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Probably still some left from the diabetes box o fail. No doubt he was two-fisting candy and Venoms while writing all this brilliance.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The one good thing is positive reinforcement for Lucas precedes the downward spiral into madness and stupid decisions for him.
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Now you’re just being ridiculous…
Lucas would also murder every “flat bill” and “grey beard” (read: men who aren’t worthless) if he could get away with it lol
I just had a horrible thought. If the fat tub of lard does move to the apartment he'll have access to the kitchen sink. When he needs to piss and the roommate is in the restroom the Creep will point his dick into the kitchen sink splattering the surrounding area too.
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Creep, that's called self-preservation. Even when you were young you were already giving off Creeper vibes and the girls didn't want to be around you.
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Creep, that's called self-preservation. Even when you were young you were already giving off Creeper vibes and the girls didn't want to be around you.
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Lol wow a No Fear shirt, that's how you know he's a bad ass. I didn't even know that brand was around when his old ass was in highschool tbh. I'm sure all the gen Z baes will understand the reference though and feel offended that they aren't....as tough as Lucas? He can't even flex things from his past that anyone besides him would care about. You can't even really say his life already peaked, it's like it never even started.
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Let me get this straight; out of these two sets of people a) a single person telling lucas he’s a bumcel, and b) someone who hides behind a slew of trolls who do all the shit he finds uncomfortable; a) is the coward?
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No shit. I wonder if he had BBC and Big Johnson shirts too. It was douchewear of the highest degree
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Big Dogs clothing would have fit him best. That was the ultimate fat guy attire. "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay off the porch!" I am sure the babes loved that.
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ManfromtheMoon
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You mean his clit-sized dick?
Back to janitors and doctors should be paid the same. A million for all professions.
Creep -- remember you were going to become an embryologist, then you changed it to a PhD in "age gap breeding" -lol. You don't have the brains and flunked out of community college so of course you don't want to be a doctor.
What you do qualify for is to clean literal shit. Wait, we know you piss in the kitchen sink, all over the toilet/floor/walls, likely leave the toilet all crapped up too, trash up the places you live in. You don't clean up after yourself so you wouldn't make it even for a janitorial job.
Creep -- remember you were going to become an embryologist, then you changed it to a PhD in "age gap breeding" -lol. You don't have the brains and flunked out of community college so of course you don't want to be a doctor.
What you do qualify for is to clean literal shit. Wait, we know you piss in the kitchen sink, all over the toilet/floor/walls, likely leave the toilet all crapped up too, trash up the places you live in. You don't clean up after yourself so you wouldn't make it even for a janitorial job.
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Would he need a step ladder so his nub would reach the sink? And would he move the dirty dishes out of the way first?
His little stub made into the kitchen sink at Pioneer Pathway. I don't think he used a step ladder. If he needed the height probably went up on his toes.
What toes? For all we know they are petrified with his feet so rotted.
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It's funny Lucas is the poster child for abortion, and his pro choice reasoning is soley due to he wants neglected girls to rape.
This as any thing Lucas says has no bearing on left/right or any politics it's what Serves Lucas. People can debate the ups downs of socialized programs yada yada but Lucas should go pro life, how many little girls will be left for him to "enjoy" but Lucas is just able to assume, simp for women, get a child to molest. I wish he'd drop the show and go "no abortions means dumpster babies for me to SEX SEX SEX"
His economic plan is beyond confusing and stupid because he wants to come off a way he thinks that will attract zoomie baes. Again, it's not politics it's him trying to get in to pants. At least most simps or suck up predatory male feminists know or feel different and aware they are playing to get laid. Lucas well he's not even that smart.
Again with out side tracking of indepth or well thought. Most anyone can be trained to clean a sink, not so many people have the brain power to say close a cut open lung. Basic supply and demand says valuation changes. Frankly I rather a doctor scrub a bathroom vs a janitor pull a tooth. Not in anyway am I shaming janitors (aside jannies fuck those niggers) but it comes to basic not as many people can do something and when needed it's fucking needed. We all can wipe a seat down before we use a bathroom if it's gross, we can't exactly pull our own apendix out.
Lucas claiming to be human is comical and I'm not as old as that retirement home living faggot but, the cool kids older than me (Lucas age) wore Co Ed Naked not No Fear. So even in his hay day he wasn't cool. Honestly it's another retelling of his past, we know he has had no friends, not just no friends no social life at all, it explains his lack of social skills. He's retarded and no one talked to him because he was stinky and fat. To this day same thing, even Jamie doesn't hang with him. Lucas hasn't put two and two together to think, maybe I should use deodorant and wash my drawers. Future PhD yo.
Really, I know you read here Lucas and you haven't sperged about it, Sempai Basso feels a bit neglected. What did Pervas nut taste like as it was shot down your throat? Come on details faggot, couldn't be as bad as some of the toasterbortions you made.
Speaking of, after seeing what Lucas did to that poor homeless shelter toaster, I'm down with Dr. Death. Someone should have taken it out back and applied a 45 to the poor toaster before Lucas could use it again.
This as any thing Lucas says has no bearing on left/right or any politics it's what Serves Lucas. People can debate the ups downs of socialized programs yada yada but Lucas should go pro life, how many little girls will be left for him to "enjoy" but Lucas is just able to assume, simp for women, get a child to molest. I wish he'd drop the show and go "no abortions means dumpster babies for me to SEX SEX SEX"
His economic plan is beyond confusing and stupid because he wants to come off a way he thinks that will attract zoomie baes. Again, it's not politics it's him trying to get in to pants. At least most simps or suck up predatory male feminists know or feel different and aware they are playing to get laid. Lucas well he's not even that smart.
Again with out side tracking of indepth or well thought. Most anyone can be trained to clean a sink, not so many people have the brain power to say close a cut open lung. Basic supply and demand says valuation changes. Frankly I rather a doctor scrub a bathroom vs a janitor pull a tooth. Not in anyway am I shaming janitors (aside jannies fuck those niggers) but it comes to basic not as many people can do something and when needed it's fucking needed. We all can wipe a seat down before we use a bathroom if it's gross, we can't exactly pull our own apendix out.
Lucas claiming to be human is comical and I'm not as old as that retirement home living faggot but, the cool kids older than me (Lucas age) wore Co Ed Naked not No Fear. So even in his hay day he wasn't cool. Honestly it's another retelling of his past, we know he has had no friends, not just no friends no social life at all, it explains his lack of social skills. He's retarded and no one talked to him because he was stinky and fat. To this day same thing, even Jamie doesn't hang with him. Lucas hasn't put two and two together to think, maybe I should use deodorant and wash my drawers. Future PhD yo.
Really, I know you read here Lucas and you haven't sperged about it, Sempai Basso feels a bit neglected. What did Pervas nut taste like as it was shot down your throat? Come on details faggot, couldn't be as bad as some of the toasterbortions you made.
Speaking of, after seeing what Lucas did to that poor homeless shelter toaster, I'm down with Dr. Death. Someone should have taken it out back and applied a 45 to the poor toaster before Lucas could use it again.
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Blocked, bigot! How dare you call Lucas a schizo. He is plenty good and he is ready to be a dad! 
ManfromtheMoon
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Deep inside, Lucas wants to be dicked down by big black burly men with massive rigs
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Which one of the voices on the wind are harassing him now?
He definitely is some kind of schizotypical of the potentially violent kind.
He definitely is some kind of schizotypical of the potentially violent kind.
I'm a decade older than Lucas and I don't recall "No Fear" being a popular thing until the later 90's so he must be virtue signaling the wrong decade with this popular clothing fad.
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Schizotypal is personality disorder. Does not involve psychotic symptoms. Individuals with Schizotypal are paranoid and have magical thinking but they also avoid relationships and don’t seek or respond to approval or criticism. Lucas seeks one and runs from the other.
Schizoaffective is more aligned to his symptoms as his mania lasts longer than most with bipolar 1. But that’s just clinically interesting not essential diagnosis differentiation.
Fatso got himself some hot sauce:
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