Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He likes to go to The Wave for his sushi.
This is their sushi menu; from his pictures he takes it seems like he often goes for the more specialty rolls, which 4 of could easily come out to $50.
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Dia de Muertos said:
Haha how tf is Lucas going to be a sugar daddy when he's a homeless person on tugboat money and food stamps? Does he not understand what a sugar daddy is? His rants are becoming more schizo babble nonsense by the minute too. He makes no God damn sense at all. The shirtless picture cracked me up. I bet he sees himself as a major stud muffin the same way that russhole does
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He just has no concept of money cuz he's never worked for it. He legitimately thinks his $1000 or so in savings is a big deal and will impress people.
 
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I do hope that the neighbour deleted the Snapchat selfies Lucas took on his phone - though I'd usually be all for archiving pitcures in this case I'm making an exception as it sounds truly horrifying. My heart goes out to his dear neighbour and the poor folks at Phoenix house who had to see that shit.

Sure, most people are into erotic images and sexually explicit content, but not even the least judgemental of people would be able stomach those pictures.

In the small chance someone gets a hold of these photos and decides do post them here, please do us all a favour and spoiler that stuff.
 
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Lucas has been radio silent so far today. In the past when he has been quiet you can see that he is still checking/looking at Facebook because even though he doesn't use Messenger, it will show him as "active". Not a single sign that he has touched Facebook since his last status 11 hours ago. I wonder if the "fight" he got in to about using his neighbor's phone to send dick pics has caused him some trouble.
 
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I'm not sure who is more cringe worthy, that try hard kid throwing shade at Lucas pretending to be Pewdie Pie or Lucas himself.

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Lucas has been radio silent so far today. In the past when he has been quiet you can see that he is still checking/looking at Facebook because even though he doesn't use Messenger, it will show him as "active". Not a single sign that he has touched Facebook since his last status 11 hours ago. I wonder if the "fight" he got in to about using his neighbor's phone to send dick pics has caused him some trouble.
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Has anyone tried calling the jail yet - random text/meme comes to mind.

Either Lucas is being smart and laying low, or he's in hot water. As sad as it sounds if he got the boot, the first thing he'd do is go on line and chimp about it to get some victim ass pats. Then remember none of his fans will let them crash on their couches and or lift a finger to help him.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I'm not sure who is more cringe worthy, that try hard kid throwing shade at Lucas pretending to be Pewdie Pie or Lucas himself.


Has anyone tried calling the jail yet - random text/meme comes to mind.

Either Lucas is being smart and laying low, or he's in hot water. As sad as it sounds if he got the boot, the first thing he'd do is go on line and chimp about it to get some victim ass pats. Then remember none of his fans will let them crash on their couches and or lift a finger to help him.
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I'm reminded of a time when he was having his Kindle "checked" to make sure he wasn't using it to try to solicit minors or do any shady shit. Now that his handlers have been made aware that he has been using someone else's device to use apps such as Tinder (which iirc he was not allowed to use at all), I wonder if he has lost the privilege of being allowed to access the Internet at all.
 
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I'm reminded of a time when he was having his Kindle "checked" to make sure he wasn't using it to try to solicit minors or do any shady shit. Now that his handlers have been made aware that he has been using someone else's device to use apps such as Tinder (which iirc he was not allowed to use at all), I wonder if he has lost the privilege of being allowed to access the Internet at all.
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That's quite possible, Lucas may have to skip red robin to get a trac phone (as he said under his refined tastes mind you) so he can creep on chicks on the d/l.

Spokane people, if indeed the Wern is netless keep an eye out, with this last batch of crazy he's probably gonna go back to walking around staring at girls. Could see some Lucas in the wild.
 
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Spokane people, if indeed the Wern is netless keep an eye out, with this last batch of crazy he's probably gonna go back to walking around staring at girls. Could see some Lucas in the wild.
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I work downtown, right in his prime creeping real estate and am certainly going to keep an eye out for him. He seems to frequent the Rite-Aid for their wraps.
 
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He's not on the Spokane Inmate Roster (as of 1:30 anyway). I wondered if the "16-year-old" might actually have been younger because his defensive "older fathers" manic rant didn't include his usual "16 is the age of consent" defense, and he said "phone sex isn't like real sex because you never know if they really are who they say they are." Made me wonder if he was trying to cover his tracks and claim he really didn't believe she was underage, then told everyone else she was 16 "almost 17" so he wouldn't look bad. Does anyone know if she was catfishing him or did he really find someone young to phone sex him up?

If they booted him he'll eventually be back at his old masturbating ground at the library, or because the weather is miserable he might be hitting the shelters looking for a spot tonight. Or he could actually be out looking for a phone like he said he was going to do.
 
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Well Lucas isn't in jail or the nut house. I wonder how he has net and if he has a home anymore. Update us Lukie boy, you read here.
 
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