Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Without anger, Lucas is a broken record, and because his anger seems to be so closely tied to his libido, when pharmaceuticals blunt the edge of both, it's just board games & food.

You know its funny you mentioned that. In human males aggression has a link with sex and arousal. Normally it leads to pursing a woman and dominant and aggressive sexual behavior but its why you see so many violent sex related stuff in disorders and criminal acts, cause whatever wiring in their brains that controls that response is fucked up in some way. and if you've ever seen masters of horror there was an episode called the screwfly solution that was based on that bit of biology where aliens wanted to get rid of humans so they engineered a virus that altered male sexuality so that instead of wanting sex when a male got aroused it would trigger a violent reaction instead so the men killed off all the women before dying off themselves. Point being i'm starting to wonder if its indicative of another actual brain issue with lucas that he gets so angry when he gets aroused and fixates on a woman or group of women (or starts obsess with zoomers in general) So it makes me wonder if theres a fuckup in lucas's brain not that unlike what was going on in that episode, only in lucas's case if he doesn't get what he wants or is rejected sexually that attraction becomes aggression and starts building until he goes off, either ranting at someone or in a video rant

 

[BowlOfDick]

Indoor pacing is usually deemed to be a sign of severe physical distress.

It’s just that in this case he’s doing it with purpose.

 

[HaloHero65]

You know its funny you mentioned that. In human males aggression has a link with sex and arousal. Normally it leads to pursing a woman and dominant and aggressive sexual behavior but its why you see so many violent sex related stuff in disorders and criminal acts, cause whatever wiring in their brains that controls that response is fucked up in some way. and if you've ever seen masters of horror there was an episode called the screwfly solution that was based on that bit of biology where aliens wanted to get rid of humans so they engineered a virus that altered male sexuality so that instead of wanting sex when a male got aroused it would trigger a violent reaction instead so the men killed off all the women before dying off themselves. Point being i'm starting to wonder if its indicative of another actual brain issue with lucas that he gets so angry when he gets aroused and fixates on a woman or group of women (or starts obsess with zoomers in general) So it makes me wonder if theres a fuckup in lucas's brain not that unlike what was going on in that episode, only in lucas's case if he doesn't get what he wants or is rejected sexually that attraction becomes aggression and starts building until he goes off, either ranting at someone or in a video rant

You've been here long enough to know that brain wiring looks like what a vodka drunk 12 year old soviet factory worker did to a Lada after his rations where cut for the loss of his arm and eyes.
There's probably some form of holes developing in his brain from being on large amounts of physch meds and a piss poor diet. I'd hazard to guess that the utterly awful lack of vitamins is a leading cause to his mental degradation.

 

[Tard Police]

I'm not usually one to make fun of a morbidly obese person's baby steps into regular exercise but this is Lucas we're talking about so special circumstances. How comical is it that the middle aged man in a nursing home has also chosen the same form of regular exercise as senior citizens? Even when he's being a boring faggot he still manages to provide a cheap laugh every once in a while. He should be spending more time on those arms though so he has enough strength to push his fat ass around when he inevitably ends up in a wheelchair.

 

[mothman96]

I think he made Squonk using that "board game building kit" that his mom and step dad got him for his birthday.

The "White Box" he got for his birthday did not come with the Squonk cards and board.He ordered those likely from TheGameCrafter.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm not usually one to make fun of a morbidly obese person's baby steps into regular exercise but this is Lucas we're talking about so special circumstances. How comical is it that the middle aged man in a nursing home has also chosen the same form of regular exercise as senior citizens? Even when he's being a boring faggot he still manages to provide a cheap laugh every once in a while. He should be spending more time on those arms though so he has enough strength to push his fat ass around when he inevitably ends up in a wheelchair.

Lucas is basically a senior citizen at this point. He's 42, diabetic, on the road to losing limbs, never going to walk right, MRSA, horribly fat misshapen body, there's not much he can do to be healthy at this point. It's about preservation and lasting as long as he can.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm not usually one to make fun of a morbidly obese person's baby steps into regular exercise but this is Lucas we're talking about so special circumstances. How comical is it that the middle aged man in a nursing home has also chosen the same form of regular exercise as senior citizens? Even when he's being a boring faggot he still manages to provide a cheap laugh every once in a while. He should be spending more time on those arms though so he has enough strength to push his fat ass around when he inevitably ends up in a wheelchair.

On that note, if he's starting to take on the mannerisms of the other seniors I can just imagine what will happen when he discovers shuffleboard and bingo....he'll try to turn them into some horrifyingly complicated and autistic board game

 

[Pink Freud]

Pacing the halls for hours with diabeetus feetus, playing unplayable games with what looks like an ex roadie that did a few too many hits of acid in his lifetime, filming all videos outside or in other common areas…
Does Lukey finally have a new roommate?

 

[Jeep1971]

You've been here long enough to know that brain wiring looks like what a vodka drunk 12 year old soviet factory worker did to a Lada after his rations where cut for the loss of his arm and eyes.
There's probably some form of holes developing in his brain from being on large amounts of physch meds and a piss poor diet. I'd hazard to guess that the utterly awful lack of vitamins is a leading cause to his mental degradation.

Even obese people like Wern can be severely malnourished. The majority of his diet is starch-heavy institutional food.
Malnourishment can really fuck someone up too.

 

[IceQueen]

The "White Box" he got for his birthday did not come with the Squonk cards and board.He ordered those likely from TheGameCrafter.

Oooh okay, I haven’t looked closely at the materials, so I thought it was a generic board/cards that came with the kit that he just made up rules for.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Most of the videos Lucas makes about board games are incredibly boring, but EVERYONE needs to look at this one. It's long, but you can see little bitch baby Lucas on full display.

He creates a new rule, that tanks can shoot through trees, just because he's upset that the other guy is beating him... Despite the fact that Lucas had previously repeated that no one could shoot through trees.

Keep in mind: Lucas created the game, Jamie seems mentally compromised, half asleep, and heavily medicated; he clearly barely understands the rules, or what he's doing, and he still frequently beats Lucas! It's hilarious!

Lucas browbeats him constantly, telling him what to do, chiding him for what he does "wrong", telling him where to move, where not to move, telling him to put his piece back, after Lucas just suggested he move it! He then accuses Jamie of cheating!

It's really something to see. Meanwhile, Lucas has the music turned up in his room, which of course makes the video almost impossible to hear, but Lucas has never cared much about making his videos user-friendly, obviously. The game is utter nonsense; Lucas adds new rules for his own benefit, and it's clear that the people he plays with are humoring him, or severely debilitated themselves. And yet Lucas keeps losing at his own game!

I know this video is slow, but give it a chance; pay attention to how Lucas interacts with Jamie. It's very instructive... And hilarious!

 

[WonderWino]

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Most of the videos Lucas makes about board games are incredibly boring, but EVERYONE needs to look at this one. It's long, but you can see little bitch baby Lucas on full display.

He creates a new rule, that tanks can shoot through trees, just because he's upset that the other guy is beating him... Despite the fact that Lucas had previously repeated that no one could shoot through trees.

Keep in mind: Lucas created the game, Jamie seems mentally compromised, half asleep, and heavily medicated; he clearly barely understands the rules, or what he's doing, and he still frequently beats Lucas! It's hilarious!

Edit: just found this on youtube:

I like how his eyes dart around all paranoid before he keeps ranting cause hes afraid of someone overhearing him and starting shit or calling the cops on him for spazzing out

Lucas browbeats him constantly, telling him what to do, chiding him for what he does "wrong", telling him where to move, where not to move, telling him to put his piece back, after Lucas just suggested he move it! He then accuses Jamie of cheating!

It's really something to see. Meanwhile, Lucas has the music turned up in his room, which of course makes the video almost impossible to hear, but Lucas has never cared much about making his videos user-friendly, obviously. The game is utter nonsense; Lucas adds new rules for his own benefit, and it's clear that the people he plays with are humoring him, or severely debilitated themselves. And yet Lucas keeps losing at his own game!

I know this video is slow, but give it a chance; pay attention to how Lucas interacts with Jamie. It's very instructive... And hilarious!

It gives new meaning to the phase 'beaten at your own game.' I mean lucas created the concept, designed the board, created the rules, taught the game to others and still manages to lose, which must be infuriating to him, after all its all about creating a situation he can control when he makes these games and must remind him of how much of a fuckup he is to not only lose but lose to a medicated, half out of it sped who barely understands the existing rules himself and still manages to outmaneuver lucas

Makes me wonder how lucas would handle playing a multiplayer game of hearts of iron or space empires 4

 

[Da Dude123]

The current Lucas is boring. He hasn't mentioned telomeres in a while. Earlier, he had commented how he now does not want kids. This was a big part of selling himself to the baby zooms. That his sperm was magic and would produce super babies through stronger baby DNA from his jizz.

Now he just brings up his schizo board games and the elk kingdom. I miss seeing him screaming and mooing in the streets and singing such tunes as "Bad Broker B" and "Love and Respect Them Bitches".

 

[Jeep1971]

The current Lucas is boring. He hasn't mentioned telomeres in a while. Earlier, he had commented how he now does not want kids. This was a big part of selling himself to the baby zooms. That his sperm was magic and would produce super babies through stronger baby DNA from his jizz.

Now he just brings up his schizo board games and the elk kingdom. I miss seeing him screaming and mooing in the streets and singing such tunes as "Bad Broker B" and "Love and Respect Them Bitches".

So, should someone do a poll on how long this new "partnership" with Jaime will last before he realizes Wern is a douche?

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

So, should someone do a poll on how long this new "partnership" with Jaime will last before he realizes Wern is a douche?

Jaime seems like he’s in another universe altogether. He probably doesn’t even know if he’s alive or not.

 

[Pink Freud]

So, should someone do a poll on how long this new "partnership" with Jaime will last before he realizes Wern is a douche?

I’m thinking more along the lines of a Charlie Cheswick a la “One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest” freak out if Lucas doesn’t stop bossing him around and physically ripping things out of his hands. Dude may look slow, but I’m willing to bet he can launch himself over that table pretty quickly if Lucas doesn’t stop fucking with him.

 

[VoidFace]

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Most of the videos Lucas makes about board games are incredibly boring, but EVERYONE needs to look at this one. It's long, but you can see little bitch baby Lucas on full display.

He creates a new rule, that tanks can shoot through trees, just because he's upset that the other guy is beating him... Despite the fact that Lucas had previously repeated that no one could shoot through trees.

Keep in mind: Lucas created the game, Jamie seems mentally compromised, half asleep, and heavily medicated; he clearly barely understands the rules, or what he's doing, and he still frequently beats Lucas! It's hilarious!

Lucas browbeats him constantly, telling him what to do, chiding him for what he does "wrong", telling him where to move, where not to move, telling him to put his piece back, after Lucas just suggested he move it! He then accuses Jamie of cheating!

It's really something to see. Meanwhile, Lucas has the music turned up in his room, which of course makes the video almost impossible to hear, but Lucas has never cared much about making his videos user-friendly, obviously. The game is utter nonsense; Lucas adds new rules for his own benefit, and it's clear that the people he plays with are humoring him, or severely debilitated themselves. And yet Lucas keeps losing at his own game!

I know this video is slow, but give it a chance; pay attention to how Lucas interacts with Jamie. It's very instructive... And hilarious!

I might be wrong, but in my experience the way someone treats the developmentally disabled is indicative of how they will treat anyone vulnerable (like a child). So the Wern is showing how he would treat a child if one were unlucky enough to be born to him.

 

[Wernology]

Also tonight's video will be his stupid IG board game nonsense.

 

[WonderWino]

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Also tonight's video will be his stupid IG board game nonsense.

He left out 'I never thought i'd be in a nursing home with amputated feet by 45'

 

[Wernology]

I'm not going to be around when this finishes uploading, as I've got shit to do this evening, but it's set as an instant premiere which means chat is on to make fun of Lucas in real time.