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If I had a spare Washington state license plate that wasn't mine, I might think of sending Lucas a picture of it leaning up against my Bible.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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This vegan nonsense again. Lucas is so insincere about all his so called views and opinions. No one is impressed by him claiming he will go vegan. And his idea of going vegan, at least before the IG catfish told him that it was unhelpful was eating tons of the processed vegan convenience foods. Now, at the turn of a dime, he won't be doing that. He will only eat whole foods. Please.
If some dumbass sent him a big plate of Clinkerdaggers Prime Rib he would be mukbanging it up and scraf it all down on video, then he would be moooing for more. The cow would never go vegan.
If some dumbass sent him a big plate of Clinkerdaggers Prime Rib he would be mukbanging it up and scraf it all down on video, then he would be moooing for more. The cow would never go vegan.
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The one little sliver of comedy I find in his fixations on things like veganism and environmentalism is that even though he has a place to stay now, he still doesn't have any real stability in his life and he's coherent enough to acknowledge that, yet he still spends all his time worrying about these "big picture" issues and not getting his own life on track. Like yeah my feet are rotting off, I'm visibly becoming even more morbidly obese, I can't even remember the last time I've had any real money to spend on anything, but the most pressing issue to me right now is saving the planet from pollution.
His entire existence is just a series of different coping mechanisms though so I imagine it's easier to occupy his mind with shit like that than being present in the moment and acknowledging the fact of how unpleasant and unfulfilling his life truly is.
His entire existence is just a series of different coping mechanisms though so I imagine it's easier to occupy his mind with shit like that than being present in the moment and acknowledging the fact of how unpleasant and unfulfilling his life truly is.
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It's an interesting point of observation that such "do your part" sorts of movements carry the power to sweep away feeling of even wanting a pillow to call your own.
WonderWino
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'i'm not going to hunt my own food' says the guy who constantly advertises the majestic elk of king roys elk kingdom as a selling point to marrying him
Granted lucas can't legally own a firearm, wouldn't know how to safely handle one if he were allowed to and would have absolutely no idea how to process an animal after shooting it anyway. He probably thinks you just take them to some company and have it done for you, or would do something crazy like try to cut it up with a chainsaw or something
On the other hand, vegan lucas trying to raise a garden would be an equally pathetic shitshow. Besides, he loves his clinkerdaggers, red robin, sushi and all that other stuff far too much to ever go vegan. I would be very surprised if he even eats vegetables unless they're floating in a bowl of ranch dressing to the point its practically a ranch dressing soup. Just look at the weird sauces he came up with for his own cooking abominations
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Enjoy some low quality content of Lucas saying the N word.
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"Nigga, nigga, nigga, yeet a zoomer bae!" Two at a time? We're socialists!"
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"Nigga, nigga, nigga, yeet a zoomer bae!" Two at a time? We're socialists!"
He drops the hard r so casually you know damn well he uses it in his day to day speaking.
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I have said it before and I will say it again. I would love to kick sand in his face at the beach. Do it in front of some got Gen Z baes. Lol! That would be terrific!
Kromir
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I swear he uses the same image for every single "Meme" attempt he makes, That plastic Jesus. Like he's been using that same picture for like 3 days now. Get some new material already
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Lucas has done this for a decade. He never changes. Along with his need to be part of some group where nobody else cares or likes him, yet he must hate and block everyone that dare disagrees with him.
Sadly, the pills he's forced to take hasn't stopped any of that but has ceased his screaming about Gen Z puss puss in public.
His coping mechanism is imaging he's the center of the plot of some cheesy rom/com movie. A creepy stinky hobo who virtue signals his way into getting a socialist teenager.
ManfromtheMoon
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Y’all… I’m pretty sure Lucas DELETED both of his entire YouTube channels. 
Thank God for Klick and his archives!
Thank God for Klick and his archives!
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Fatty must have got sick of us reposting vids from his past and decided to try to get rid of them all. What a shame. In a way those videos are really his life's work and he just threw it all away. Pathetic. And a pointless endeavor really. What's the goal here? Is he gonna stop making content? He's too much of an attention seeker for that.
He might have deleted his channels to get rid of evidence he is a Psycho Predator that should never be around little girls/young women.
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Truly a 21st century Nikolai Gogol burning his life’s work
Fortunately I’m pretty sure @Wernology has said in the past that he has downloaded both of Lucas’s entire channels, so the content in safe. I wonder if we have “While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve” posted anywhere, that’s one of my favorites.
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What a coward. As if he can erase his rotten internet footprint.