Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gaear Grimsrud]

if you know better now, you can start doing better whenever you want. the only thing that separates people like werner from everyone else is the understanding that one must integrate to a larger whole, and that takes individually driven improvement

My life is astronomically better than Lucas's. Because I know a good thing when I see it and hold onto it. I don't destroy every good thing that comes my way, like Lucas does.

My family doesn't hate me, in fact I'm probably the most well liked person in this entire family. I've never been kicked out of a living situation. People seem to generally like me.

Lucas is a perfect illustration of what being an odious, entitled asshole gets you in life. It gets you dumped in a shitty nursing home because nobody wants you.

 

[Burned CDs]

How come Ethan Ralph gets beat up but Lucas doesn't? Would Lucas fight for money? How much money?

 

[TurdFondler]

How come Ethan Ralph gets beat up but Lucas doesn't? Would Lucas fight for money? How much money?

Lucas got slapped around by street kids. He doesn't have anything worth stealing like designer purses or glasses, is the biggest reason. Second biggest is that he just gets conned out of his shit. He had homeless people "borrow" his phone chargers, trick him out of EBT and he flashed his stimulus wad around and then it just disappeared.

 

[AnOminous]

How come Ethan Ralph gets beat up but Lucas doesn't? Would Lucas fight for money? How much money?

Lucas knows to shut his bitch mouth when men are around.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Wait is Lucas on TikTok now? I fucking hate social media, but I’d download it for that failure lol

He isn't but.... if his weens were to become competent, he'd be on tiktok lickety split. He'd be doing all messed up shit

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas got slapped around by street kids. He doesn't have anything worth stealing like designer purses or glasses, is the biggest reason. Second biggest is that he just gets conned out of his shit. He had homeless people "borrow" his phone chargers, trick him out of EBT and he flashed his stimulus wad around and then it just disappeared.

Lucas is the least street smart hobo around. When he got his Biden bux and he was flashing that money around like an unsigned rap artist, that was among the most exceptional things he has done. I am pretty sure it and his phone were stolen at the Motel 6 shindig.

He acts like he is better than the other hobos and ragmen, but he isn't. The other vagrants didn't think so either. Remember in his manic days how he would take the bus out somewhere to film his ragman rants? I think his screaming probably pissed off the other hobos in Downtown Spokane. He had to go to safer grounds.

I think even Lucas knew he would not fare well in LA when he got catfished out there. Some cholos would have ended up rolling him. He probably would have been dead in a couple of weeks.

But he is no longer homeless! He now is doing plenty good in the Mallon Place step-up housing! He has his own food stamps and is back to being an accomplished chef.

 

[pr3nt177]

and he was flashing that money around like an unsigned rap artist,

That made me chuckle.

 

[Jeep1971]

Lucas is the least street smart hobo around. When he got his Biden bux and he was flashing that money around like an unsigned rap artist, that was among the most exceptional things he has done. I am pretty sure it and his phone were stolen at the Motel 6 shindig.

He acts like he is better than the other hobos and ragmen, but he isn't. The other vagrants didn't think so either. Remember in his manic days how he would take the bus out somewhere to film his ragman rants? I think his screaming probably pissed off the other hobos in Downtown Spokane. He had to go to safer grounds.

I think even Lucas knew he would not fare well in LA when he got catfished out there. Some cholos would have ended up rolling him. He probably would have been dead in a couple of weeks.

But he is no longer homeless! He now is doing plenty good in the Mallon Place step-up housing! He has his own food stamps and is back to being an accomplished chef.

Oh he was rightfully scared out of his canned ham gourd in LA. He would have been carved up in a week.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

You know, if Lucas could keep this up for another year. He'd successfully kill off this thread

 

[Stinkyboy]

You know, if Lucas could keep this up for another year. He'd successfully kill off this thread

Doubtful.
He’ll always be the pervert who creeped on what he thought was a 16 year old.
Tried to convince people to send CP because same.
He only changed his public love quest to 18+ after numerous people told him pedophilia is illegal.
The last “action “ he got was from a passed out junkie.
He’s said his nieces are “hot”.

Any one of these would get him a thread

 

[VoidFace]

Doubtful.
He’ll always be the pervert who creeped on what he thought was a 16 year old.
Tried to convince people to send CP because same.
He only changed his public love quest to 18+ after numerous people told him pedophilia is illegal.
The last “action “ he got was from a passed out junkie.
He’s said his nieces are “hot”.

Any one of these would get him a thread

Don’t forget trying to blackmail his neighbors into giving him a woman to rape. Or screaming under a bridge about Stalin.

Honestly, almost everything Lucas does is pure lolcow goodness.

 

[neutral grandpa]

You know, if Lucas could keep this up for another year. He'd successfully kill off this thread

It is sort of impressive how he stopped posting his insane rant videos. I thought he was incapable of holding himself back before he deleted his youtube channel. Not that Lucas has changed at all of course, hes just not as brutally honest about his insanity as he used to be.

 

[VoidFace]

It is sort of impressive how he stopped posting his insane rant videos. I thought he was incapable of holding himself back before he deleted his youtube channel. Not that Lucas has changed at all of course, hes just not as brutally honest about his insanity as he used to be.

To be fair, though, we’re just assuming Lucas is making a conscious effort not to post. It’s possible he was told not to, or simply can’t as much as he’d like for some reason.

Even medicated Lucas posted constantly, without supervision.

 

[neutral grandpa]

To be fair, though, we’re just assuming Lucas is making a conscious effort not to post. It’s possible he was told not to, or simply can’t as much as he’d like for some reason.

Even medicated Lucas posted constantly, without supervision.

But Im saying before this instance Lucas seemed too stupid or crazy to not post video rants regardless of the consequences legally or otherwise. So even if he is holding himself back for that reason its still (for Lucas) somewhat impressive. Because until now Ive had so low an opinion on him and everything hes ever done I couldnt even give him the faintest praise for anything.

 

[Jeep1971]

But Im saying before this instance Lucas seemed too stupid or crazy to not post video rants regardless of the consequences legally or otherwise. So even if he is holding himself back for that reason its still (for Lucas) somewhat impressive. Because until now Ive had so low an opinion on him and everything hes ever done I couldnt even give him the faintest praise for anything.

Yeah I'm wondering if part of his "move up" included a wrangler. Someone who is in his ear about jobs, and not posting stuff online.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Yeah I'm wondering if part of his "move up" included a wrangler. Someone who is in his ear about jobs, and not posting stuff online.

Do we think his deleting all his videos was HIS idea? I personally was quite surprised by that. I mean, he's NEVER seen them as a negative, and then all of a sudden, *POOF!*

 

[Poop Shoot]

Super glad wernology had backups!

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Super glad wernology had backups!

yeah, that's why it's important not to fail dox the only person in this thread that keeps tract of the wern

 

[BowlOfDick]

To be fair, though, we’re just assuming Lucas is making a conscious effort not to post. It’s possible he was told not to, or simply can’t as much as he’d like for some reason.

Even medicated Lucas posted constantly, without supervision.

I haven’t posted in 9-ish months here as Luke simply hasn’t produced sufficient milk to warrant my attention.

However you know, I know, we all know that Lucas is simply in a settled phase of his lolcow cycle.

Soon he will slip up. There is no doubt in my mind. He’ll forget to take his meds and go through a manic phase and fuck it all up. Very briefly in some of his posts, you can see the mask slip and you’re reminded that his lunacy is merely being contained like a dam about to burst.

He may seem comparatively stable, however in terms of his mental state, he is how he was in 2016; a mouthy, boring atheist commie. Remember what came out of the blue from that? That’s right, the Starbucks incident.

The milk will flow once more, fellow Kiwis.

 

[Broadside]

I haven’t posted in 9-ish months here as Luke simply hasn’t produced sufficient milk to warrant my attention.

However you know, I know, we all know that Lucas is simply in a settled phase of his lolcow cycle.

Soon he will slip up. There is no doubt in my mind. He’ll forget to take his meds and go through a manic phase and fuck it all up. Very briefly in some of his posts, you can see the mask slip and you’re reminded that his lunacy is merely being contained like a dam about to burst.

He may seem comparatively stable, however in terms of his mental state, he is how he was in 2016; a mouthy, boring atheist commie. Remember what came out of the blue from that? That’s right, the Starbucks incident.

The milk will flow once more, fellow Kiwis.

Idk man, Lucas seems very reserved/resigned now. Remember when he was asked about telomeres and he basically said that it didn't matter because he probably was never gonna get a girlfriend anyway? Maybe reality is starting to sink in to his MRSA-clogged pores.

As you said, best bet for some hilarious content is Lucas deciding he doesn't need his meds anymore. I can't see that happening, I think he knows we wait for this shit. It suits Lucas perfectly for his saga to end in ignominy and a bland spiral down into a diabetes-induced death in his bed.