As usual, he has access to a shower but prefers to wallow in his own bodily filth.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Is it just me or does it look like he’s pretty tanned on his forehead? So does that mean he is spending a lot of time out and about…?
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I like the desk in the background, it reminds me of his story about how his cleaning of the house slacked off with Suzanne because he had been "busy organizing my desk". Timeless hilarity.
Likely he spends time downtown eye-raping the young baes.
Those fingernails are vomit-inducing.
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I guess the cheese saga is ongoing?
And jesus, his skin looked better when he was living outdoors
And jesus, his skin looked better when he was living outdoors
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Only socially-conditioned ageism and capitalist greed could trick a young lady into NOT wanting those earthly, seasoned and biologically-diverse fingernails shoved into her privates!
Lucas collecting cheese blocks like they are edible pokemon cards.
Also RIP those sped house toilets...
You’re giving Lucas much too much credit. He’s been here before, it won’t last forever. Of course it’s POSSIBLE that this time might be different, but the most likely scenario is that he will spiral again soon.
Hotdogs, and mashed avocado in a tortilla
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Seriously, WHAT is even the point of a vid like this? In Lucas's head, even?
(I notice he kept his gourd head conspicuously out of frame. Fatty getting fatter)
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The music is good, did he compose it?
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Yes it's called "Sped Over Heels"
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did he pic the music on the video or did it get edited, i think people should only post original or state messed with.
if he did pick the music he has nice taste, and cannot be that mad/bad
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I'm pretty sure that's his channel. Good lord, that looks like something I might consider making totally wasted and hopefully not remember doing the next day. Imagine making a video showing it off. Also he must think gen z is obsessed with avocados once again because millennials were and he doesn't know the difference somehow.
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yeah but it's funny, and it works, so why would he change he is strange anyway why not make money and be strange? i don't get what you think should be done?
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Back to the cooking fuck yeah.
In regards to Lucas being housed and the future he will fuck it up some how he fucks everything up. But with the check ups and judgement on single life, it really will come down to the social workers. It's clear already Lucas isn't able to live in a group home with less restrictions. He's dirty as hell, blowing money no sheets but fancy (for a bum) cheese etc . Now social workers often are stretched thin don't care etc. So might be kept or not. To me that's going to be an interesting day assuming he doesn't get booted before.
Also food show offs... How's that job hunt going pukas?
What's amazing to me he has so little care for himself. I can't picture waking up as a street bum and thank God if I did I have friends and family but if I was in his diabetes shoes I'd be treasuring showers clean room. I'd spent more time in a hot shower than a teen. Yes... That was a fap joke. It's just so strange and something I enjoy about Lucas while all humans have different goals morals dreams his are just so far off from any human.
In regards to Lucas being housed and the future he will fuck it up some how he fucks everything up. But with the check ups and judgement on single life, it really will come down to the social workers. It's clear already Lucas isn't able to live in a group home with less restrictions. He's dirty as hell, blowing money no sheets but fancy (for a bum) cheese etc . Now social workers often are stretched thin don't care etc. So might be kept or not. To me that's going to be an interesting day assuming he doesn't get booted before.
Also food show offs... How's that job hunt going pukas?
What's amazing to me he has so little care for himself. I can't picture waking up as a street bum and thank God if I did I have friends and family but if I was in his diabetes shoes I'd be treasuring showers clean room. I'd spent more time in a hot shower than a teen. Yes... That was a fap joke. It's just so strange and something I enjoy about Lucas while all humans have different goals morals dreams his are just so far off from any human.
I think he's slacking on hygiene in an attempt to extend his stay at the new place. They will let him stay if they think he's not yet independent.
I'm pretty sure a place like that provides basic bedding,even if it's just a motley collection. He's just too lazy to make up a bed.
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It’s cause he’s a fat fucking retard, and fat fucking retards are filthy.
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Its weird how much lucas looks like a slightly less bald version of uncle fester in that video. Same build, same expressions, same sunken eyes, same shape and body language
Case in point:
Now tell me that doesn't look like mid 40s lucas waddling back to his fartbox with a big tray of clinkerdagger prime rib