Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
Last time the Creep went on a board game "designing" spree he was off his meds. He posted the video on his "new" game "The Game Is Called 25 Acres Of Trust" at 2:04 am and the next one "1 Point Per Made Item" at 4:54 am Spokane time. He spent the night "brain storming". I'm wondering if the Creeper is already skipping taking his meds.

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I am on the fence here. It looks to me like he may be even more drugged up. That weird long pause as he stopped to think of the name was like someone on a large dose of a benzos or something similar. It’s like he literally blacked out for a moment. At first I thought my browser froze up.

Maybe they recognized he is entering a manic phase and doubled his dosage of whatever he is taking to stay level?
 
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you WILL date him gen z honies! just be honest
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Just wanted to remind everybody of some of Lucas's more productive and hilarious past escapades, since he's been so board game boring here recently... The ever popular chewing gum freak out...
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Ahhh, I forgot about glasses Wern.....wonder how that diabetic eyesight is working out for him? Losing his feet AND his sight would cause him to become the chaired white Stevie Wonder with his sunglasses on swinging his potato head back and forth singing Baby Zoom while randomly make horrific faces screaming about capitalism and STILL wondering where the party at, Gen Z?!?!?!?!?!.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
I am on the fence here. It looks to me like he may be even more drugged up. That weird long pause as he stopped to think of the name was like someone on a large dose of a benzos or something similar. It’s like he literally blacked out for a moment. At first I thought my browser froze up.

Maybe they recognized he is entering a manic phase and doubled his dosage of whatever he is taking to stay level?
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I'd say he blanked because of lack of sleep due to his mind racing all night "brain storming"
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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Just wanted to remind everybody of some of Lucas's more productive and hilarious past escapades, since he's been so board game boring here recently... The ever popular chewing gum freak out...
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Lucas stated that his glasses broke or he lost them and just never got new ones. He also has admitted that his vision is quite poor. He probably needs them, but probably thought it would discredit his claims of super sperm.

Remember when he mentioned asking a Gen Z guy what brand of soda was in one of the choices on a self serve soda machine, because Lucas could not see well enough to tell himself? He was mad because the Gen Z guy would not tell him what kind of soda that was or where the party was at.

He gets free healthcare from the taxpayers since he is on full tugboat status. He could get another free pair of glassses. But he is soooo busy.
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Damn, that's pathetic. When did he have this dream, as a highschooler who had never spoken to a girl? Didn't Lucas not even lose his virginity til he was 27 or 28 or something?

Also this goes without saying but the "call older women honey and younger women ma'am" thing is so wildly off base, it's hilarious how everything Lucas believes about women is completely wrong and bizarre.
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At this rate, with the amount of insane nonsensical things lucas comes up with I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it would be easy to convince him that women use the color of their clothing as a secret code to older men to display their level of fertility. Yeah those zoomer baes all wear green when they're extra fertile and desperate for a 40+ year old man to knock them up

mothman96 said:
He posted the video on his "new" game "The Game Is Called 25 Acres Of Trust"
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I like how he tries to say what its called and just blanks out for several seconds and stares into space before he remembers it. and i'm totally sure he didn't have the elk kingdom in mind when he came up with that name at all

Trainwreck said:
Ahhh, I forgot about glasses Wern.....wonder how that diabetic eyesight is working out for him? Losing his feet AND his sight would cause him to become the chaired white Stevie Wonder with his sunglasses on swinging his potato head back and forth singing Baby Zoom while randomly make horrific faces screaming about capitalism and STILL wondering where the party at, Gen Z?!?!?!?!?!.
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I can see it now - 'I can't see you but I know you're there baby zoom! out there on post street fucking all the other old guys but you won't fuck me you fucking bigot generation! I thought you were for bernie but
you're just fake socialists! I can't see but I can see the truth!'

mothman96 said:
I'd say he blanked because of lack of sleep due to his mind racing all night "brain storming"
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Its pretty clear he went full homer:
 
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you WILL date him gen z honies! just be honest
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Man, at first glance this seemed like typical Lucas nonsense, and it is, but reading it again, every word of it is so insane and so revealing of a deluded worldview:
  • Saying people who disagree with him online are "Democrats", as if he can somehow know their political outlook. It also assumes his audience is on the same side as him as far as hating the Democrats for not being radically communist. Zoomer baes are expected to know why Democrat is an insult without him explaining this since all 18 y.o. chicks are Marxist-Leninist.
  • This whole meme is to announce he "doesn't like" these people, as if anyone cares. The old delusion that strangers should want his approval.
  • Calling them "intrusive" and falling back on the classic of offended dumb guys, "nobody asked you", as if his spewing of insane horseshit on public social media platforms is immune to response or criticism unless he specifically asks you. (Note at the bottom that comments are disabled).
  • "Let's be honest" in classic narc-hypocrite fashion here means the opposite of its usual meaning. "Let's drop the bullshit for a minute and admit Lucas' delusions are true."
  • "Your honies" is intensely revealing, your honies, they are a resource you (Gen Z guys I guess) unfairly control. Also nobody says "honies", gross.
  • Your honies will date me, it has been foretold in the Anchuent Prophecy. And most glaringly of all: NO, no they fucking won't and don't, that's exactly what you've been whining and bitching and sobbing and screaming about for the past decade.
Lucas blasts bullshit like this out without any more thought than the actual dumps he takes, so it really doesn't deserve any level of analysis on our part, nor does criticism do any good, of course. I just wanted to point out how fucking wild it is that you can take any one of his posts, and every single word and thought expressed will be so bafflingly, starkly wrong, so insane, and will speak such volumes about his larger delusions if you have the context to see it.
 
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Burned CDs said:
Butterfly by crazy town LOL
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Aren't you overlooking the most obvious choice?

So I wonder how long it'll be before lucas comes up with an idea for a game involving putting a grid over a map of spokane and turning it into a game where the goal is to lead armies to capture strategic locations for points like the library, homeless shelter, bridges, woods, bistangos and finally liberate post street from the clutches of the greybeards and free the zoomer baes
 
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WonderWino said:
Aren't you overlooking the most obvious choice?
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Nah, Lucas is wicked sensitive about his "mega micro dick".

Anyway, here's (I think) a couple old repeats, it's honestly hard to tell his bullshit games apart and I don't have the attention span today to sift through them to make sure there aren't repeats.


Chat is on since this is a longer one.

Edit, Youtubue FINALLY finished processing it, so it's up now.
 
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WonderWino said:
Aren't you overlooking the most obvious choice?

So I wonder how long it'll be before lucas comes up with an idea for a game involving putting a grid over a map of spokane and turning it into a game where the goal is to lead armies to capture strategic locations for points like the library, homeless shelter, bridges, woods, bistangos and finally liberate post street from the clutches of the greybeards and free the zoomer baes
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I have to protest. That lil girl is ringing at homes, not shelters.
 
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