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“Spokane is not England. Our dating scene is not your dating scene, and to you there shall be many strange couples.”
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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His latest IG bio is...something.
Also, does he really think anyone buys it?
Also, does he really think anyone buys it?
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"Heroin laced strawberries"? Jesus christ. Really tells you a lot about the type of chicks Lucas has his few interactions with, if he thinks a fentanyl strawberry is an appealing offer. Occasionally Lucas' memes give glimpses like this at his Rickety Cricket street rat life. It blends with the incel stuff in such a creepy way: the chads must all be dealers and the girls teenage addicts. Culminating of course in the horrifying "bounce the staircase" saga where he tried to blackmail the supposed dealers for access to the supposed junkie pussy they were "hoarding", and only succeeded in making himself homeless.
And I love that he "gives freely of himself" but in the very next sentence, no actually it's not free it's $20
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What is this about. The Mallon Place Creeper shouting out to Dragnauct's harem.
WonderWino
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'I don't want to cope and seethe'
For someone who claims he doesn't read kf he sure makes it clear he does
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Self employed as a memelord? Can you believe this crap? So sick of seeing my tax dollars go to burdens on society like Lucas.
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At least Lucas finally realized to put his comic shoutout whatevers at a reasonable price so trolls may actually pay for it.
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I was wondering when he was going to start using pictures of himself again for his "memes"
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Even his Myspace angles can't hide the lard
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In financial news currency markets were in turmoil today as the price of the Wernpost dramatically plummeted from an initial value of $50 down to $20 and now $5. This has caused a panic among investors who have now begun hoarding Chris Chan silver pieces instead, given that silver at least has intrinsic value as a precious metal. The fall of the value of the Wernspired Post by 90% in a matter of hours shows that it has no floor to its value. It is only expected to plummet further before the close of the trading day. We have reports that Russel Greer has Venmo'd Lucas $1, for reasons unknown...
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Nah Lucas is just trying to normalize eating your son after you put him in the toaster oven.
He seems to be addressing this thread, because he specifically feels the need to point out "no they aren't relatives, they are dating!!!" about the fact that he total for realz sees tons of Gen-X guys dating Gen-Z honies.
Of course, that still doesn't account for the facts that: 1) literally nobody else accuses Gen-Z girls of being "agephobic" for not dating older guys EXCEPT Lucas Werner; and 2) even IF Spokane totally has this "age gap scene" (which strangely only seems to be older-guy-younger-girl; never younger-guy-older-girl) then Lucas is still a perma-single bumcel who can't get laid IN SPITE of Spokane being such a scene.
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Is Memelord the new "PhD in Age Gap Breeding"?
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>Not wanting to cope
>Calling yourself a memelord and a comedian because you spend your whole life getting laughed at
Pick one.
>Calling yourself a memelord and a comedian because you spend your whole life getting laughed at
Pick one.
What a fat piece of shit to use the tornado tragedy in Kentucky as an "attention-getter" in his stupid attempt at memes.
Those who survived have no home to go to after working all their lives while this bumcel gets a warm bed and meals on the taxpayers dime.
Give me hats if you must, but how dare that pig use a tragedy to get attention or traction on his quest for poon.
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...meals that he, let's not forget, never fails to complain about. At the beginning he was complaining that the portions weren't big enough, and he wasn't left with enough money to be able to indulge in all the snacks he desired, despite the on-video consumption of the entire jar of peanut butter and the entire log of cookie dough, but recently, the complaints have manifested as blaming Mallon Place's cuisine for his weight gain.
One of the things that makes Lucas the most disgusting is the fact that he soaks up resources that could otherwise go to those among the needy who would be grateful, and criticizes them all the while. He never appreciates anything he's given; it's never good enough.
Lucas thinks everything should be given to him, so when he receives food and housing, that's just establishing his idea of the norm, things as they ought to be. After this baseline is created, it becomes "What have you done for me lately?", and "Why haven't you helped me get X?". Gibs for Lucas are like oxygen, something he takes entirely for granted and would notice only in its absence.
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Fatal Walter
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What solidarity? The workers have been supporting Lucas' fat ass for over 20 years now for nothing in return They should probably hate him. And I guess he'll support Trump for 5 minutes for a hundred dollars. Like Trump isn't an irrelevant lolcow too now. Who cares if he supports a politician when we have so many pictures of him talking creepily about teenage girls and spamming the n word until someone gets offended enough to gift him a person?
Also, self employed as a memelord lol
Ooooh my God I’m sorry if someone already shared this and I missed it but wow I’m dying laughing at this. First of all, any self-respecting woman who isn’t suffering from the disease of addiction knows not to go anywhere near heroin. And secondly, he’s really saying his micropenis is like an addictive drug? At least in the past he had the wherewithal to admit he has a micro dick, and would go on about the other ways he could “please” a woman like by fisting her or thrumming his tongue in the vicinity of her vagina… But now his delusions have amplified so much that he actually thinks his dick is good. W o w.
Edit: LMAO AND THIS ONE HAHAHHA SO BY HIS OWN DEFINITION HE IS A GREEDY MOTHERFUCKER
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Burned CDs
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It makes me think, did he wish to be a drug dealer when he was younger since he couldn't get any pussy? Did he see only dudes that sold drugs as pussy getters? Was he that lonely?"Heroin laced strawberries"? Jesus christ. Really tells you a lot about the type of chicks Lucas has his few interactions with, if he thinks a fentanyl strawberry is an appealing offer. Occasionally Lucas' memes give glimpses like this at his Rickety Cricket street rat life. It blends with the incel stuff in such a creepy way: the chads must all be dealers and the girls teenage addicts. Culminating of course in the horrifying "bounce the staircase" saga where he tried to blackmail the supposed dealers for access to the supposed junkie pussy they were "hoarding", and only succeeded in making himself homeless.
And I love that he "gives freely of himself" but in the very next sentence, no actually it's not free it's $20
FIND OUT, ON THE NEXT EPISODE....OF DRAGON, BALL "Z!!!!!!"
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Shockingly, Lucas' commentary is idiotic. No matter what you think of Amazon, good, bad, or otherwise...they don't control the weather. Also, at least in some parts of the country, working at Amazon (even in a warehouse/fulfillment center) is likely the best job going especially if you don't have a degree/trade skill. Just because they were working at 3am doesn't mean they weren't happy to do so or wanted the overtime or whatever. Sometimes bad things happen, even in "communist" countries.