Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Cheesegirl78]

After reading that I had an instant flashback to when I was a kid and my mother cleared out the leftover cabbage rolls from the fridge by giving the dog a plate of them. Ooooh boy let me tell you, bearded collie cabbage farts are not something you want to experience. Whats worse? The dog got his big meal the day before we went on a spring break ski trip, so we basically spent a week crammed into an RV with the dog farting up a cabbage fart storm for most of it

If lucas is anything like that he'll have a very unhappy roommate

I feel your pain, but it made me laugh like hell.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Wait holy shit there's actually stuff to get caught up on for once. So some sped tries to dox Klickitat and gets banned, I dunno why anyone would want to go out of their way to do this in the first place, but I always imagined Klick to be some very normal looking white collar dude and him saying he was cool doing a face reveal was going to prove Faggot Police was a faildoxing retard himself but idk man. The face reveal on stream kinda had the opposite effect here, that's fucking clearly that fruity hair chick and she's clearly using a voice distorter, Were Wulff? This has got to be some kind of joke. God damn Lucas needs to get back to his antics to balance out the autism levels in this thread. I could have gone the whole rest of the time here without knowing that, but lmao. I guess it's not saying much really, everyone already knows three quarters of the userbase here are secretly troons.

 

[Wernology]

Wait holy shit there's actually stuff to get caught up on for once. So some sped tries to dox Klickitat and gets banned, I dunno why anyone would want to go out of their way to do this in the first place, but I always imagined Klick to be some very normal looking white collar dude and him saying he was cool doing a face reveal was going to prove Faggot Police was a faildoxing retard himself but idk man. The face reveal on stream kinda had the opposite effect here, that's fucking clearly that fruity hair chick and she's clearly using a voice distorter, Were Wulff? This has got to be some kind of joke. God damn Lucas needs to get back to his antics to balance out the autism levels in this thread. I could have gone the whole rest of the time here without knowing that, but lmao. I guess it's not saying much really, everyone already knows three quarters of the userbase here are secretly troons.

That's what my voice sounds like, idk what to tell you.
It sounds the same in every live I've done and on discord when I've gone into voice, I can bring it up an octave or so if I put my customer service voice on I guess but I'm not sure what difference that'd make.
You're also not nearly the first person to say my voice doesn't match how you thought I'd look, but I'm still not a woman and never have been.

I could be a very normal white collar looking dude if I put my hair back to a more normal color and either tie it back or cut it and put on a business casual outfit I guess, but I like my current look. It wasn't that different before, it was just dirty blond before the lavender.

Just for laughs I was hoping I could find a flatbill hat somewhere in the house last night as I was pretty sure I had one, but couldn't find it.

Imagine being in a blanket fort with Lucas after his overcooked cabbage filled St. Paddy's day meal.

 

[VoidFace]

Let's assume this is true, Klick has been nothing but a polite, and helpful member here. So why dox em? If they are a train wreck IRL or off here who fucking cares? I'm sure many of us have lolcow points in our lives.

I’m betting the only difference between a cow and a regular person is a spotlight, and everyone has lolcow tendencies.

And I agree with you: even if this was Klick, and I’ve seen no convincing evidence of that, who cares? Klick is great, and has been one of the only people keeping this thread going while Lucas doesn’t post.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

I didn't know april fools came this early

the amount of effort in gathering all that personal info only to end up as the wrong person gave me a good laugh. Also that voice changer bit was gold, like why tho? isn't that a bit overkill on staying anonymous.

anyway glad to see Lucas ain't the only cow in this thread

 

[ThomasAudley]

So linking to the social media of the person @Wernology stole all those pics from should easily clear this up. But she won’t. I’m 100% convinced it’s her.

 

[Blasterisk]

So linking to the social media of the person @Wernology stole all those pics from should easily clear this up. But she won’t. I’m 100% convinced it’s her.

Look, it's just a lolcow not worth documenting that totally lives right down the street, who doesn't deserve having her PRIVACY INVADED* by people like you!


*To be absolutely clear, stealing somebody's identity is not an invasion of privacy, but sharing pictures is. I can't believe the 'orrible Kiwi Farms would even think of it!

 

[Mother Fucker]

How many straight, single men in their 40's own a purple wig.

 

[Mister Uno]

How many straight, single men in their 40's own a purple wig.

You don't? Next you're going to tell me you don't wear a French maid outfit ironically.

I do wonder how excited Lucas would get reading that Wernology was a women this entire time. Probably the most attention from women he's got since his last girlfriend.

 

[Pump Meat]

Let's assume this is true, Klick has been nothing but a polite, and helpful member here. So why dox em? If they are a train wreck IRL or off here who fucking cares? I'm sure many of us have lolcow points in our lives.

This is the risk when you want to elevate your cow commentary from obscure shitposting to actual social media content. One of the shortest routes to earning a thread about yourself is by greater interaction with an established cow; you never know when that passive archivist or innocent ay-lawg is going to cow-turn and become a subject unto themselves. Just part of the magic of the Farms, I suppose.

 

[Wernology]

How many straight, single men in their 40's own a purple wig.

I'm not straight, for a start.
That's also the arctic fox dye Girls Night but, again, I've said it's not me, I've admitted to being a complete tard/autist in the situation by going way too far in making a 'persona' that Lucas wouldn't figure out, and it backfired on someone else.
The fake social media accounts I've been using to talk to Lucas I'm either going to stop using or delete entirely because it's 100% my fault someone unrelated got dragged in.

My stupid attempt at story weaving a persona came out about as well as Lucas' latest meal.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'm not straight, for a start.
That's also the arctic fox dye Girls Night but, again, I've said it's not me, I've admitted to being a complete tard/autist in the situation by going way too far in making a 'persona' that Lucas wouldn't figure out, and it backfired on someone else.
The fake social media accounts I've been using to talk to Lucas I'm either going to stop using or delete entirely because it's 100% my fault someone unrelated got dragged in.

My stupid attempt at story weaving a persona came out about as well as Lucas' latest meal.

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I legit can't even tell what that is. Fried Chicken? Some sort of enchilada casserole? I mean I guess that's coleslaw on the bottom right. Possibly bread pudding or a gross looking Rice krispie treat on the bottom left?

Edit: what I identified as coleslaw was clearly institutional salad. I'm blind.

 

[IceQueen]

Let's assume this is true, Klick has been nothing but a polite, and helpful member here. So why dox em? If they are a train wreck IRL or off here who fucking cares? I'm sure many of us have lolcow points in our lives.

I agree. I really don’t understand why anyone here tries to come for or piss off Wernology/Klickitat. I don’t care who he is IRL, he is the only reason we have ANY good watchable content right now. Idk why people are trying to call him out, dox him, be general dicks to him, etc.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I agree. I really don’t understand why anyone here tries to come for or piss off Wernology/Klickitat. I don’t care who he is IRL, he is the only reason we have ANY good watchable content right now. Idk why people are trying to call him out, dox him, be general dicks to him, etc.

If this is all a misunderstanding it's no big deal, a mild derailment that hurts no one except, tangentially, some complete weirdo that may never know about it

If a poster were actually someone who filed her teeth down to look more like an animal , got a legal name change to were wulff and spergs out about harry potter all over twitter... then she doesn't get to not be made fun of because of Lucas. Troll-shielding is a sin.

 

[Wernology]

I legit can't even tell what that is. Fried Chicken? Some sort of enchilada casserole? I mean I guess that's coleslaw on the bottom right. Possibly bread pudding or a gross looking Rice krispie treat on the bottom left?

Edit: what I identified as coleslaw was clearly institutional salad. I'm blind.

I...think it's fried chicken, stuffing or bread pudding, and coleslaw. It looks a lot like a vomity cat hairball. My guess is stuffing since it appears to be with chicken.

What I want to know is how Mallon Place manage to make all of its food the same shade range of beige and pastel. Even for institutional food it's bad looking.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

I'm not straight, for a start.
That's also the arctic fox dye Girls Night

We know, you're "gender queer."

 

[Czolg]

Wernology trying to escape topic of her being lolcow in her own right by posting Lucas’ boring food photos only further proves she is that lolcow.

 

[Wernology]

Wernology trying to escape topic of her being lolcow in her own right by posting Lucas’ boring food photos only further proves she is that lolcow.

Silly me thinking a Lucas thread should be about Lucas and not about a faildox.

Here's Lucas' latest IG videos, there's not really much talking, just heavy snorting, breathing, and smacking on a head of romaine lettuce.

There are more of his older videos queued up for today and tomorrow as well.

Edit: Question on preference.

He has those...something like 28 videos of "isn't that a bit hypocritical?" and they're all only a few seconds long.
I can't decide if I should upload those in order, maybe 15 minutes apart or something or just compile them into a longer video for ease of watching since they're all him just asking about hypocritical women 28+ times in different locations.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Silly me thinking a Lucas thread should be about Lucas and not about a faildox.

Here's Lucas' latest IG videos, there's not really much talking, just heavy snorting, breathing, and smacking on a head of romaine lettuce.

There are more of his older videos queued up for today and tomorrow as well.

Edit: Question on preference.

He has those...something like 28 videos of "isn't that a bit hypocritical?" and they're all only a few seconds long.
I can't decide if I should upload those in order, maybe 15 minutes apart or something or just compile them into a longer video for ease of watching since they're all him just asking about hypocritical women 28+ times in different locations.

I’d prefer you compile them together if it’s not too much trouble for you.

They’re also funnier that way for some reason.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

about a faildox

You literally revealed yourself as the person from that thread though. Did you really think putting a wig on and wearing a hood over your head would be enough for people to not be able to distinguish that your face is clearly the same as that woman? Stop roleplaying nigga, the jig is up. You don't pass.