9000]

The LA catfish promised him an "office job" at a real estate agency. I can imagine him showing up to work in his Batman pajamas.

Oh that's right, I totally forgot!

I'm not a big fan of when people will directly fuck with a lolcow, but the LA trip was pretty wild. Especially, with how many people warned him that it was fucking stupid idea.
I know it's firmly in A-Log territory, but I'd love to see Lucas team up with another Cow or get thrown into one of those IP2 RV trips.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

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It takes so little for Lucas' head to get big. I guess maybe because it's actually just huge. Here he is living that successful instagram comedian life. It's on the picture where he compared his inceldom to the holocaust so most of the comments have probably been deleted.

Most of my "likes" on Instagram are from fake accounts (porn spam, etc). Wonder if Lucas thinks they're real and has tried to interact with them?

 

[mothman96]

The LA catfish promised him an "office job" at a real estate agency. I can imagine him showing up to work in his Batman pajamas.

The catfish was a millionaire. He had no real intention to work when she could provide him with everything he wants. Remember he wants to be the one to stay home and do the "cooking" and "housekeeping". In this case with a millionaire girlfriend/wife, the maids would do all the cooking/cleaning etc.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The LA catfish promised him an "office job" at a real estate agency. I can imagine him showing up to work in his Batman pajamas.

While admitting to not showering for over 3 weeks. The poor people he was stuck traveling with.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

The Creep can get the baes IRL if they were not anti-mask noobz kicking it at the bars.

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He won't go to the bars but wants to be invited to Gen Z parties where the Gen Z's will also not be wearing masks.

He is calling these Gen Z girls “noobs” which is hilarious because, yes, they are they’re fucking 18yo teens. They’re supposed to be noobs.

Whereas Lucas is an actual noob in that he’s probably had fewer social outing experiences with friends than any single chick he would like to assault.

But naw, Ace—I mean Lucas—is wise.

 

[Jeep1971]

"Trust me". Sure, trust the insane rutting animal brain pathological liar that is the bumcel Lucas Werner. And yea, samuel.scales is going to follow the insane Pedo Creep of Mallon Place advice and wait till he is middle age and be a Creep, creeping on girls young enough to be his daughter.

I love how he tells this Stan to "stay healthy, eat right,etc til he's 35"
Yeah kid stay healthy like Wern. He's the absolute picture of health with his beetus feet, MRSA sores and fat.

 

[Wernology]

While avoiding minor chores, I took a break to read through The Assembly, which was Lucas' 2019 plan for a one world government.

All it did was make me very, very tired.

It's set as an instant premiere so chat is on but I'm dragging myself to bed as it's after midnight.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Did you see the video where he was using his mask as an oven mitt? I could be mistaken but that's what I am seeing

https://youtu.be/9O_rVfOmFR4?t=192

Seriously that looks unbelievably awful even without burning half of it in the pan. Dry and salted to shit and probably somehow still undercooked.

I love how he tells this Stan to "stay healthy, eat right,etc til he's 35"
Yeah kid stay healthy like Wern. He's the absolute picture of health with his beetus feet, MRSA sores and fat.

Go vegan and work out, while I gorge myself on $10 Slurpees and greasy fried meats and shit.

His self awareness on dieting is about the same as that which he has on dating.

 

[LeeLoo]

JFC. Here we go again. Now that the FatFaggot has an ID to go get into queefy bae bars, he wouldn’t dare because they don’t wear masks. Good Lord he is just exceptionally stupid. And ugly, my God, does he not see these pics before he posts?

 

[Duke Nukem]

JFC. Here we go again. Now that the FatFaggot has an ID to go get into queefy bae bars, he wouldn’t dare because they don’t wear masks. Good Lord he is just exceptionally stupid. And ugly, my God, does he not see these pics before he posts?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was right. The answer is 42.

He looks closer to an alcoholic 52 though.

I'm pretty sure this is the age at which everything will collapse for Lucas.

 

[Wernology]

JFC. Here we go again. Now that the FatFaggot has an ID to go get into queefy bae bars, he wouldn’t dare because they don’t wear masks. Good Lord he is just exceptionally stupid. And ugly, my God, does he not see these pics before he posts?

It's always fun to watch him make up shit that's all a cover for: "I'm a complete pussy who doesn't know how to successfully interact with other people."

 

[mothman96]

It's always fun to watch him make up shit that's all a cover for: "I'm a complete pussy who doesn't know how to successfully interact with other people."

It works out to the benefit of the young women at the bars. He won't be in the bar eye raping, taking pictures/videos of the women.

 

[Da Dude123]

I wonder if the cow has a room mate now? He has slowed down a bit on the videos.

 

[mothman96]

I wonder if the cow has a room mate now? He has slowed down a bit on the videos.

Been wondering about that too. He isn't taking selfies in his room like before. In the last 10 or so days there has been only 1 selfie in his room. The rest he was in other areas of the facility.