Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Trainwreck said:
Lucas is going to have a really hard time finding somewhere to rent in Spokane. The rents here have gone up immensely over the past few years and there isn't a lot to choose from, unless you have the ability to pay $1K or more per month. Most of the Section 8 housing is filled and I certainly don't see him having the ability to get a roommate since he can't seem to get along with anyone.
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The credit and background check will most likely make all of that irrelevant anyway.
 
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Like telomeres?
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Aristophanes said:
A rare moment of self-awareness? He's so in denial about his telomeres nonsense being pseudoscience.
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The only part of that he gets right is that longer telomeres have been found in the sperm cells of older males. That was discovered in 1992, but he cherry-picks and exaggerates everything else. Telomere camp doesn't get anywhere because they are battling findings that have already been explained. Longer lifespan? Strip age from it and you find the most-supported causal factor is emotional and financial stability of the parent. Older fathers are more likely on average to be more emotionally and financially stable. Decades of research and statistics support it, but Lucas doesn't fit that category so he ignores it. Longer telomeres as an advantage? Longer telomeres are passed on to at least one generation, and older fathers DO produce higher rates of several disorders (Lucas ignores this or claims people are lying when they offer examples), but longer telomeres both in older fathers and their children are associated with lower fertility. One theory suggests longer telomeres are nature's way of weeding out the children of older fathers so they don't increase genetic abnormalities. Still producing at 50 with your increased risk of unhealthy offspring? No sweat, nature will make your child less fertile, therefore less likely to reproduce. Long telomeres as a survival advantage make no sense, otherwise they would be common in the more viable reproductive years. Evolution doesn't care about you once you're out of the prime reproductive years, it cares about horn-dogging you as much as possible while you're young ... well ... young and ADULT. Another aspect Lucas misses. Under 18 have greater birth complications. The most effective and healthy reproductive ages for women are 24 to 31, kind of outside the target range of 11 to 17 Lucas is looking for.
 
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I'll give him credit in this regard. The one area of self-maintenance he is good at is feeding himself.

Around the time of the Starbucks ban last year I was in a class with a girl who worked at that Starbucks. She had a different take on his claim the barista "found him funny." I guess Lucas had a tendency to openly fart in line waiting to place his order, and the baristas had trouble not laughing when it was his turn to order. Supposedly some of the downtown restaurant bans aren't so much that he was creepy, but that he would blow clouds while he was eating and it disturbed the staff and other customers. After listening to the belching and farting in his videos I don't find this surprising.
 
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Caracticus said:
I'll give him credit in this regard. The one area of self-maintenance he is good at is feeding himself.

Around the time of the Starbucks ban last year I was in a class with a girl who worked at that Starbucks. She had a different take on his claim the barista "found him funny." I guess Lucas had a tendency to openly fart in line waiting to place his order, and the baristas had trouble not laughing when it was his turn to order. Supposedly some of the downtown restaurant bans aren't so much that he was creepy, but that he would blow clouds while he was eating and it disturbed the staff and other customers. After listening to the belching and farting in his videos I don't find this surprising.
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Do you, or anyone else, actually know what was in that card he gave to the barista? I don't ever remember seeing it anywhere. I've seen that note he left the bartender a long time ago, but I've always been curious about the barista card.
 
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IrishAsylum said:
Do you, or anyone else, actually know what was in that card he gave to the barista? I don't ever remember seeing it anywhere. I've seen that note he left the bartender a long time ago, but I've always been curious about the barista card.
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If he gave her a card it hasn't surfaced yet, and most likely won't at this point.
 
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You can't tell what that chicken or bread is, always a good sign. Covered in cheese and pre made pre crumbled bacon bits. Yea, people on SNAP struggle. Aside the slop all around, you can see that plate is filthy again.

Lucas posts publicly, that's not stalking.
 
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Under 18 have greater birth complications. The most effective and healthy reproductive ages for women are 24 to 31, kind of outside the target range of 11 to 17 Lucas is looking for.
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You're right. In places that permit child marriage, fistula (tearing of the bladder) as a result of birth is common among new mothers. The sad part is that these girls are shunned for not being able to keep in their pee.

I remember someone saying that it doesn't matter how old you are, you'll see a young, beautiful woman the same way anyone else will see the same woman. Lucas is no exception. The only problem is, unlike most people, he acts upon his impulses like a horny kid. Unfortunately, he isn't a horny kid, but a horny pedofork, so his actions have more consequences.
 
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It's funny, there was one uncited, un proved passing claim about Lucas having a single homosexual experiment and a week long tirade about how he's not gay.

That's totally what a guy who didn't suck a dick would do. Is Lucas seriously worried we would mock him for homosexuality? If anything it's one reason less reason to mock Lucas the one thing were people get legit angry and insult him is his teen girl fetish. We all rather see him suck adult men off. I don't care jack your dick to George Cloony, more power to him.

I mean even if he was homosexual, he's still a jobless MRSA ridden goomba.
 
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Holy crap! Watching those in order in one sitting feels like a slow descent into madness. I noticed his age range is creeping down again. Used to be 18 to 26, then 18 to 25, now he's saying 18 to 24, but listing all the groups that can legally marry and then asking "why can't we?" Is kind of giving away his true target. Sorry Lucas, but nowhere is it illegal for you to marry someone 18 or older.

"Science my friends, is sexy AF." I almost laughed and puked at the same time. But I did say "OH MY GOD!" out loud. His response to Tosh O just handed Tosh O an entire program of material. Being able to hide in his Facebook account and get egged on by his "fans" is destroying whatever is left of him.

Still waiting for the ultimate answer from Lucas though. There are over 30 million males in the U.S. between 35 and 50. Of those 30 million, why would any woman choose YOU over any of the others?
 
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