Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Let me play devils advocate here, Lucas got a tard job, and he's doing more for humanity than he ever has, he's a fucking retard pedo and well lets be real the best of Lucas from King Roy hit Myrans face, and the left overs hit her eggs one day, he's broken brained.

I don't have a nice way to put it but if Lucas is stocking shelves, etc he is semi caring for himself rest is part tard bucks, he's upgraded to a werdio who puts shampoo on the wall and wants to cum in 12 year old vs a lolcow proper and I don't say that with any respect to pedos.

He's just going to be a weird fat man who wants a girl to submit to him, vs a screeching hobo rapist. Personally until proof he's got a job, I won't think it's real. But Lucas can do basic tasks and motor skills give him junk food TV cartoons and shit and few hours putting honey bunches of oats on the wall.... a lot better than the Wern we all watch.

Also comical as (forgive power level) SEC fingers my butthole and I post here and lucas cleans the net to be a walmart greeter LOL.
 
He's just going to be a weird fat man who wants a girl to submit to him, vs a screeching hobo rapist. Personally until proof he's got a job, I won't think it's real. But Lucas can do basic tasks and motor skills give him junk food TV cartoons and shit and few hours putting honey bunches of oats on the wall.... a lot better than the Wern we all watch.
Yea, neither am I convinced he actually got a job.
 
Y’all… I’m pretty sure Lucas DELETED both of his entire YouTube channels. 😳 Thank God for Klick and his archives!
Goddammit. All that autism and Islamic content. Gone, all gone! I hope we can still access all of them through klickitat's work. Some of my favorites are when he is singing his made up songs. "Hey, baby zoom", "Love and Respect Them Bitches, and "Nigga, nigga, nigga, I need a zommer bae" are among my all time favorites. And let's not forget his greatest hit, "Right now, right now, right now".

Why is the cow deleting these now? After all this time? Why now? Thankfully, he has probably forgot his password on all his old social media accounts so all that Islamic content will be forever in the archives, I hope. His Twitter account has some good shit on it, it wasn't used long, but it was some good stuff. He often used that when he was in Facebook jail. What a life of autism and exceptionalism old fat Lucas has led.

Is it possible he just made it private? Although, correct me if I am wrong, but I do believe that it just shows up as private, but still still shows up in a search. How dare that fat faggot delete all those videos. How dare him! He has ruined our childhood.
 
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If lucas is suddenly deleting/hiding his videos he is doing it for a reason. This is the kind of thing he does when he gets spooked by something. I don't believe for a second that he actually got a job, and if he had he wouldn't have waited this long to delete or hide them, he'd have done it first or he wouldn't have bothered at all. No, my money is on somebody contacting mallon place or his tard wrangler and pointing out something he did or said in those videos and he ended up getting a serious talking to about his behavior and it spooked him. Hell it might have even been one of his fellow residents getting pissy about his putting up videos of them or about the ranting coming out of his room when he makes them

That said, this isn't the first time he's done this. He'll lay low for awhile but sooner or later he'll get antsy about not having his videos as an outlet and quietly start posting them again like nothing happened
 
Rumor on the street is that Lucas already lost his job offer because of funny reasons, so I don't think it's that. Maybe it's for future jobs, though. Not that hiding his videos will do much, his online footprint is already smeared in copious pedophilic incel shit.

Hopeful rainbows, Mallon Place is ready to kick him out and end this boring saga.
 
Rumor on the street is that Lucas already lost his job offer because of funny reasons, so I don't think it's that. Maybe it's for future jobs, though. Not that hiding his videos will do much, his online footprint is already smeared in copious pedophilic incel shit.

Hopeful rainbows, Mallon Place is ready to kick him out and end this boring saga.
Well, he would have had to come up with an excuse (funny reasons) to coverup that there was no job.
 
Ladies, appreicate Lucas. He is trying, not all men are. Quit being bigots and age phobes and realize all that you are missing. You've got a plenty good man in diabetic shoes down the road at Mallon Place.
 

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Ladies, appreicate Lucas. He is trying, not all men are. Quit being bigots and age phobes and realize all that you are missing. You've got a plenty good man in diabetic shoes down the road at Mallon Place.
I’d love to hear Lucas elaborate on how he’s trying at literally anything in life
 
Lucas hid his channels and put videos on private, they're not deleted.

Sad day, but good news for Klickitat's channel.
If you look up individual links it says the video was removed and account was deleted. This doesn’t happen for hidden accounts.

I think you can undo a deleted channel for a month or so. That’s likely the only way we get those videos back. In most every Lucas interaction with catfish, he mentions that his videos should be watched and learned from. So I think he will soon be back to posting. He can’t rely on regular conversations. He thinks that the videos attract women or at least vet them to know what he’s about so he needn’t risk rejection because they prescreened themselves.

He also loves to share his own links to his videos and memes. And he can’t fully control the narrative on IG.
 
The question is now when will his new “secret” youtube account pop up and how fast will we catch it?

Seriously though I wonder if he is in some therapy as part of his Mallon stay and his therapist told him he needs to delete his past via his youtube channels etc in order to make progress? It would go along with these little inspirational posts he keeps posting too.

I mean if I had the misfortune of having Lucas as a psych patient, deleting his entire past internet presence would be my first requirement of him.
 
Good afternoon!

It was a cashier job.

Posting these with permission. To nobody's surprise Lucas hasn't changed a bit.

He blames my short n-word compilation for deleting.

I'll start reuploading his old trash tonight.
 

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Wow, while this isn't much a content dump Lucas has a job, that's a big shift.

Cashiers are entry level and now do the math for you, but lets see how long even on a tard program Lucas can keep this. Frankly as a tax payer I hope he stays and puts something back into the world.

Good cashiers are great fun for a quick bag and some bants. I'd be creeped out letting the Wern scan some socks or a coffee for me tbh. While we throw the term autism a lot around here, I don't think the Wern is, some yes ma'am paper or plastic, have a nice day, it'll be 12.32 etc and interacting really could help the dude. Lucas is a bi polar schizo pedo but not pure tismo.

I don't think I'll eat crow saying this wont last or help much but lets be real friends if Lucas redeems becomes a tard who swipes your redbull and plays board games like an "normal" 80 IQ.. hell of an arc friends.
 
Good afternoon!

It was a cashier job.

Posting these with permission. To nobody's surprise Lucas hasn't changed a bit.

He blames my short n-word compilation for deleting.

I'll start reuploading his old trash tonight.

Why do I have the sudden desire to do all my grocery shopping in Spokane now?

Also, who is the brain trust that decided that putting a mentally ill pedophile in a position that deals directly with your customers was a good idea? How long is it going to take for our boy to chimp out on some poor father who's grocery shopping with his teen daughters because they're obviously fucking and won't share with Luke. Making him stock shelves after hours is probably better not only for his career prospects but also for the public who wouldn't have to interact with him.
 
Wow, while this isn't much a content dump Lucas has a job, that's a big shift.

Cashiers are entry level and now do the math for you, but lets see how long even on a tard program Lucas can keep this. Frankly as a tax payer I hope he stays and puts something back into the world.

Good cashiers are great fun for a quick bag and some bants. I'd be creeped out letting the Wern scan some socks or a coffee for me tbh. While we throw the term autism a lot around here, I don't think the Wern is, some yes ma'am paper or plastic, have a nice day, it'll be 12.32 etc and interacting really could help the dude. Lucas is a bi polar schizo pedo but not pure tismo.

I don't think I'll eat crow saying this wont last or help much but lets be real friends if Lucas redeems becomes a tard who swipes your redbull and plays board games like an "normal" 80 IQ.. hell of an arc friends.

He got a job offer, but had to turn it down because he needs to be fitted for medical shoes.

At least that's how I read that dm.
 
Why do I have the sudden desire to do all my grocery shopping in Spokane now?

Also, who is the brain trust that decided that putting a mentally ill pedophile in a position that deals directly with your customers was a good idea? How long is it going to take for our boy to chimp out on some poor father who's grocery shopping with his teen daughters because they're obviously fucking and won't share with Luke. Making him stock shelves after hours is probably better not only for his career prospects but also for the public who wouldn't have to interact with him.

That's probably why it fell through. He can't baleet away the Daily Mail feature on the Starbucks Incident...or the Spokane group on Reddit. He sure as hell can't baleet Klick's magnum opus on Wernology either. First result that comes up under his name, is the Encyclopedia Dramatica article some sperg did on him during his "Olympia Atheist" phase. And if there is a ban list on him at every business in town, and even at all the church shelters then you know the stores all know about him as well...or will find out easily enough.

Can you imagine how nuts he would have gone the first time some young dude went through the line with a bouquet of roses and a box of condoms?
 
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