Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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What solidarity? The workers have been supporting Lucas' fat ass for over 20 years now for nothing in return They should probably hate him. And I guess he'll support Trump for 5 minutes for a hundred dollars. Like Trump isn't an irrelevant lolcow too now. Who cares if he supports a politician when we have so many pictures of him talking creepily about teenage girls and spamming the n word until someone gets offended enough to gift him a person?

Also, self employed as a memelord lol

What company time?

He doesn't have a job, and Mallon Place isn't paying him by the hour to stay there.
 
Looks like he’s trying to diversify his e-begging. $100 he’ll support you politically looks like he’s dropped the price on mitigating disputes
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People's reactions to stuff like the tornados, is a perfect and indisputable display of a person's character. We all know he's a shit person, but it's just another bit of proof. It's awesome that there are charities that help people, but Lucas should've been cut off a long time ago. Others have said it, and they're right, the help he gets would be better applied to a person that actually needs it, a person that is going to use that help to get back on their feet. He's never hidden the fact that he plans to never be a productive member of society.
 
Looks like he’s trying to diversify his e-begging. $100 he’ll support you politically looks like he’s dropped the price on mitigating disputes
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Goddamn, I can smell the desperation all the way from the other coast on that one.

I still don't know why I'd pay him when he's made what passes for at LEAST his $50 content for me free of charge and unrequested in the form of babbling about me and doing one whole video where he sang a song about me, and it wasn't even worth free.

 
The cow's sense of self importance sky rockets during these autistic periods where he thinks he has a new career making these crummy videos. He goes back to thinking he is a celebrity and not some hobo who stays in a government funded nursing home.

I hope those exceptional individuals don't give the moo cow anymore money. They should give him nothing. It is super exceptional. If they have to send him anything, and they shouldn't do this either. Sending him food, we can laugh at his weight gain. But most of the money will go to food or maybe more meeples for his next unplayable board game. But still, money really inflates the faggot's ego.
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The cow deleted the comment about what does his dad think about his career. The answer to that question is that Lucas doesn't know what his dad thinks about it. The reason Lucas doesn't know is because he never speaks to his dad, the famous "King Roy of the Elk Kingdom". His dad wants nothing to do with him.
 
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The cow's sense of self importance sky rockets during these autistic periods where he thinks he has a new career making these crummy videos. He goes back to thinking he is a celebrity and not some hobo who stays in a government funded nursing home.

I hope those exceptional individuals don't give the moo cow anymore money. They should give him nothing. It is super exceptional. If they have to send him anything, and they shouldn't do this either. Sending him food, we can laugh at his weight gain. But most of the money will go to food or maybe more meeples for his next unplayable board game. But still, money really inflates the faggot's ego.

The cow deleted the comment about what does his dad think about his career. The answer to that question is that Lucas doesn't know what his dad thinks about it. The reason Lucas doesn't know is because he never speaks to his dad, the famous "King Roy of the Elk Kingdom". His dad wants nothing to do with him.
If he's self employed, he should report this to the SSI people.
 
The cow's sense of self importance sky rockets during these autistic periods where he thinks he has a new career making these crummy videos. He goes back to thinking he is a celebrity and not some hobo who stays in a government funded nursing home.

I hope those exceptional individuals don't give the moo cow anymore money. They should give him nothing. It is super exceptional. If they have to send him anything, and they shouldn't do this either. Sending him food, we can laugh at his weight gain. But most of the money will go to food or maybe more meeples for his next unplayable board game. But still, money really inflates the faggot's ego.

The cow deleted the comment about what does his dad think about his career. The answer to that question is that Lucas doesn't know what his dad thinks about it. The reason Lucas doesn't know is because he never speaks to his dad, the famous "King Roy of the Elk Kingdom". His dad wants nothing to do with him.
'This is a job! i'm self employed!'

and you'll be reporting that income to the IRS and to your tard wrangler right lucas? If you're not doing that its not a job
 
Self employed as a memelord? Can you believe this crap? So sick of seeing my tax dollars go to burdens on society like Lucas.
"I'll distribute the money to all my workers, which is me"

I just love how he says this with his hammer and sickle and red shirt on and says my workers as if him posting his unhinged rants online were a full time job and he's just a good honest hardworking shitposter. Kinda convenient for his whole communist thing how he distributes his pity donations to the poor which just so happens to be himself but he's still being really selfless here and deserves a pat on the back for his charity. Other people should really follow his example of selflessness and put money into his account specifically because he is the poor.
 
Looks like lucas finally found the video I posted earlier from the local spokane media pointing out the starbucks incident, his criminal history and the fact that the barista was 16 and how it was illegal for him to get involved with her in the report. He posted a reply to a 4 year old comment 2 weeks ago and i'm willing to bet he only found the video because he read my post in this thread about it


Its under anna kana's post. and unsurprisingly he doesn't even acknowledge anything the report says about her being 16, nor that what he was doing was literally illegal, because he has no argument against it so he pretends it didn't happen. He just goes off ranting about them being democrats that sound like republicans like a crazy person
 
Looks like lucas finally found the video I posted earlier from the local spokane media
damn i can't believe this is a legit news broadcast from year of our lord 20XX-- watching it, i was certain this was a troll vid. The "anchor" sounds like a 19-year-old using his laptop's built-in mic.
 
Jesus that’s a lot of pepper, look at all those packets
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What is that, some sort of spaghetti casserole? I just don't think that that came with unmelted grated cheese on top of it, which leads me to the conclusion that Lucas bought a bag of grated cheese, for the express purpose of sprinkling on his food. Gotta up that calorie count somehow right?

Considering that he used pumpkin seeds that had been in his pocket for God knows how long as a garnish to whatever disgusting food he was eating, it really wouldn't surprise me that he would do something like this...
 
Yeah, I'm sure this will catch on.
that's not even a new invention. Pepsi, Snapple, and Joe Tea (Trader Joe's in-house brand) all have had variations on this on the market, with Arizona Iced Tea (distributor of the Arnold Palmer brand) of specifically offering a Pink Lemonade and Peach Tea blend since the mid 90's as a variation on their "Southern Style" beverage.
 
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Hi Lucas sock, you're still wrong about age of consent laws.
from cursory reading, RCW does define age of consent to be 16 with no carve outs for close-in-age. the age is raised to 18 if there is a "significant relationship" (as defined in RCW 9A.44.010 (8 )) between the partners, which i don't think Lucas qualifies under since he isn't in a supervisory/educational/caretaking position over the younger partner.


while i'm sure it's both disgustingly unseemly and probably there is some other law that applies, it might not be the state-level AoC law.
 
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