Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He may already have a prepaid debit card since he ordered the components (board, cards, etc.) for Squonk.

He would still have to update it for receiving monies. But I get the feeling he had his mom order it or had his ALF or payee order it for him. He has had almost no money and keeps begging for $50 cashapp but can’t get money off cashapp so he just does DoorDash. Do we know that he has a prepaid card again?
 
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He would still have to update it for receiving monies. But I get the feeling he had his mom order it or had his ALF or payee order it for him. He has had almost no money and keeps begging for $50 cashapp but can’t get money off cashapp so he just does DoorDash. Do we know that he has a prepaid card again?
The Creep is greedy that he'll beg for money even when he still has his own money left to spend. I don't think his mother, the ALF, or the payee would order the game components for him so he's got to be paying for the components some way.
 
That Jamie guy looks like he has a genuine learning disability and I bet even he would say the game isn’t worth $80. Dude probably wouldn’t pay 80 potatoes for it.
Absolutely, and it kind of seems like Lucas is kinda bullying the guy into playing with him. In one of the videos, Lucas said he did better playing with the other guy, because he was more patient, and didn't try to grab the pieces out of his hands like he did with jamie. Lucas is a natural bully, even in the midst of his cowardice, if he sees someone lower on the confidence totem pole than he is, he will absolutely take advantage of it. Just look at how he turns into a bully during phone calls, when he knows physical confrontation is off the table.
 
Absolutely, and it kind of seems like Lucas is kinda bullying the guy into playing with him. In one of the videos, Lucas said he did better playing with the other guy, because he was more patient, and didn't try to grab the pieces out of his hands like he did with jamie. Lucas is a natural bully, even in the midst of his cowardice, if he sees someone lower on the confidence totem pole than he is, he will absolutely take advantage of it. Just look at how he turns into a bully during phone calls, when he knows physical confrontation is off the table.
That kind of behavior in itself could be what ends up fucking lucas over at mallon place. When he gets too comfortable with people he thinks he can do that kind of shit with he gets pushy and aggressive. Him grabbing stuff out of other residents hands and stuff like that could provoke one of them if they're in a bad mood, having a shitty day or their meds just aren't quite up to par. If one of them ever gets pissy with lucas over it he'll get aggressive back, at least at first and if he isn't careful it could lead to a chimpout eventually, particularly if somebody threats to get or gets security involved

On that note, it would be poetic justice really. I mean can you imagine the reason lucas eventually gets the boot from his housing turning out to be an argument with a resident over the rules or some such of his own game? The irony would be hilarious
 
Absolutely, and it kind of seems like Lucas is kinda bullying the guy into playing with him. In one of the videos, Lucas said he did better playing with the other guy, because he was more patient, and didn't try to grab the pieces out of his hands like he did with jamie. Lucas is a natural bully, even in the midst of his cowardice, if he sees someone lower on the confidence totem pole than he is, he will absolutely take advantage of it. Just look at how he turns into a bully during phone calls, when he knows physical confrontation is off the table.

That kind of behavior in itself could be what ends up fucking lucas over at mallon place. When he gets too comfortable with people he thinks he can do that kind of shit with he gets pushy and aggressive. Him grabbing stuff out of other residents hands and stuff like that could provoke one of them if they're in a bad mood, having a shitty day or their meds just aren't quite up to par. If one of them ever gets pissy with lucas over it he'll get aggressive back, at least at first and if he isn't careful it could lead to a chimpout eventually, particularly if somebody threats to get or gets security involved
I'm thinking maybe it wasn't that the Creep was more "patient" with the other guy Mitch. Lucas held back because Mitch is not the type to take it well for Lucas to grab the pieces out of his hand and tell him "you can't do that, you can't do that, you can't do that". The Creep is afraid to bully Mitch.
 
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Even though it's not the real Hansen, Lewis and Clark HS is just down Howard st. about a block and a half from Pioneer Pathway House. The Creep likely did take walks to eyeball the teen girls.

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This made me laugh. The insane Mallon Place Creeper has "clarity".

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You can own 'Cafeteria Uprising' for the low, low price of $103.99. Just pay shipping and handling. But wait! There's more!

Also, check out some phoney reviews that are up. Probably has been posted, but worth a revisit.
I do wonder where his trove of games and childish collectibles went after he got kicked out.

Surely they wouldn’t be in storage?
 
I'm thinking maybe it wasn't that the Creep was more "patient" with the other guy Mitch. Lucas held back because Mitch is not the type to take it well for Lucas to grab the pieces out of his hand and tell him "you can't do that, you can't do that, you can't do that". The Creep is afraid to bully Mitch.
Spot-on.

If Lucas is nicer to someone, especially someone that he doesn't want something from, it's because he's intimidated.

It's actually kind of fascinating; when Jeremiah interviewed Lucas in the final Golden USB show, Jeremiah was affecting a more therapist-type tone, differential and polite, the way Goldaor used to...perhaps taking his cue about how to conversationally approach Lucas from the previous shows. So of course, Lucas immediately felt free to insult the guy, call him a motherfucker, and get extremely belligerent. During the "Mia's Dad" phone call, Jeremiah successfully affected a tone of authority, not just because he was pretending to be Mia's father, but because of the way he deepened, perhaps unconsciously, his voice... and struck a fatherly-concern tone. Although the circumstances were not the same, and we could suggest that perhaps Lucas's early caution during the phone call was due to his fear about being stranded in L.A., or the idea that he put a foot wrong by interacting with an underage girl, I still believe that the polar opposite reactions that Lucas had to these two conversations with Jeremiah suggests a lot about how Lucas's fear of men is the only way to get him to act like a normal person, however temporarily

The comical fashion in which Lucas became all "Yessir / No sir" with Jeremiah during the Mia's Father call tells you quite a bit about the likely way Lucas interacted with his own father.

I absolutely agree that Lucas gradually getting comfortable in essentially browbeating or otherwise pushing people into playing games with him @ Mallon Place could lay the seeds of his eventual ouster.

When Lucas gets comfortable, the REAL Lucas comes out, and the REAL Lucas is selfish to such a pronounced antisocial degree that he's almost certain to commit transgressions which are unsupportable to any living environment.

Then again, the medication seems to have really taken the edge off of his anger, which is good for Lucas keeping a roof over his head, but makes him quite a bit more boring, obviously.

It was sort of a stupid Revelation to me how, absent the rage that makes him froth at the mouth and scream while stalking down the sidewalks of Spokane, Lucas's most salient feature is his moronic repetitiveness, entreating the world over and over again with the phrases he desperately seeks to make true, choruses to shape the reality he lives in into a place where Lucas is a misunderstood genius, a victim of circumstance and bigotry, and not a crazy bum.

Without anger, Lucas is a broken record, and because his anger seems to be so closely tied to his libido, when pharmaceuticals blunt the edge of both, it's just board games & food.

Lucas's use of the internet is kind of fascinating as well. He uses social media, as many people do, to try to brag, but because his life is so meager, his braggadocio comes out in the form of political hot takes, (to emphasize his superior intellect and philosophical morality) occasional sad bait for partners, (currently in the form of the hilarious "My dad has 12 acres, BBQ, and a cow! AREN'T you jealous DON'T you want it?!?!") and the self-soothing control-stimming that he gets from boardgame creation. Lucas's impatience with Jamie being unable to remember or follow the newly created (and likely overly complex) set of rules, tells us that what we all suspected was correct: making games is about Lucas "making the rules". CONTROL.
 
I do wonder where his trove of games and childish collectibles went after he got kicked out.

Surely they wouldn’t be in storage?
He pulled out one of his games about a month ago. I am not sure where it had been stored. I thought all his games got put in the dumpster when he got evicted. Now, I am not sure that is the case.
 
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It's from one of Lucas' motel stays within a year or so. Lucas has roughly $60-70 of spending money each month since Mallon Place, so he gets a couple meals, then he's broke.

Lucas looked decent back then in his more medicated days when he was calmer and fatter. Even now, he could probably get with some of the crazy women his age and older that he's shown on camera with him.
When he got his COVID stimmy he immediately got a motel room for like 6 days, and at one point Doordashed like 3 meals from Clinkerdagger and ate two of them at once, but left the salmon in the room overnight and then ate it in the morning.
I'm pretty sure he burned well over $100 on his dinner alone.


He's starting to name drop residents now. Also sounds like he's starting to get manic again. and when he realized that the game could be unwinnable by ending in a tie he didn't care cause 'soccer can end in a tie and its a popular sport'

Batshit mental sperg about dice
He literally just stopped in the middle of explaining tanks to show the camera his nasty chin pimple.
 
He pulled out one of his games about a month ago. I am not sure where it had been stored. I thought all his games got put in the dumpster when he got evicted. Now, I am not sure that is the case.
The 1st one he showed on video was Carcassone but he showed a couple more in following videos. The others were Antiquity and Advanced Squad Leader. Where ever it was that he had them in storage it does not look like he had much storage space and could only store those few games. He had a bunch of games so what happened to the rest is the ?.
 
...They specifically mentioned raw vegetables in a flour tortilla.
And peanut butter and steak even though that's an actual dish in some Asian restaurants. What's unusual about vegetables wrapped in a tortilla? Or beef satay? You'd usually add coconut milk and some blend of spices but it's basically a peanut butter sauce.
 
And peanut butter and steak even though that's an actual dish in some Asian restaurants. What's unusual about vegetables wrapped in a tortilla? Or beef satay? You'd usually add coconut milk and some blend of spices but it's basically a peanut butter sauce.
No, I totally agree. And peanut butter in a savory context can be delicious....in the hands of someone who knows what they're doing.

On the opposite end of the culinary spectrum you have Lucas, who took an uncooked flour tortilla, put six or so raw green beans in it, (which didn't even have the ends trimmed off by the way) added a handful of thin sliced pepperoni rounds, a few kalamata olives, then drowned it all in his ubiquitous Sriracha Mayo, and wrapped it up.
 
No, I totally agree. And peanut butter in a savory context can be delicious....in the hands of someone who knows what they're doing.

On the opposite end of the culinary spectrum you have Lucas, who took an uncooked flour tortilla, put six or so raw green beans in it, (which didn't even have the ends trimmed off by the way) added a handful of thin sliced pepperoni rounds, a few kalamata olives, then drowned it all in his ubiquitous Sriracha Mayo, and wrapped it up.
Not as bad as the undercooked ham he rapped in dough, so by the time it came out of the toaster the bottom was soggy and pink while the top was burned.
 

So the moron is bragging about how apparently he paces back and forth inside the Mallon Place hallways for an hour, and claims to have lost 10 lbs already, which I highly doubt. The fact that he doesn't realize that his duck walk is hysterical is so very Lucas. His tryhard tough music and his spedwalk are just perfection... And pity the legitimate occupants of Mallon Place, who have to listen to Fatty breathing heavily and shuffling back and forth in the halls. Maybe they should chain him to his bed.
 
Holy shit he's bragging about spending all day pacing back and forth in a nursing home for the indigent.

Edit: the music on that video too hahahaha
It's something, at least. Better than him laying in bed naked gorging himself, if he's not gorging himself any chance he can, which he probably still is. Most credit to whatever pills Lucas is taking that's making him focused on his boring board games and leftist politics, and not 12 year old pussy. Powerlevel: I began my weight loss journey walking in my mental hospital's long hallways, so I'm reminiscent.
 
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