Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Bassomatic said:
Oh man this is good, Lucas lie doesn't make sense at all, as mentioned before, no one has time to interview people for jobs that don't exist, or are filled. I do lean as mentioned before, that they just wanted to be nice to the sperg and knew from his resume (aka blank paper) he didn't know this was a polite let down.

Honestly, Lucas isn't fit to work, gun to his head maybe he could be taught to clean or something but the man doesn't bathe when he has options to, he's a spaz and a creep. He's lazy and in incredibly poor health. There's nothing he can do.

I do also agree he's maybe going to push chairs back in after Mallon's dinner time, or something along those lines, he is too weak and lazy to stock shelves, it would be needed at night/after closing because he's gross and dirty, and can't be around the public. He can't clean, so rule a night janitor out, really he's just broken.

Lucas comment about vag.. oh man, he's only had one, and .. lol Lucas 12+ year dry spell is still picky about what he's getting. First off all as a gross job having AKA earth hating man, that's really gross to say and I'm pretty fucking crude and have enough notches on my bed post the damn thing is shaky. But outside of "for the lulz" on KF I would NEVER think to reduce woman to just a body part. That's pretty fucking bigoted and not in the lulz way.

Also, it really reduces a woman to a single body part and that's something even funnier, as Lucas who wants a wife just looks at a girl as a single hole. (oh wait, 2 holes because he talks about fisting women in the ass)

I know we just got the "shut up" post and nothing more but, as I joked about I really think it's true, Lucas first learned about his mom's moving and soon brain rot here. If Lucas wasn't the shit bag he is I'd feel pity for him, he learned his mom is going to die a drooling retard, from a website that points and laughs. I know he wants to be closer to Myrna (maybe in a Chris Chan way) at very least to take money from her and have more junk food cash but I think he does honestly want to be in touch with her. Even thought it would be one sided and toxic.

I don't want to blame anyone here or anything but fuck man I really think Lucas is about to spiral ASAP from the no job, possible no meds and knowing Momma Werns about to abandon him and bite the big one. Step back for a second, think a random dude(ette) who hates you goes hey bro and texts you a picture of your dad in a flipped 150 and his brains leaking out. That's the WORST you could hear about a family passing.

The Wern found Mrynas dying from us, the flat bill credit card republicans with 5 girl friends. That's some dark shit.
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ehhh, i doubt he gives a fuck lol, to lucas it's just safety net gone. wern needs to play it safe unless he wants the LA saga 2.0
 
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You think the cops are just going to say 'sorry we can't do anything cause we can't prove he said it' if you call the cops and report your psycho neighbor for threatening to hack you up with an axe?
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speaking as prior active law enforcement and current reserve officer, yes that is exactly how it works. a he-said she-said situation that can't be corroborated will warrant a stern talking to both people to stay away from each other and a patrol to check in every now and then as well as document the alleged incident. police do not have the legal authority to arbitrarily detain someone without evidence unless we can directly establish probable cause that a crime has occurred. the absolute most we can do is recommend someone for a hold (which is typically a few days but varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction based on local laws) for evaluation or observation - especially if it's a domestic dispute, someone is obviously in an altered state from drugs or alcohol or whatever, or there is a preponderance of evidence that can establish a likelihood of retribution or something for the report.

generally, the recommendation to the reportee is to ensure their safety and the safety of their house mates (family, et c), and to give no reason for the "psycho neighbor" to do anything. typically i will also remind them of the current law regarding recording others as well and recommend documenting further incidents and filing reports to establish cause for a restraining order - which is issued by a judge and is what gives police the authority to intercede on future situations.

while i sympathize with people in a scary situation, the procedures and laws outlined above are to ensure fairness for each person involved because it can just as easily be you as the reported "psycho neighbor" to some busy body that hates you and makes stuff up out of whole cloth.
 
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ManfromtheMoon said:
ehhh, i doubt he gives a fuck lol, to lucas it's just safety net gone. wern needs to play it safe unless he wants the LA saga 2.0
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I tend to agree. I think Lucas would be most angry that we knew first or that he was not even told. I think his narcissism doesn’t allow him to experience loss except through his own self-interest. So “mom has dementia” doesn’t mean anything more to him than the impact of it being a long, drawn out disorder that is genetic and will likely drain her money, pass on to him, and reduce his fecund sperm argument.
 
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yall think this is BS?
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still can't get over how he thinks this pic is plenty good, holy shit
 
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ManfromtheMoon said:
yall think this is BS?
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still can't get over how he thinks this pic is plenty good, holy shit
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It's so funny to me that Lucas always knows the exact distance he's walked... so he can brag about how much exercise he's done.

Like the world cares how far Fatty can waddle. Didn't OPL do much the same thing? What is this cow tendency for wanting to be rewarded for basic human tasks?

Let's not kid ourselves: everything that he writes is some form of bait to try to get an underage girl. This post is letting the world know he has access to a pool, as if he has his own olympic-size in the backyard of Mallon, and that he's still somewhat ambulatory; he's not yet quite at the point of needing to be rolled down hills in a wheelbarrow.

Well done Dr. Niggae Luke!
 
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37yearolddickrightnow said:
He must have come to the realization that there now will be no trips to Myrna and Larry's condo in Arizona, for a leisurely dip in their pool with a choice fecund zoomer on his arm
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Or will he turn it to something like -"hook me up with a hot Gen Z bae and after a year of her being my girlfriend I'll pay for the passports, fly us all to stay at my mother's house in Los Barriles Mexico. She has dementia so it be easy to get her to pay for our fine dining and drinks and we'll spend our days there having fun at the beach".
 
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Like every other cow, he is incapable of judging any form of measurement. Doesn't matter if it's weight or distance. You could point at something 50 yards away, ask him for a guess at distance and it would be no where close to the actual distance. Much like opl, they pick a number they think will impress people. Like his claim of carrying 150 pounds of groceries to his fart box.
 
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Lucas for sure peed in the pool. He's that kinda guy, also while he's never mentioned any pee fetish he probably sexualized the idea of his pee touching a little girl, that's one step away from cum he'd figure.

I can't picture how gross and weird he'd come off being at a public pool aside the eye rape he'd hand out, he's dirty, super fat and moves weird. I think we all know what it feels like when your around a mentally ill hobo just how they move or mumble you know it's not all right and possible you're in danger. Now double down he's eying little girls and you're in a pool where despite being the best swimmer you're a lot more vulnerable than on land. It must have ruined a lot of people's vibe on a nice pool trip.

This job thing was a riot how fast it fell flat. I bet we won't hear of it again, unless he uses it as a beg reason. I know we will never hear the truth or it even being admitted, while Lucas deserves no pity, can you picture the hit he's taking seeing Momma Wern is gonna die and abandoning him blowing his future riches ? I think Lucas often lies to a point he forgets it's a lie and honestly I would not rule out he thinks the elk kingdom is his. Sadly many people assume they are going to get a lot more and don't invest in themselves. But Lucas really was angling this way he felt the idea he's getting Myrna's money and King Roy's loot so why work, soon I'll be rich.

Honestly, Mexico or not, Myrna will need care and it's NOT cheap I've seen "rich" like really rich (talking multi millions) go broke due to long term dementia care (lets not side track on healthcare costs ) We don't fully know her wealth but I think the Mexico move really pushes it she's middle class, no one rich is going there esp she's following thru with her illness. sure just like any place in the world money gets you what you want/need. If I was rich in her shoes I sure as fuck am not going out of the US with that health issue. Even if Mexico is my favorite place ever.

Very ironic, not do to Mryna's issue I have someone close to me needing home care and they have mexican help, these women are FUCKING SAINTS but not cheap still worth every penny and then some. I just kinda find it amusing that the forgive the racist sounding term "good" mexicans come here to work. So yeah even if Mryna doesn't go to some shit place and does OOP care, the good workers are up here because the cash.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Lucas for sure peed in the pool. He's that kinda guy, also while he's never mentioned any pee fetish he probably sexualized the idea of his pee touching a little girl, that's one step away from cum he'd figure.

I can't picture how gross and weird he'd come off being at a public pool aside the eye rape he'd hand out, he's dirty, super fat and moves weird. I think we all know what it feels like when your around a mentally ill hobo just how they move or mumble you know it's not all right and possible you're in danger. Now double down he's eying little girls and you're in a pool where despite being the best swimmer you're a lot more vulnerable than on land. It must have ruined a lot of people's vibe on a nice pool trip.

This job thing was a riot how fast it fell flat. I bet we won't hear of it again, unless he uses it as a beg reason. I know we will never hear the truth or it even being admitted, while Lucas deserves no pity, can you picture the hit he's taking seeing Momma Wern is gonna die and abandoning him blowing his future riches ? I think Lucas often lies to a point he forgets it's a lie and honestly I would not rule out he thinks the elk kingdom is his. Sadly many people assume they are going to get a lot more and don't invest in themselves. But Lucas really was angling this way he felt the idea he's getting Myrna's money and King Roy's loot so why work, soon I'll be rich.

Honestly, Mexico or not, Myrna will need care and it's NOT cheap I've seen "rich" like really rich (talking multi millions) go broke due to long term dementia care (lets not side track on healthcare costs ) We don't fully know her wealth but I think the Mexico move really pushes it she's middle class, no one rich is going there esp she's following thru with her illness. sure just like any place in the world money gets you what you want/need. If I was rich in her shoes I sure as fuck am not going out of the US with that health issue. Even if Mexico is my favorite place ever.

Very ironic, not do to Mryna's issue I have someone close to me needing home care and they have mexican help, these women are FUCKING SAINTS but not cheap still worth every penny and then some. I just kinda find it amusing that the forgive the racist sounding term "good" mexicans come here to work. So yeah even if Mryna doesn't go to some shit place and does OOP care, the good workers are up here because the cash.
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I've always wondered if both sets of parents told him and his brothers if they were or weren't going to inherit shit. My parents always said they didn't have to leave us anything, to not expect anything. That it's their money and property, not ours. Most likely they said similar stuff to my parents, but the freak only hears what he wants to hear, and if there's nothing said, he'll tell himself what he wants to hear.
 
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Twrx said:
I've always wondered if both sets of parents told him and his brothers if they were or weren't going to inherit shit. My parents always said they didn't have to leave us anything, to not expect anything. That it's their money and property, not ours. Most likely they said similar stuff to my parents, but the freak only hears what he wants to hear, and if there's nothing said, he'll tell himself what he wants to hear.
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I think you're assuming more contact to the Wern that he gets.

Honestly, why I lean to the idea Lucas sells him self on these ideas, what would make Lucas get it all? Let's just assume King Roy plans to pass the Elk Kingdom down, why would he snub his other kids and give Lucas all of it?

My guess is both him trying to pick up points and sway women, and his NPD that only Lucas is worthy of gifts.
 
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