Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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… Except for when you’re a homeless bumcel and need a place to stay until you are kicked out. Just look the other way if you somehow benefit, right Lukey?
 
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Pink Freud said:
… Except for when you’re a homeless bumcel and need a place to stay until you are kicked out. Just look the other way if you somehow benefit, right Lukey?
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They threatened to close tens of thousands of soup kitchens, yet they’re somehow not a charity? How much profit did they make at these soup kitchens?

Just because they stand for something you oppose Lucas doesn’t invalidate that they are indeed a charity.
 
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… Except for when you’re a homeless bumcel and need a place to stay until you are kicked out. Just look the other way if you somehow benefit, right Lukey?
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Yeah, this meme I believe has been debunked. The Salvation Army is an evangelical church that teaches that it is wrong to be a homo. But they do not discriminate against the gays for help and charity.

And of course, the exceptional cow will use them to get freebies or for a place to stay. One of my least favorite traits of Lucas is how he nonstop bashes Christians, yet, turns around and accepts help from Christian organizations. If you bring that up to him, you will get moooing, autistic screeching, then you will be blocked.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, this meme I believe has been debunked. The Salvation
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And of course, the exceptional cow will use them to get freebies or for a place to stay. One of my least favorite traits of Lucas is how he nonstop bashes Christians, yet, turns around and accepts help from Christian organizations. If you bring that up to him, you will get moooing, autistic screeching, then you will be blocked.
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, this meme I believe has been debunked. The Salvation Army is an evangelical church that teaches that it is wrong to be a homo. But they do not discriminate against the gays for help and charity.

And of course, the exceptional cow will use them to get freebies or for a place to stay. One of my least favorite traits of Lucas is how he nonstop bashes Christians, yet, turns around and accepts help from Christian organizations. If you bring that up to him, you will get moooing, autistic screeching, then you will be blocked.
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Don’t forget that the staunch atheist will (poorly) attempt to use their religion to guilt trip them into riding his little nub. “Love one another” OBVIOUSLY means underage girls should fighting to hop on his lap, lest they want to burn in hell for all eternity. He hates religion, unless he can find a way to turn it around on others for his benefit. Just like everything else in his pathetic life. “Said thing is bad!!! Unless I think it’ll get me puss puss. Then it is good, but only for me. Nobody else.”
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
From the Mixed-up Files of Mr. Lucas C. Werner, circa 2019:

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...AKA "Kiss me like my Mommy does"
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When I read that makes me think of this character Frank Booth from Blue Velvet. “Mommy baby wants to fuck. Don’t you fucking look at me.”

Edit: I can see Lucas in an abusive relationship where he says “call me daddy you shit head.”
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
This is really significant.

As far as I know, this is the first night since he's been at Mallon Place that he's made videos all night, and possibly the first night that he's stayed up all night.

I second the med issues suggestion.
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
The idiot who's go-to insult is "faggot" calls out homophobia. Uh-huh.
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More of his virtue signaling bullshit.
"Ooh the zoomer baes love faggots, so now I'm pro LGBTQ because I'm Wern."
 
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mothman96 said:
Coming from the Creep that got on a plane to LA because he though he was going to hookup with millionaire bae. All he could see were $ signs that blinded him to his infant traveling companion "Itsnotinthecards Werner".

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To make it even worse, legend has it that poor little itsnotinthecards werner is still trapped on that plane, cursed and forever travelling between spokane and LA until the wern gets his zoomer bae
 
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WonderWino said:
To make it even worse, legend has it that poor little itsnotinthecards werner is still trapped on that plane, cursed and forever travelling between spokane and LA until the wern gets his zoomer bae
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The airline found baby Itsnotinthecards and the baby was adopted by a loving couple. The adoptive father is competent, functional and productive with a good job that will provide well for the child.

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Here is another time the Greedy POS was seeing $ signs, thought he hit the jackpot with a millionaire bae.

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mothman96 said:
The airline found baby Itsnotinthecards and the baby was adopted by a loving couple. The adoptive father is competent, functional and productive with a good job that will provide well for the child.

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Here is another time the Greedy POS was seeing $ signs, thought he hit the jackpot with a millionaire bae.

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Gee, that couldn't be a flat bill hat on Mr Hypocrite Werner could it?

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I think he meant "dime", but it's true either way. Sounds like all that medication is having trouble tamping down that anger, too
 
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mothman96 said:
The Greedy Mallon Place Creeper must be mad he's not getting expensive gifts/money for Christmas. Wait, the Fat Cat Classists would be his parents/relatives.

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Damn I hope he keeps on with the bah humbug shit, I really want Lucas to be visited by three spirits. Ghost of Christmas Future all silently pointing to a headstone that says LUCAS WERNER'S FEET.
 
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mothman96 said:
The airline found baby Itsnotinthecards and the baby was adopted by a loving couple. The adoptive father is competent, functional and productive with a good job that will provide well for the child.

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Here is another time the Greedy POS was seeing $ signs, thought he hit the jackpot with a millionaire bae.

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The dumb cow fell for it, he always does. This is part of his belief that he is plenty good. So, it only makes sense that some rich 19 year old girl would want to marry him. He is plenty good!
 
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