Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

He really is packing the lbs on, can see in his 4th chin.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Did you just rando-dox someone for legitimately no reason? Congrats on your idiocy. Even if it were Klick, who the fuck cares?


To return to a better cow, Lucas’s new videos are lovely. I think he added butter to cabbage. View attachment 3082541

Okay, this is random, but the butter on the cabbage with the pepper in front of it looks like cigarette butts.

Am I crazy, or did anyone see else?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Okay, this is random, but the butter on the cabbage with the pepper in front of it looks like cigarette butts.

Am I crazy, or did anyone see else?

Well now I see.

That’s an entirely unappetizing looking plate with or without the illusion of cigarette butts.

I also bet he gets rancid cabbage farts. God helps the poor bastard that is his roommate.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Just made a new thread about someone you guys might find interesting.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/were-w...ter-elster-vogel-lucas-werner-orbiter.114748/

Lol you dun goofed

 

[mothman96]

Where is the Creep making his recent videos. Went and looked for a video that showed the room he was in and there is no globe light. Was he moved to a different room.

Current:

 

[Wernology]

Where is the Creep making his recent videos. Went and looked for a video that showed the room he was in and there is no globe light. Was he moved to a different room.

Current:
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I knew he wouldn't be able to keep from making videos for long. Might as well get a compilation put together before heading off to bed.

 

[Todd Weiss]

I've been using that person's info for Lucas related stuff since 2019, I doubt they have any idea I'm doing it and (surprise surprise) I registered that domain using the fake info.

Seriously though, that other person isn't me, it's just some nobody I used and I'd be 100% sure she has no idea.

Klick, you do realize this exercise in subterfuge makes you appear more unhinged than Lucas, right? The excuse itself is plausible, but the lengths you've gone in an effort to throw off the scent are downright bizarre. My only question is: Why? You'd arouse less suspicion sharing fewer personal details. Wouldn't that be easier?

 

[Wernology]

Klick, you do realize this exercise in subterfuge makes you appear more unhinged than Lucas, right? The excuse itself is plausible, but the lengths you've gone in an effort to throw off the scent are downright bizarre. My only question is: Why? You'd arouse less suspicion sharing fewer personal details. Wouldn't that be easier?

I have a tendency to overthink and not think things through both at the same time and occasionally it leads to me being a bit of a tard.

This is one of those times and I legit feel really fucking bad about the faildox. Will definitely not be doing that kind of shit anymore, in retrospect it was shitty of me to have done it in the first place.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas' roommate must hate life every time Lucas comes back to the room after a big dinner of overcooked cabbage.

After reading that I had an instant flashback to when I was a kid and my mother cleared out the leftover cabbage rolls from the fridge by giving the dog a plate of them. Ooooh boy let me tell you, bearded collie cabbage farts are not something you want to experience. Whats worse? The dog got his big meal the day before we went on a spring break ski trip, so we basically spent a week crammed into an RV with the dog farting up a cabbage fart storm for most of it

If lucas is anything like that he'll have a very unhappy roommate

 

[Particle Bored]

Lol heres your facedox/confirmation @Burning Fanatic.

Spoiler alert: its Lucas himself!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Where is the Creep making his recent videos. Went and looked for a video that showed the room he was in and there is no globe light. Was he moved to a different room.

Current:
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Maybe they moved him to a new room because he got a roommate? Because he didn't have one for a while and they wouldn't have had him in a double room by himself, right? I mean not that he's not big enough for one, but you get my point.

Speaking of the room situation, Lucas has followed his habit when he has a roof over his head by staying in bed all day long, even filming videos from the prone position when he bothers to film them at all anymore. I guess Mallon lets him do this? Like, he's obligated to take his meds, and come to meals I suppose, but beyond that, they would just let him sleep all day? Would someone check in on him, tell him to shower, tell him that it's time to get up and get dressed, like a mom with a 10 year old kid on summer break?

 

[Wernology]

Lol heres your facedox/confirmation @Burning Fanatic.

Spoiler alert: its Lucas himself!
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LOL You got me! I'm secretly Lucas (it's totally a fatsuit!) and Mallon Place is just a studio setup in my garage!

Maybe they moved him to a new room because he got a roommate? Because he didn't have one for a while and they wouldn't have had him in a double room by himself, right? I mean not that he's not big enough for one, but you get my point.

Speaking of the room situation, Lucas has followed his habit when he has a roof over his head by staying in bed all day long, even filming videos from the prone position when he bothers to film them at all anymore. I guess Mallon lets him do this? Like, he's obligated to take his meds, and come to meals I suppose, but beyond that, they would just let him sleep all day? Would someone check in on him, tell him to shower, tell him that it's time to get up and get dressed, like a mom with a 10 year old kid on summer break?

Pure speculation but I know the staff walked in on and interrupted at least one or two of his livestreams and he didn't have a great reaction to it; they also have VERY likely overheard him ranting on video in his room (or his roommate complained, or both) and he may have been told to stop. That would explain why his latest 4 videos have no talking in them.

But, again, that's just pure speculation mostly based off of seeing his reaction to staff barging in on his streams.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I agree but, alas, that's not me (wrong gender for the most important part) you found the rando whose pics and shit I steal for fake accounts.

So option 1 is that you concocted a needlessly specific cover and chose a "rando" who happens to be an undiscovered cow in their own right, have KF levels of autism and match with things you have written and then you then carefully dropped 'hints' which would point to that person for... reasons?

While option 2 is that anyone going to these lengths with a cow must be troll-shielding and you're now running interference, maybe hoping you can put someone else in front of a video to say they're you and show that those clues were all just masterful breadcrumbs (you left behind no reason)

Either way, anyone who decides to call themselves "Were Wulff" deserves a thread.

 

[Wernology]

So option 1 is that you concocted a needlessly specific cover and chose a "rando" who happens to be an undiscovered cow in their own right, have KF levels of autism and match with things you have written and then you then carefully dropped 'hints' which would point to that person for... reasons?

While option 2 is that anyone going to these lengths with a cow must be troll-shielding and you're now running interference, maybe hoping you can put someone else in front of a video to say they're you and show that those clues were all just masterful breadcrumbs (you left behind no reason)

Either way, anyone who decides to call themselves "Were Wulff" deserves a thread.

Nah, the option is what I said above: I have a tendency to overthink and not think things through both at the same time and occasionally it leads to me being a bit of a tard.

That's all it was was me basically going full retard and doing a bunch of elaborate story weaving shit when none of it was necessary to begin with because it's Lucas and he's not exactly a bright bulb. In this instance, I'm also not a very bright bulb either.

I definitely fucked up here, but my fuck up was getting a stranger (and to be clear, that woman is a stranger; I don't know anything about her beyond what I found on public social media, never talked to her, etc...) doxxed because I went and ignored the whole "We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you." thing.


Enjoy this still from one of his latest videos.

I have a tendency to overthink and not think things through both at the same time and occasionally it leads to me being a bit of a tard.

This is one of those times and I legit feel really fucking bad about the faildox. Will definitely not be doing that kind of shit anymore, in retrospect it was shitty of me to have done it in the first place.

And, because the week long insomnia BS hasn't let up yet, I'm going to pull back entirely talking to Lucas on that fake account full of stolen pics.
It's not "Got drunk and flew Lucas out to LA" level autistic tard but it's goddamned close.
I don't need my stupid antics causing problems for someone who isn't Lucas.

 

[mothman96]

Maybe they moved him to a new room because he got a roommate? Because he didn't have one for a while and they wouldn't have had him in a double room by himself, right? I mean not that he's not big enough for one, but you get my point.

Speaking of the room situation, Lucas has followed his habit when he has a roof over his head by staying in bed all day long, even filming videos from the prone position when he bothers to film them at all anymore. I guess Mallon lets him do this? Like, he's obligated to take his meds, and come to meals I suppose, but beyond that, they would just let him sleep all day? Would someone check in on him, tell him to shower, tell him that it's time to get up and get dressed, like a mom with a 10 year old kid on summer break?

Thinking if he was moved to another room maybe it's because he has been acting out and it was bothering the roommate. We do know he has crying fits. Moved to a room where staff can keep a closer eye on him.
Yea, it looks to be Mallon will just let him hang out in the room all day. Probably staff does check in on him. When he gets "ripe" they most likely do tell him to shower.

 

[Wernology]

Thinking if he was moved to another room maybe it's because he has been acting out and it was bothering the roommate. We do know he has crying fits. Moved to a room where staff can keep a closer eye on him.
Yea, it looks to be Mallon will just let him hang out in the room all day. Probably staff does check in on him. When he gets "ripe" they most likely do tell him to shower.

Yeah, it doesn't look like that was his original depression room. He's given camera tours of most of that room and this one is way different, especially that weird, bare light fixture near his head.

 

[Da Dude123]

Thinking if he was moved to another room maybe it's because he has been acting out and it was bothering the roommate. We do know he has crying fits. Moved to a room where staff can keep a closer eye on him.
Yea, it looks to be Mallon will just let him hang out in the room all day. Probably staff does check in on him. When he gets "ripe" they most likely do tell him to shower.

I am thinking he still has a roommate. Not sure him or anyone else would get the privilege of having their own room. God help anyone who has to room with the cow.

Would love to have been a fly on the wall if Lucas had been counseled on making his videos in the room. That would have been hysterical.

The staff may very well have to keep closer tabs on him, due to crying fits and reeeing attacks. How funny would it be to hear him moooing and crying over not having a girlfriend while living in a nursing home? I bet the staff has some stories about him. But I am sure there are others there that are almost as bad.

 

[mothman96]

I am thinking he still has a roommate. Not sure him or anyone else would get the privilege of having their own room. God help anyone who has to room with the cow.

Would love to have been a fly on the wall if Lucas had been counseled on making his videos in the room. That would have been hysterical.

The staff may very well have to keep closer tabs on him, due to crying fits and reeeing attacks. How funny would it be to hear him moooing and crying over not having a girlfriend while living in a nursing home? I bet the staff has some stories about him. But I am sure there are others there that are almost as bad.

Jaime has his own private room. Can't remember if it is in a picture or video Lucas posted where he and Jamie were playing that "game" Lucas made and they were on the floor. It's a small room with 1 bed, blue walls and a wood looking floor.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Jaime has his own private room. Can't remember if it is in a picture or video Lucas posted where he and Jamie were playing that "game" Lucas made and they were on the floor. It's a small room with 1 bed, blue walls and a wood looking floor.

Just lol that a bunch of people from around the world are familiar with Spokane’s homeless shelters, players involved in running warming shelters (Jewels), restaurants and their menus, Motel 6, and the inside of a nursing home to include what color its dining tabletops are and the residents and their rooms.

 

[WonderWino]

Maybe they moved him to a new room because he got a roommate? Because he didn't have one for a while and they wouldn't have had him in a double room by himself, right? I mean not that he's not big enough for one, but you get my point.

Speaking of the room situation, Lucas has followed his habit when he has a roof over his head by staying in bed all day long, even filming videos from the prone position when he bothers to film them at all anymore. I guess Mallon lets him do this? Like, he's obligated to take his meds, and come to meals I suppose, but beyond that, they would just let him sleep all day? Would someone check in on him, tell him to shower, tell him that it's time to get up and get dressed, like a mom with a 10 year old kid on summer break?

Hmmm.....

Muselmann (German plural Muselmänner) was a slang term used amongst Jewish prisoners of German Nazi concentration camps during the Holocaust (World War II) to refer to those suffering from a combination of starvation (known also as "hunger disease") and exhaustion, as well as those who were resigned to their impending death.[1][2] The Muselmann prisoners exhibited severe emaciation and physical weakness, an apathetic listlessness regarding their own fate, and unresponsiveness to their surroundings owing to their barbaric treatment.[3]

Some scholars argue that the term possibly comes from the Muselmanns' inability to stand for any time due to the loss of leg muscle, thus leading them to spend much of their time in a prone position.[4]

Perhaps lucas is going full muselmann because of his constant hunger and apathy about his fate

The staff may very well have to keep closer tabs on him, due to crying fits and reeeing attacks. How funny would it be to hear him moooing and crying over not having a girlfriend while living in a nursing home? I bet the staff has some stories about him. But I am sure there are others there that are almost as bad.

It would be even funnier if one of the staff made an offhand comment that theres plenty of opportunities to get a girlfriend at the nursing home, after all many of the women there are widows and available. I bet that would set lucas off on a major reee in itself