Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

that's not even a new invention. Pepsi, Snapple, and Joe Tea (Trader Joe's in-house brand) all have had variations on this on the market, with Arizona Iced Tea (distributor of the Arnold Palmer brand) of specifically offering a Pink Lemonade and Peach Tea blend since the mid 90's as a variation on their "Southern Style" beverage.

The 'lucas werner' drink would be a far more accurate description of its namesake if it consisted of a glass of hot chocolate, a shot of MD 2020, melted cheese, 1 tablespoon of black pepper, 1 tablespoon of peanut sauce, 3 melted cubes of cheese, 1 shot of telomerase in a highball glass and was garnished with a slice of microwaved cucumber and a few pieces of popcorn

from cursory reading, RCW does define age of consent to be 16 with no carve outs for close-in-age. the age is raised to 18 if there is a "significant relationship" (as defined in RCW 9A.44.010 (8 )) between the partners, which i don't think Lucas qualifies under since he isn't in a supervisory/educational/caretaking position over the younger partner.

RCW 9A.44.010: Definitions. (<i>Effective until January 1, 2022.</i>)

while i'm sure it's both disgustingly unseemly and probably there is some other law that applies, it might not be the state-level AoC law.

The media reported multiple times on the starbucks incident stating that consent in WA is 16 as long as both are within 5 years of each other. Lucas finally got that into his head a few years back after being provided with multiple sources confirming it which is why he never mentions 16 anymore and always starts his demands at 18 now

I know he dropped out of college, did he drop out of high school too?

Yes, he admitted he 'didn't quite have all the credits to graduate' in high school back in his 2010 reflections on page 39 and that while living with cyril he used his computer to take some course for it remotely out of arizona. He never finished that either, which became obvious when he registered at spokane community college and they could find no record of graduation nor of completing a GED, he lied and told them he did thinking they would overlook it and take his word on it but they didn't and stuck him in the dropout/retard classes which he failed out of

I can picture him now, skulking around the college campus trying to creep on girls half his age. I can imagine he got some complaints about his lurking too.

He absolutely did, I can say that with absolute certainty. Not that they did anything about it and he'll never admit to it, other than that incident with security and the dollar bill that became public knowledge

 

[Wernology]

It was one of his older .weebly sites where he listed his usual rants about the benefits of "age gap breeding" and telomerase; as well as why fertile millennial gen-z women should date him.

Basically he means "conversations about creepy relationships".

A normal person would have had the title something like, "Conversation: Our age" to make it a little clearer what they were going on about.

Personally I just like that he so often shortened it to "conversation rage" because at one point the URL was conversationrage.weebly.com, you know, 'r' like the hip kids those days were saying, as in "u r a pedophile, Lucas. lol"

The media reported multiple times on the starbucks incident stating that consent in WA is 16 as long as both are within 5 years of each other. Lucas finally got that into his head a few years back after being provided with multiple sources confirming it which is why he never mentions 16 anymore and always starts his demands at 18 now

Except for that time back in March where he was hitting on a 17 year old and kept telling her it was legal and pasting screenshots to vague legal sites saying age of consent was 16...
He'll still aim low if he thinks it's in private.

Edit: The girl in those chats was actually 17 too, and showed up in the video comments to call out Lucas for lying about their conversation when HE commented to say they'd been planning to hook up "once she turned 18".

 

[WonderWino]

A normal person would have had the title something like, "Conversation: Our age" to make it a little clearer what they were going on about.

Personally I just like that he so often shortened it to "conversation rage" because at one point the URL was conversationrage.weebly.com, you know, 'r' like the hip kids those days were saying, as in "u r a pedophile, Lucas. lol"



Except for that time back in March where he was hitting on a 17 year old and kept telling her it was legal and pasting screenshots to vague legal sites saying age of consent was 16...
He'll still aim low if he thinks it's in private.

Edit: The girl in those chats was actually 17 too, and showed up in the video comments to call out Lucas for lying about their conversation when HE commented to say they'd been planning to hook up "once she turned 18".

Then he is, by his own admission and direct statements, guilty of felony grooming of a minor. Somehow i'm not surprised that he's that stupid

 

[The Mega Micro]

A normal person would have had the title something like, "Conversation: Our age" to make it a little clearer what they were going on about.

Personally I just like that he so often shortened it to "conversation rage" because at one point the URL was conversationrage.weebly.com, you know, 'r' like the hip kids those days were saying, as in "u r a pedophile, Lucas. lol"



Except for that time back in March where he was hitting on a 17 year old and kept telling her it was legal and pasting screenshots to vague legal sites saying age of consent was 16...
He'll still aim low if he thinks it's in private.

Edit: The girl in those chats was actually 17 too, and showed up in the video comments to call out Lucas for lying about their conversation when HE commented to say they'd been planning to hook up "once she turned 18".

It was definitely conversation rage, he just tried to put a pretty bow on it and make it nice when people said it was off putting. His original was Rage Conversation and he was open about it being a rage conversation, whatever the fuck that is. It was about his “million dollar” shirt idea. He got that original one deleted somehow.

 

[Wernology]

It was definitely conversation rage, he just tried to put a pretty bow on it and make it nice when people said it was off putting. His original was Rage Conversation and he was open about it being a rage conversation, whatever the fuck that is. It was about his “million dollar” shirt idea. He got that original one deleted somehow.

The million dollar shirt idea has got to be one of my favourite dumb ideas he's come out with.

The rage was probably just incel rage thinly disguised at rage about "ageism".

 

[wenttobermuda]

The million dollar shirt idea has got to be one of my favourite dumb ideas he's come out with.

The rage was probably just incel rage thinly disguised at rage about "ageism".

Lucas's lazy attempts to monetize his notoriety bore me. But ambitious Lucas can be amusing, and his $1 million shirt was both a hilarious get rich quick scheme and a sort of Sonichu project. Lucas took the recognizable "coexist" logo, grafted atheism to it, and believed that the finished product was worth a fortune. Check out this cool dude:

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

https://youtu.be/a2IDwiU95yQ

Okay, I know this is an old video, but I just rewatched it, and holy shit, at 11:48, Lucas has some kind of freak out twitch, I mean I've seen him have little ticks before but this is far and away the most severe I've ever seen it.

Any ideas as to what the fuck is going on here?

 

[The Mega Micro]

Some other highlights from the shirt saga. He believed you would do crazy shit to impress him and want to earn one. Also it was available for a measly 1,000,000. He expected you to sell this idea to a vendor for him and then you would receive 100,000 and he the rest.

 

[The I Scream Man]

https://youtu.be/a2IDwiU95yQ

Okay, I know this is an old video, but I just rewatched it, and holy shit, at 11:48, Lucas has some kind of freak out twitch, I mean I've seen him have little ticks before but this is far and away the most severe I've ever seen it.

Any ideas as to what the fuck is going on here?

I think that's just the camera moving, I didn't see him actually do anything beyond the weird crazy bullshit he normally does

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I think that's just the camera moving, I didn't see him actually do anything beyond the weird crazy bullshit he normally does

Uh, no.

The camera doesn't move. Lucas whips his head around, looking up and behind him as if someone just appeared behind his head and whispered "boo!" in his ear.

 

[IceQueen]

I just had a thought.

Lucas went through a phase about 4 years ago where he was obsessed with ‘people of color’ and all kinds of woke shit. He was co-opting their negroisms in his posts on Facebook and Twitter; obviously all in the pursuit of teen poon.

I wonder if the (inaccurate) stereotype put in some black people’s memes “oh mah gawd u white pepo dun use no seasonin!” has stuck on him.

A random thought, but we know certain things stick with him and how weirdly image-obsessed he is in a kinda fucked up way.

Eh I don’t think so, he’s always talked about how obsessed with pepper he is. I think his tastebuds are just fucked up. However, he definitely has tried to “impress” women by eating “super spicy” things before.

https://youtu.be/a2IDwiU95yQ

Okay, I know this is an old video, but I just rewatched it, and holy shit, at 11:48, Lucas has some kind of freak out twitch, I mean I've seen him have little ticks before but this is far and away the most severe I've ever seen it.

Any ideas as to what the fuck is going on here?

I think that was just him being overly dramatic about how much he can’t believe that someone would think he’s “at 100” without a woman lmao.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Uh, no.

The camera doesn't move. Lucas whips his head around, looking up and behind him as if someone just appeared behind his head and whispered "boo!" in his ear.

I was going to ask if you would double check the time stamp again because I had previously looked and saw nothing, but then I rewatched just to be sure and I see what you're talking about, I think that's just him being dramatic or something but with Lucas its always hard to tell

 

[Poop Shoot]

Some other highlights from the shirt saga. He believed you would do crazy shit to impress him and want to earn one. Also it was available for a measly 1,000,000. He expected you to sell this idea to a vendor for him and then you would receive 100,000 and he the rest.

That fucking 3rd to last one. “I read women are extremely horny after childbirth”.



Who comes up with this stupid shit?

 

[Trainwreck]

That fucking 3rd to last one. “I read women are extremely horny after childbirth”.



Who comes up with this stupid shit?

I thought that too......the LAST thing any woman wants to do after having a child is start fucking again. It's shit like this that he says that shows he literally is only in his crazy head. There is NO way he read that unless it was in some creep porn novel or someone saying it in dirty talk to some creepy dude who wishes he could fuck a chick who just had a baby.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He has some kind of bank card and made a poem about it years back

 

[Twrx]

That fucking 3rd to last one. “I read women are extremely horny after childbirth”.



Who comes up with this stupid shit?

I find that he calls women ovulators and constantly using the term breeding to be far more creepy.

 

[mothman96]

He has some kind of bank card and made a poem about it years back

That's a Washington state EBT (food) card. The "poem" is his attempt to put down men who can get a credit card.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

That's a Washington state EBT (food) card.

It should be Asshole With An EBT Card (Poem)

Edit:

I’m an asshole with an EBT card, I am large and I shit hard

It matters how old I am, I don’t believe in Uncle Flatbill Sam

I’m not a Republican or a Democrat man. It doesn’t matter because I got an EBT card.

I say I am poor if it gives me food for my zero life plan. I make money off of taxpayers and stimulus.

I took a shit and got a hundred grand. Love equals money just look at my flabs.


Edit: I don’t hate people getting assistance just Lucas.

 

[cheesycukes]

He has previously stated he is no longer receiving EBT benefits since living at Mallon.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Not to echo what others have already said, but most obgyns have strict recomendations for a postpartum woman to just rest and heal for two months at the very least. That can include NO DRIVING let alone sex. Even a complication free childbirth is a bitch to recover from. He is absolutely out of his mind.