Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I just lose sleep at night knowing that nobody is hooking Lucas up with a girlfriend. Such an injustice, such a tragedy.
 
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卐Gaydolf Shitler卍 said:
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I just lose sleep at night knowing that nobody is hooking Lucas up with a girlfriend. Such an injustice, such a tragedy.
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If I remember right the Creeper in trying to sway the Gen Z girls away from dating Gen Z guys said the Gen Z guys who call women bitches are misogynists. But of course the Creeper is feminist so it's ok for him to call women bitches any time he wants.
 
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mothman96 said:
I just had a horrible thought. If the fat tub of lard does move to the apartment he'll have access to the kitchen sink. When he needs to piss and the roommate is in the restroom the Creep will point his dick into the kitchen sink splattering the surrounding area too.

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Creep, that's called self-preservation. Even when you were young you were already giving off Creeper vibes and the girls didn't want to be around you.

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Jesus, even in high school he was having weird delusions about "you secretly liked me but you avoided me". It's pretty clear the Wern thinks he can read minds. He is always confidently telling us how other people think and feel, especially women. He probably heard that women give off signals if they like you, and his autism and schizophrenia turned that into "if a woman brushes her hair out of her eyes, she wants to fuck," "if a woman stares blankly, she wants to fuck" (he has actually claimed this), etc. Also the famous imaginary "full face blush". All of his imagined signs mean that she wants to fuck, so then when she very clearly doesn't, walks away, calls you creepy etc., that's "mixed signals" and some sort of crazy mind game by these cruel young women. Rather than what it is, flat rejection. Lucas gets to be the victim again, shame women for their behavior, and still feel he's attractive on some level. Really it's fascinating how the schizo delusions feed the narcissist rationalizations.

Calling the girls he went to high school with cowards for not talking to him is also extremely rich, given that the real issue is Lucas' terminal shyness and cowardice in socializing with women (or anyone really). You can see his whole worldview in this one status honestly. It presumes that it was their responsibility to talk to him, that they avoided him not out of aversion but cowardice, and that if they had talked to him about something as mundane as a shirt, you know he thinks that would have inevitably led to the girl dating him.

It's one of his most bizarre delusions because of how hard it begs the question: okay, if these girls secretly like Lucas, what is stopping them? What are the "chicken" high school girls afraid of exactly? Why does the girl on the street who smiles and blushes as Lucas passes also put her head down and hurry away? What is this mysterious force of repulsion? If you're Lucas and you can't accept that the answer is your own stench, maniac eyes, and furniture-like proportions, it must be a constant and infuriating mystery.
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
Jesus, even in high school he was having weird delusions about "you secretly liked me but you avoided me". It's pretty clear the Wern thinks he can read minds. He is always confidently telling us how other people think and feel, especially women. He probably heard that women give off signals if they like you, and his autism and schizophrenia turned that into "if a woman brushes her hair out of her eyes, she wants to fuck," "if a woman stares blankly, she wants to fuck" (he has actually claimed this), etc. Also the famous imaginary "full face blush". All of his imagined signs mean that she wants to fuck, so then when she very clearly doesn't, walks away, calls you creepy etc., that's "mixed signals" and some sort of crazy mind game by these cruel young women. Rather than what it is, flat rejection. Lucas gets to be the victim again, shame women for their behavior, and still feel he's attractive on some level. Really it's fascinating how the schizo delusions feed the narcissist rationalizations.

Calling the girls he went to high school with cowards for not talking to him is also extremely rich, given that the real issue is Lucas' terminal shyness and cowardice in socializing with women (or anyone really). You can see his whole worldview in this one status honestly. It presumes that it was their responsibility to talk to him, that they avoided him not out of aversion but cowardice, and that if they had talked to him about something as mundane as a shirt, you know he thinks that would have inevitably led to the girl dating him.

It's one of his most bizarre delusions because of how hard it begs the question: okay, if these girls secretly like Lucas, what is stopping them? What are the "chicken" high school girls afraid of exactly? Why does the girl on the street who smiles and blushes as Lucas passes also put her head down and hurry away? What is this mysterious force of repulsion? If you're Lucas and you can't accept that the answer is your own stench, maniac eyes, and furniture-like proportions, it must be a constant and infuriating mystery.
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Lol @furniture-like proportions! Oh, that's good!
 
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Cnaiur urs Skiotha said:
it begs the question: okay, if these girls secretly like Lucas, what is stopping them? What are the "chicken" high school girls afraid of exactly? Why does the girl on the street who smiles and blushes as Lucas passes also put her head down and hurry away? What is this mysterious force of repulsion?
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It's those damn flatbills with a car and a credit card hoarding them all!
 
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Is this a real commercial retail game or is it one that Lucas made? I've heard him talk about it multiple times now and the nonsensical name accompanied by how autistic the gameplay looks makes it seem like one he would design.
 
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Is this a real commercial retail game or is it one that Lucas made? I've heard him talk about it multiple times now and the nonsensical name accompanied by how autistic the gameplay looks makes it seem like one he would design.
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I'm almost certain that Lucas either cheats, or that Jamie doesn't understand the rules, or both.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I'm almost certain that Lucas either cheats, or the Jamie doesn't understand the rules, or both.
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Both. I play this game a lot and this is not how your board is supposed to look like.

Also yes, the figurines of Carcassonne are the exact same as his made up Meeple. He’s not winning like he says he is
 
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