Knowing lucas, a trip to an all you can eat buffet with a bunch of different choices would result in some kind of horrifying frankenbreakfast - mashed kippers and sardines with chocolate sauce, minced garlic, cloves, sprite and ranch dressing on toast with a couple energy drinks for his first course and it would only go downhill from there
Yeah really though. He puts 'or' in there like it isn't blatantly obvious he'll eat both. and surprise surprise, now he's upgraded himself to three drinks at a time. No beetus thirst going on there at all i'm suremothman96 said:
That's lunch? Pretty heavy for a lunch. And the gravy is the entree, because it has little bits of beef in it? That's stretching the definition of a main course, wouldn't you say?
Knowing lucas he'll put 'stand up comic' or 'youtuber' to try to explain it, assuming he makes any effort at all. and since he has no computer I can see him writing it all out on some lined piece of paper with a pen and have it end up looking like one of his attraction signs, complete with weird arrows pointing at different places on the page as he suddenly remembers something he wants to add or wants to add some comment to something. Any HR drone would throw his resume away immediately recognizing it was written by an incompetent nutcase
And the employer/business googles his name and up comes his predatory insanity.
its the seasoning I think, its decent
The Creep is eating a lot better now at Mallon Place compare to when he was doing his own "cooking".
He'd get thrown out after sticking his face in the chocolate fountain.
Either that, or he'd shove his face into said chocolate fountain, give himself a diabetic seizure and collapse face down in it, drowning himself in chocolate before they were able to throw him out. Its a very lucas death
I still wonder how someone ends up sitting on the toilet being shaved by what is essentially a surrogate mother, like some kind of weird, bearded child, and doesn't stop and take a good, hard look at their life.
So now its 'slop.' a few hours ago he was saying the food was alright. He thinks his previous attempts to manipulate people into sending him food have worked and is trying to give a sob story to get more, like the greedy little pig he is
To be fair, they both need to take a good look at their lives and how they got into that particular situation. That pic doesn't make suzanne come off any less mental than lucas does. Its weird all aroundVoidFace said:
Yea, it does look like shepherd's pie. Mallon does also serve the residents regular meatloaf which Lucas has praised.
Yea, that whole relationship was off. At least the restaurant incident led her to wake up/realize Lucas is total crap and she booted him. I think the Creep said she later married. After Lucas, I hope she now has a good life.
The positive, the Creep is just going to get fatter and fatter. No way is he going to burn off all the food he is eating. It'll add to his misery and he deserves it.
