Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Svetlana Helsinki]

I didn’t see this here, so I’ll post it for posterity.
DRAGNAUCT SYLVAS NOVEMBER 23, 2021 LUCAS WERNER #CRINGEPARODY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIJ5R90rguU

 

[mothman96]

Or its some other patient at Mallon Place just mentally impaired enough to believe the Freak's lies about how he has millionaire parents and will become the world's biggest board game designer.

Here he calls Jaime "my buddy" so makes me think it may be the guy in room 17.

 

[Da Dude123]

Here he calls Jaime "my buddy" so makes me think it may be the guy in room 17.

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Is this the guy who said "socks" and the guy who Lucas delivered the smallest slice of pizza on the pie to? I am thinking so.

 

[mothman96]

Is this the guy who said "socks" and the guy who Lucas delivered the smallest slice of pizza on the pie to? I am thinking so.

I don't think so. To me the "socks" guy's voice sounds very different from the guy in room 17 (pizza).

ETA:
Compare the voices:
Sock guy at beginning of video:

Room 17 guy starts at about 0:23

ETA2:
Here Jamie can be heard starting at 1:53

ETA3:
Jamie?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CWmVdpapmql/

 

[HullDown]

Move, Shoot, Die is The Game

youtu.be

Can't archive on my phone, sorry.

For the boardgame spergs, he is using the components from Advanced Squad Leader Starter Kit #2, not the actual ASL. You can tell from the maps, the same colored die, and the brief moment the box comes into view. I suppose admitting he got the introductory system would hurt his narcissism.

As for the game itself, it might work for once, if he used symmetric maps instead of the ASL ones - it's not like the map features mean anything, once you have no actual fighting going on. Are the meds making his mind somewhat clearer? This game would actually be fine for a four year old to have made it, and compared to his previous efforts this is a gargantuan step forward.

Edit: missed the video in the previous post, keeping this up to admit I suck

 

[mothman96]

The rules. He changed the name to Troops roll out.
The Mallon Place Creeper star game designer said:
"Your pulse will pound playing against others and in tournaments easy to organize. Even watching this delightful experience is a gripping pursuit".

Troops Roll Out

How To Play

squonkrules.weebly.com

 

[Jeep1971]

This sounds more like the infamous post-covid loss of taste / smell. To my knowledge, Lucas has never complained that foods don't taste as they should, he just likes mixing together foods that objectively DON'T go together. And its certainly not the result of a dental procedure: his last dentist visit had to be with or before Suzanne, and evidence suggests Lucas has ALWAYS been this way about food. I would even bet that his ego about his own cooking stems from his parents thinking it was cute that lil' Lucas liked to mix together disparate ingredients, and told him he was a little chef. He's so proud of his culinary creations; he MUST gave gotten reinforcement about them at some point.

I appreciate the medical insight, (never heard of dysgeusia) but I dont think its quite the same thing. This is a bigger problem than dysgeusia. Something's wrong with his brain in the area of food pairing. Popcorn on pasta? Thats more of a textural abortion, but ok. Raw green beans and pepperoni in an uncooked tortilla? Mustard on a protein bar?

Its not as though lucas is simply using what he has on hand, and because of a lack of ingredients, is forced to try strange combinations. Rather, he has actually gone out and bought these bizarre incongruous ingredients for the express purpose of crafting these nauseating "dishes".

Speaking of dental matters, Wern seems to have decent teeth

This sounds more like the infamous post-covid loss of taste / smell. To my knowledge, Lucas has never complained that foods don't taste as they should, he just likes mixing together foods that objectively DON'T go together. And its certainly not the result of a dental procedure: his last dentist visit had to be with or before Suzanne, and evidence suggests Lucas has ALWAYS been this way about food. I would even bet that his ego about his own cooking stems from his parents thinking it was cute that lil' Lucas liked to mix together disparate ingredients, and told him he was a little chef. He's so proud of his culinary creations; he MUST gave gotten reinforcement about them at some point.

I appreciate the medical insight, (never heard of dysgeusia) but I dont think its quite the same thing. This is a bigger problem than dysgeusia. Something's wrong with his brain in the area of food pairing. Popcorn on pasta? Thats more of a textural abortion, but ok. Raw green beans and pepperoni in an uncooked tortilla? Mustard on a protein bar?

Its not as though lucas is simply using what he has on hand, and because of a lack of ingredients, is forced to try strange combinations. Rather, he has actually gone out and bought these bizarre incongruous ingredients for the express purpose of crafting these nauseating "dishes".

Speaking of dental issues, the Wern seems to have decent teeth for a hobo. Are they fake or real?
I'm only mentioning it because the majority of street bums have either no teeth at all or rotted black stumps.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Speaking of dental matters, Wern seems to have decent teeth

Speaking of dental issues, the Wern seems to have decent teeth for a hobo. Are they fake or real?
I'm only mentioning it because the majority of street bums have either no teeth at all or rotted black stumps.

We know that at the very least the top center teeth are fake.... I believe he said four of them. Lucas apparently broke them driving his bicycle into the ground a long time ago, in his early teen years. You can almost tell that they're fake, because they have that characteristic black around the gums that you see with cheaply done caps and root canals. When the roots dead, the gum eventually turns to a blackish Gray. If you see this characteristic black gray gum around a tooth that otherwise looks okay, it's almost a guarantee that said tooth is fake.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

This sounds more like the infamous post-covid loss of taste / smell. To my knowledge, Lucas has never complained that foods don't taste as they should, he just likes mixing together foods that objectively DON'T go together. And its certainly not the result of a dental procedure: his last dentist visit had to be with or before Suzanne, and evidence suggests Lucas has ALWAYS been this way about food. I would even bet that his ego about his own cooking stems from his parents thinking it was cute that lil' Lucas liked to mix together disparate ingredients, and told him he was a little chef. He's so proud of his culinary creations; he MUST gave gotten reinforcement about them at some point.

I appreciate the medical insight, (never heard of dysgeusia) but I dont think its quite the same thing. This is a bigger problem than dysgeusia. Something's wrong with his brain in the area of food pairing. Popcorn on pasta? Thats more of a textural abortion, but ok. Raw green beans and pepperoni in an uncooked tortilla? Mustard on a protein bar?

Its not as though lucas is simply using what he has on hand, and because of a lack of ingredients, is forced to try strange combinations. Rather, he has actually gone out and bought these bizarre incongruous ingredients for the express purpose of crafting these nauseating "dishes".

Agreed. There is what’s known as “concocting,” which involves consuming bizarre food combos and is a feature of some eating disorders, including binge eating disorder. I can’t find any literature linking it to mood or psychotic disorders, but based on Lucas’s relationship with food I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he met the diagnostic criteria for an eating disorder.

 

[WonderWino]

The rules. He changed the name to Troops roll out.
The Mallon Place Creeper star game designer said:
"Your pulse will pound playing against others and in tournaments easy to organize. Even watching this delightful experience is a gripping pursuit".

Troops Roll Out

How To Play

squonkrules.weebly.com

That game sounds like the board game version of lucas doing this:

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

We know that at the very least the top center teeth are fake.... I believe he said four of them. Lucas apparently broke them driving his bicycle into the ground a long time ago, in his early teen years. You can almost tell that they're fake, because they have that characteristic black around the gums that you see with cheaply done caps and root canals. When the roots dead, the gum eventually turns to a blackish Gray. If you see this characteristic black gray gum around a tooth that otherwise looks okay, it's almost a guarantee that said tooth is fake.

Thanks for this I’m looking at getting a root canal this month because of Covid I haven’t seen a dentist in two years. Hoping I don’t get these dead grey gums around my teeth that you described. I bet Lucas doesn’t floss or brush his teeth often.

 

[Amewsed]

Thanks for this I’m looking at getting a root canal this month because of Covid I haven’t seen a dentist in two years. Hoping I don’t get these dead grey gums around my teeth that you described. I bet Lucas doesn’t floss or brush his teeth often.

I imagine if he were to floss today it'd look a lot like Randy Quaid's Amish character's first floss in Kingpin.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Agreed. There is what’s known as “concocting,” which involves consuming bizarre food combos and is a feature of some eating disorders, including binge eating disorder. I can’t find any literature linking it to mood or psychotic disorders, but based on Lucas’s relationship with food I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he met the diagnostic criteria for an eating disorder.

Now THIS sounds a lot more like what Lucas is doing, and given that we're almost certain he has binge eating disorder, it's possible that the concocting is a compliment of that, and not a facet of his mental problems.... I mean obviously binge eating disorder is a sort of mental problem, but you know what I mean...

 

[Jeep1971]

We know that at the very least the top center teeth are fake.... I believe he said four of them. Lucas apparently broke them driving his bicycle into the ground a long time ago, in his early teen years. You can almost tell that they're fake, because they have that characteristic black around the gums that you see with cheaply done caps and root canals. When the roots dead, the gum eventually turns to a blackish Gray. If you see this characteristic black gray gum around a tooth that otherwise looks okay, it's almost a guarantee that said tooth is fake.

Yeah I had a crown like that. It's gross and I'm sure he isn't keeping it clean at the gumline.
I figured if they were fake it had to have been something he did years ago. Adult Lucas couldn't scrape up the bucks for that so I guess the Elk Kings wife financed it.

 

[Wernology]

The Onion clocked Lucas hard.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The Onion clocked Lucas hard.

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Lucas should take this nice old guy's example, let himself go fully bald on top, and grow a big brush mush beard and mustache. I think it would do wonders for softening the obvious insanity of his appearance, and hiding the ugliness of his lack of jawline. Of course, he's still got those disturbing Lucas psycho eyes, but I guess he could wear sunglasses or something. Actually, Lucas already tried sunglasses, hasn't he?

Never mind, he's beyond help

 

[Burned CDs]

Agreed. There is what’s known as “concocting,” which involves consuming bizarre food combos and is a feature of some eating disorders, including binge eating disorder. I can’t find any literature linking it to mood or psychotic disorders, but based on Lucas’s relationship with food I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he met the diagnostic criteria for an eating disorder.

What disorder DOESN'T the guy have?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ok, @Zoomer Bae hit the nail on the head re: concocting and binge eating disorder:

Strange Food Combinations and Eating Disorders

Secretive food concocting involves combining atypical food ingredients and is common in people with eating disorders as well as in famine situations.

www.verywellmind.com

...They specifically mentioned raw vegetables in a flour tortilla.

Now the only part of this Lucas doesn't seem to match is the fact that concocting is supposed to be a secretive habit, concealed with much shame, like the majority of binge eating disorder.

Of course, it's possible that Lucas deviating from the shame related to concocting could just be a facet of his bipolar condition, and that Lucas seems to feel no shame about discussing socially unacceptable topics, the discussion of which, if I remember correctly, is a symptom of bipolar in itself...

 

[Burned CDs]

It's like making jail food from random commissary, except a person on the outside doesn't have to do such a thing.

 

[Wernology]

Whenever it finishes uploading, it's 15-ish minutes of that nasty food and his boring ass board games.

Chat is on.