Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Dragnaut supposedly sent lucas $5 to do this video....and lucas can't even do an 18 second video without fucking it up

With all the 'I'm a comedian' nonsense Lucas spouts he never genuinely laughs. Every time I've seen him laugh on videos it's 100% performative. He thinks he knows how a cool, funny, confident guy should act and he tries to mimic that, but it's so transparent.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

With all the 'I'm a comedian' nonsense Lucas never genuinely laughs. Every time I've seen him laugh on videos it's 100% performative. He thinks he knows how a cool, funny, confident guy should act and he tries to mimic that, but it's so transparent.

If you looked up punchable face in the dictionary, the thumbnail from that video would be next to it

 

[Particle Bored]

Lucas can't set high demands because he's about to be wheelchair bound with having no employment since fucking Clinton era, as well as being racist, sexist and FAT.

I know he already uses "ableist" once in a while for muh bipolar (cept when not), but the wheelchair saga will be epic.

"Oh, you say youre not ableist but you wont date me just because I dont have any feet. Even though youre a Christian yet you ignore Ephesians 4:23 that says you should love the sick and crippled. Oh but you'll go with the guy with the car. Oh sure, Lucas has wheels, but they dont pollute the planet and dont have a fancy capitalist name like Mazzerati or Kia. Always about the money."

2) "I dont care about your barbie face" Bullshit, Lucas. We all know like the only thing he actually cares about is how young she looks.

Tbf, he's got a MRSA boner for Greta and Sasha Obama. Not exactly lookers. Though that does back up your second sentence.

Is he entering the full blown schizophrenia stage where he thinks he is literally Jesus now?

I'll give benefit if the doubt and assume he means atheists that act nice and forgiving like those hypocritical Christians claim to do.

As much as Lucas mooos and reees about "stateless communism" and as much as he had been the recipient of people who volunteer and donate, I can't see him actually volunteering to do any kind of real work, unless it ends starts with a trip to a pizza buffet or something like that.

Ftfy

 

[WonderWino]

I know he already uses "ableist" once in a while for muh bipolar (cept when not), but the wheelchair saga will be epic.

I wonder if he'll go full spastic lieutenant dan when he's finally in a wheelchair

 

[mothman96]

This comment thread was fun.
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Even if he lived in a city where the majority/all were atheist the Insane Pedo Lucas Colby Werner still wouldn't get laid.

 

[Blasterisk]

If you looked up punchable face in the dictionary, the thumbnail from that video would be next to it

If you look up punchable face on Amazon, you can have Lucas himself mailed to your doorstep.

 

[IceQueen]

There is something ironic here, but not what he thinks lmao

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It's nice to see that even heroic doses of his tardpills are unable to staunch the flow of deviance from Fatty's brain.

(Seriously, who posts this?)

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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It's nice to see that even heroic doses of his tardpills are unable to staunch the flow of deviance from Fatty's brain.

(Seriously, who posts this?)

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The next time you see Lucas creeping on children, just be glad that he's "happy".

 

[Wernology]

The weather here is absolute shit (well below zero, 40-55mph winds, and tons of blowing snow) so if I don't manage to just fall asleep early I may go over his stupid memes and the two game videos on a stream later.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas wants to go vegan but Mallon Place keep feeding him and force him to be fat. He also does his part by not buying anything or owning a car, unlike you Christian assholes. We're all lazy and Lucas is plenty good!

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas wants to go vegan but Mallon Place keep feeding him and force him to be fat. He also does his part by not buying anything or owning a car, unlike you Christian assholes. We're all lazy and Lucas is plenty good!

When it was explained to him that it’s actually better for the environment if people eat local/sustainable animal products and plants as opposed to going vegan, the cow (lol) claims he’s not going to eat processed food, only whole fruits and vegetables. I wonder if he realizes that 99% of the vegan food he ate when he was “exploring veganism” (vegan jerky, vegan cheese, etc.) is exactly that, processed food. I would love to see him eat nothing but actual fruits and vegetables lmao.

 

[Jeep1971]

When it was explained to him that it’s actually better for the environment if people eat local/sustainable animal products and plants as opposed to going vegan, the cow (lol) claims he’s not going to eat processed food, only whole fruits and vegetables. I wonder if he realizes that 99% of the vegan food he ate when he was “exploring veganism” (vegan jerky, vegan cheese, etc.) is exactly that, processed food. I would love to see him eat nothing but actual fruits and vegetables lmao.

Institutional food,like that served in nursing homes, is nothing BUT processed and/or starchy shit. It's Mallon, not a five star resort. He wants a Vegan meal,give him a plateful of veggies at every meal and be done with it. No organic foo-foo produce, genuine stuff. Just salads, corn,beans, etc. Maybe some rice on occasion.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Institutional food,like that served in nursing homes, is nothing BUT processed and/or starchy shit. It's Mallon, not a five star resort. He wants a Vegan meal,give him a plateful of veggies at every meal and be done with it. No organic foo-foo produce, genuine stuff. Just salads, corn,beans, etc. Maybe some rice on occasion.

Yeah, he would last on that for about 2 days before going crazy. This is the same guy who, after staying in the hospital for 3 days, claimed he needed to drink a liter bottle of Coca-Cola because he was lacking sugar.

 

[Amewsed]

Lucas wants to go vegan but Mallon Place keep feeding him and force him to be fat. He also does his part by not buying anything or owning a car, unlike you Christian assholes. We're all lazy and Lucas is plenty good!

How many "made by slave labor" phones has he bought using someone else's money these past few years? As has been pointed out numerous times in this thread, he'd be the first to fall victim if the capitalist society fell.

Dude's argument, as usual, has more holes than a colander.

 

[Wernology]

He's cycled back to the vegan thing again.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Damn, it's all so tiresome recently. The repetitive mooing about Christianity/atheism, socialism, and now veganism are just such transparent attempts to feel like he belongs to something, to a "side" in a culture war he's truly not even participating in as a friendless hobo. Nobody cares. Even online partisans don't care if one more rando who they might stumble across on SM agrees or disagrees with them. Nobody gives a shit. Even we don't give a shit judging by how slow the thread has been. Even Lucas doesn't truly give a shit about any of this, it's just hollow posturing to try to impress some imaginary socialist dream teen. It's very boring to watch a bad actor stumble through a half-hearted impression of a completely stock leftist character. I just want him off his meds again at this point. Manic Lucas is the entertaining one, depressed but relatively stable Lucas is no different from tens of thousands of other unhappy, fat, low-IQ losers just sort of existing day to day.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Damn, it's all so tiresome recently. The repetitive mooing about Christianity/atheism, socialism, and now veganism are just such transparent attempts to feel like he belongs to something, to a "side" in a culture war he's truly not even participating in as a friendless hobo. Nobody cares. Even online partisans don't care if one more rando who they might stumble across on SM agrees or disagrees with them. Nobody gives a shit. Even we don't give a shit judging by how slow the thread has been. Even Lucas doesn't truly give a shit about any of this, it's just hollow posturing to try to impress some imaginary socialist dream teen. It's very boring to watch a bad actor stumble through a half-hearted impression of a completely stock leftist character. I just want him off his meds again at this point. Manic Lucas is the entertaining one, depressed but relatively stable Lucas is no different from tens of thousands of other unhappy, fat, low-IQ losers just sort of existing day to day.

Yeah, he needs to get back in the streets and start chimping out.

 

[Jeep1971]

He's cycled back to the vegan thing again.

"I'm not going to eat processed foods".
HA! Says the guy who eats enough processed garbage to reanimate the dead.