Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Oh my God… Look at this screenshot from his latest short. He looks particularly horrible and revolting today. 🤢🤮
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Da Dude123 said:
The mooo cow describing what he wants in a woman. The fatty should take whatever he can get. It's not in the cards for him. He lives in a nursing home anyways.
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I love this mix and match strategy where he just takes what he likes best from various female celebrities and combines them into a mythical being that absolutely doesn’t exist. Forty year old adults don’t think like this, or they shouldn’t if they’ve even been half aware for the first twenty years of adulthood. The fact that Lucas does this shows a profound level of immaturity on his part and just how out of touch he is with how human relationships actually function.

I’m about to hit forty myself and I tried to genuinely imagine dating “Gen-Z honey”, I just don’t see any real appeal. Outside someone’s initial lust or perhaps the lure of using her as a status symbol, how do you build a real and functional relationship with someone in a totally different frame in life? Seems like a one in a ten thousand chance to find someone decades younger/older than you that lives in a way that is very compatible with you.

Just taking ten minutes to think about it really shows just how far off the reservation Lucas is. He has no insight into how relationships work or any basic understanding of what attracts women in general. He has stitched together memes and platitudes from social media into a gross patchwork hobo security blanket that he refuses to let go of, despite the fact he is slowly dying in facility designed to take care of the retarded and infirm.

I’m almost tempted to call it resilience, if it wasn't so fucking delusional. Physically wasting away in your own filth while mentally you are experiencing yourself as some kind of bohemian performance artist that gets eyefucked by instagram models half your age.
 
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Rewatched klicks latest stream since I don't got anything better to do and HOLY SHIT, does Lucas "Colbiggit" Werner absolutely hate those goddamn black guys.
Hard R timestamp: 2:58:42

PS: Here's the wern in all his glory

It's just so funny to me how he condemns interracial relationships while advocating his silly ass telomeres nonsense (Interracial and interageial SEXXX, good for baby DNA). Also (smol power leveling), even as an outsider who's only grasp of american culture is through media, I can still tell when someone says something and they mean it and boy oh boy does lucas mean it.
 
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