Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Twrx]

https://youtu.be/Hp3oHbyEWhY

So I was listening to this old video where Klick had paid to get access to Lucas's patreon only videos, and I heard something that I'd never noticed before: right around 18 minutes, Lucas starts telling the long, winding, digressive story of a woman who had sent him a message thanking him for his pedo candy drops that he left around Spokane, and Lucas was immediately interested even though he acts like he wasn't, because he sent her a friend request, which she declined, because she had a boyfriend, and the boyfriend proceeded to contact Lucas and tell Lucas to leave his girlfriend alone, at which point Lucas decided that they "look like meth users", (we're all familiar with Lucas's uncanny, telepathic ability to know people's exact age, religion, political affiliation, and drug use frequency, simply by glancing at them once in public) and contacted the Spokane police with the girls personal information, ostensibly because he said she had a kid (which Lucas only new because he had stalked her social media pages when he "wasn't interested") and Lucas was "concerned". Do you know why he thought they were meth users? Because they're homeless, and their faces aren't fat. Oh yeah, and they have tattoos on their wrists. Lucas wasn't sure about that last one, because apparently the boy also listened to Marilyn Manson, which made Lucas think he might not be christian, and might be a satanist, because of course all devout satanists listen to corporate rock like Marilyn Manson. But, you might be asking, Lucas himself is homeless, right? Does he use meth? These questions remain unanswered by the video.

If there's a single person here who doesn't think that the reason he contacted the police was to punish the girl for not being interested in him, I suggest that you go back to page one of the thread and start reading again.

So this indicates that, in addition to criticizing supposed heroin dealers and trying to blackmail them, Lucas has contacted the police to try to punish girls who wouldn't date him before, in fact, I also remember him mentioning that he had contacted the police about girls who hung out at the bus stop that he saw as hookers... After they turned him down, of course.

This is one of his worst habits, and for Lucas that's saying a lot. He tries to use the police to punish people for not being sexually interested in him. So right here there's three cases of him doing this that I know of, I wonder if there's more.

This despite the fact that he has crowed multiple times about how he's not a narc... To try to seem cool with the kids.

Edit: oh yeah, I forgot to mention: the girl was under 18

Now imagine if he didn't have a dv conviction, and could get his hands on a weapon.

 

[WonderWino]

https://youtu.be/Hp3oHbyEWhY

So I was listening to this old video where Klick had paid to get access to Lucas's patreon only videos, and I heard something that I'd never noticed before: right around 18 minutes, Lucas starts telling the long, winding, digressive story of a woman who had sent him a message thanking him for his pedo candy drops that he left around Spokane, and Lucas was immediately interested even though he acts like he wasn't, because he sent her a friend request, which she declined, because she had a boyfriend, and the boyfriend proceeded to contact Lucas and tell Lucas to leave his girlfriend alone, at which point Lucas decided that they "look like meth users", (we're all familiar with Lucas's uncanny, telepathic ability to know people's exact age, religion, political affiliation, and drug use frequency, simply by glancing at them once in public) and contacted the Spokane police with the girls personal information, ostensibly because he said she had a kid (which Lucas only new because he had stalked her social media pages when he "wasn't interested") and Lucas was "concerned". Do you know why he thought they were meth users? Because they're homeless, and their faces aren't fat. Oh yeah, and they have tattoos on their wrists. Lucas wasn't sure about that last one, because apparently the boy also listened to Marilyn Manson, which made Lucas think he might not be christian, and might be a satanist, because of course all devout satanists listen to corporate rock like Marilyn Manson. But, you might be asking, Lucas himself is homeless, right? Does he use meth? These questions remain unanswered by the video.

If there's a single person here who doesn't think that the reason he contacted the police was to punish the girl for not being interested in him, I suggest that you go back to page one of the thread and start reading again.

So this indicates that, in addition to criticizing supposed heroin dealers and trying to blackmail them, Lucas has contacted the police to try to punish girls who wouldn't date him before, in fact, I also remember him mentioning that he had contacted the police about girls who hung out at the bus stop that he saw as hookers... After they turned him down, of course.

This is one of his worst habits, and for Lucas that's saying a lot. He tries to use the police to punish people for not being sexually interested in him. So right here there's three cases of him doing this that I know of, I wonder if there's more.

This despite the fact that he has crowed multiple times about how he's not a narc... To try to seem cool with the kids.

Edit: oh yeah, I forgot to mention: the girl was under 18

He clearly did more than just friend request her if it got to the point of the bf contacting him and telling him to fuck off and leave her alone

Doesn't say much to her intelligence that she not only took some candy from his pedo baiting traps but actually went so far as to contact him about it. Literally doing exactly what an admitted pedo and internationally known predator wanted her to do. That said he can't claim he didn't successfully bait at least one underage girl with literal free candy pedo traps

Somehow I doubt he actually called the cops on her. As stupid as he is even lucas has to know he'd have an interesting time explaining to the cops how he baited pedo traps for underage girls with candy, hooked one who contacted him, leading to him getting creepy with her to the point the bf had to get involved. Thats the kind of thing that could get him investigated as the town predator. Cops don't usually look too favorably on middle aged men leaving 'free candy' around teen hangouts, especially ones with his history and mental problems

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He clearly did more than just friend request her if it got to the point of the bf contacting him and telling him to fuck off and leave her alone

Doesn't say much to her intelligence that she not only took some candy from his pedo baiting traps but actually went so far as to contact him about it. Literally doing exactly what an admitted pedo and internationally known predator wanted her to do. That said he can't claim he didn't successfully bait at least one underage girl with literal free candy pedo traps

Somehow I doubt he actually called the cops on her. As stupid as he is even lucas has to know he'd have an interesting time explaining to the cops how he baited pedo traps for underage girls with candy, hooked one who contacted him, leading to him getting creepy with her to the point the bf had to get involved. Thats the kind of thing that could get him investigated as the town predator. Cops don't usually look too favorably on middle aged men leaving 'free candy' around teen hangouts, especially ones with his history and mental problems

I beg to differ on not calling the cops. I think doing so is exactly his style: passive, behind-the-scenes, tattletale. Lucas to a "T".

As to his awareness that he's exposing himself to investigation by the cops? Never stopped him before, for example reporting his "baseball bat beating".

 

[Twrx]

He clearly did more than just friend request her if it got to the point of the bf contacting him and telling him to fuck off and leave her alone

Doesn't say much to her intelligence that she not only took some candy from his pedo baiting traps but actually went so far as to contact him about it. Literally doing exactly what an admitted pedo and internationally known predator wanted her to do. That said he can't claim he didn't successfully bait at least one underage girl with literal free candy pedo traps

Somehow I doubt he actually called the cops on her. As stupid as he is even lucas has to know he'd have an interesting time explaining to the cops how he baited pedo traps for underage girls with candy, hooked one who contacted him, leading to him getting creepy with her to the point the bf had to get involved. Thats the kind of thing that could get him investigated as the town predator. Cops don't usually look too favorably on middle aged men leaving 'free candy' around teen hangouts, especially ones with his history and mental problems

I beg to differ on not calling the cops. I think doing so is exactly his style: passive, behind-the-scenes, tattletale. Lucas to a "T".

As to his awareness that he's exposing himself to investigation by the cops? Never stopped him before, for example reporting his "baseball bat beating".

He's exactly like adf. Both are quick to parrot acab, and how police need to be done away with, but the instant someone upsets them, they've got a lot of cop friends and will call them.

https://youtu.be/NBIbFqwe0XM

 

[Jeep1971]

He clearly did more than just friend request her if it got to the point of the bf contacting him and telling him to fuck off and leave her alone

Doesn't say much to her intelligence that she not only took some candy from his pedo baiting traps but actually went so far as to contact him about it. Literally doing exactly what an admitted pedo and internationally known predator wanted her to do. That said he can't claim he didn't successfully bait at least one underage girl with literal free candy pedo traps

Somehow I doubt he actually called the cops on her. As stupid as he is even lucas has to know he'd have an interesting time explaining to the cops how he baited pedo traps for underage girls with candy, hooked one who contacted him, leading to him getting creepy with her to the point the bf had to get involved. Thats the kind of thing that could get him investigated as the town predator. Cops don't usually look too favorably on middle aged men leaving 'free candy' around teen hangouts, especially ones with his history and mental problems

Wow she was under 18 and already had a kid on the streets too? That's rough. I imagine she was just being kind to thank him and he saw that as her lusting for him. Creepy behavior is inevitable when he interacts with young baes.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I see he's already back to cursing at the Republican taxpayers who just saved his kidneys and quite likely his life itself.

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

I didn't expect Lucas to fuck up his health in an assisted facility, the streets were kinder to the wern

 

[WonderWino]

I didn't expect Lucas to fuck up his health in an assisted facility, the streets were kinder to the wern

When you think about it, it says alot about the quality of the care at mallon place. I mean if you go into a nursing home for awhile so your foot can be treated properly it raises all kinds of red flags that within 2 months of leaving - and not even out onto the street but to their own auxiliary housing, that you end up on dialysis, that should be setting off alarm bells

It really makes me wonder about the safety and quality of care in that place. Lucas is a pos that deserves what he gets, but if the other residents end up like him its something that needs to be addressed for the safety of the residents

 

[Club Sandwich]

dv conviction

iirc Lucas is not convicted of any domestic violence crime. he was arrested for a DV incident, a hearing happened with Suzanne in 2012, and an order of protection (restraining order) was issued and renewed in 2013. while it would be unsurprising if Lucas has a DV conviction, i don't think he does.

Spoiler: details

a restraining order is the court ordering Lucas to not do something, typically no-contact. it isn't a criminal conviction in and of itself and you can find many instances where the accused (especially in "family" courts) will accept orders of protection on consent, which isn't necessarily an admission of guilt.

he probably wouldn't legally able to purchase a firearm for other reasons but unless there's some other case besides his 12-2-30540-1, Lucas has not been convicted of a DV crime (an order of protection is not a conviction in itself. in many situations if an order will suffice as a legal remedy, and the parties before the court agree that it is a remedy, it can used in lieu of a formal trial in criminal cases). typically a case that is resolved with an order will have the court convinced the incident occurred through preponderance of evidence but the defendant does not admit guilt. in this situation pleading no contest to the accusation, for example. a suspended judgement is issued, pending on the order being followed, so if the order is violated, the judgement can take effect or a trial commence is almost always a condition of the order being accepted as an outcome.

in CA specifically, an order of protection issued for a DVI will almost always involve a firearms prohibition, however that might not be the case in WA. such a prohibition is concurrent with the order, so when the order expires, the prohibition also expires. from the case i mentioned, it seems the order was only for a year and was renewed at least once.

edit:
seems to be a civil case rather than criminal, so the order of protection is the hearing outcome in and of itself, probably with a suspended judgement of a fine or recommendation to criminal court (since violating a court order is an actual crime). note that the Brady Act prohibits any person convicted of DV misdemeanor or felony from possessing firearms, however civil courts do not hear criminal cases and carry no threat of custodial sentence.

maybe there is a separate criminal case somewhere?

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

When you think about it, it says alot about the quality of the care at mallon place. I mean if you go into a nursing home for awhile so your foot can be treated properly it raises all kinds of red flags that within 2 months of leaving - and not even out onto the street but to their own auxiliary housing, that you end up on dialysis, that should be setting off alarm bells

It really makes me wonder about the safety and quality of care in that place. Lucas is a pos that deserves what he gets, but if the other residents end up like him its something that needs to be addressed for the safety of the residents

I agree but at the same time, they’d have literally had to force exercise and deny him access to outside foods. Nowhere does that.

Guardianship won’t even lead to lack of snacks.

ETA: it truly is the idiots sending him food that are killing him. Outside if Mallon place he also has the ability to set his diet but in Mallon he wouldn’t be able to afford all the sodas.

I guarantee you if he were back at Mallon with $30 a month to spend and no door dash or junk food donations he’d be in better shape in a month. Not great shape but better.

 

[Twrx]

iirc Lucas is not convicted of any domestic violence crime. he was arrested for a DV incident, a hearing happened with Suzanne in 2012, and an order of protection (restraining order) was issued and renewed in 2013. while it would be unsurprising if Lucas has a DV conviction, i don't think he does.

Spoiler: details

a restraining order is the court ordering Lucas to not do something, typically no-contact. it isn't a criminal conviction in and of itself and you can find many instances where the accused (especially in "family" courts) will accept orders of protection on consent, which isn't necessarily an admission of guilt.

he probably wouldn't legally able to purchase a firearm for other reasons but unless there's some other case besides his 12-2-30540-1, Lucas has not been convicted of this DV crime (an order of protection is not a conviction, but it can be the result of a conviction. however in many situations if an order will suffice as a legal remedy, and the parties before the court agree that it is a remedy, it can used in lieu of a formal trial). typically an case that is resolved with an order will have the court convinced the incident occurred and one party admits the incident occurred but does not admit guilt - pleading no contest for example. a suspended sentence pending on the order being followed, so if the order is violated, the sentence can take effect or a trial commence is almost always a condition of the order being accepted as an outcome.

in CA specifically, an order of protection issued for a DVI will almost always involve a firearms prohibition, however that might not be the case in WA. such a prohibition is concurrent with the order, so when the order expires, the prohibition also expires. from the case i mentioned, it seems the order was only for a year and was renewed at least once.

edit:
seems to be a civil case rather than criminal, so the order of protection is the hearing outcome in and of itself, probably with a suspended judgement of a fine or recommendation to criminal court (since violating a court order is an actual crime). note that the Brady Act prohibits any person convicted of a misdemeanor or felony from possessing firearms, however civil courts do not hear criminal cases and carry no threat of custodial sentence.
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maybe there is a separate criminal case somewhere?

Thank you for the clarification.

 

[IceQueen]

Unfortunately given the choice between no more clankerdogger meals & cheese binge sessions and death...
Well this was a fun thread while it lasted, you guys.


This is of course, assuming Lucas didn't get hospitalized for something minor and is lying/playing it up for pity points.

I don’t know, honestly. Does Lucas’s self control essentially not exist? Yes. But when does he have the most self control? When he’s afraid of consequences. As he giddily points out, he did in fact lose about 200 pounds at one point because he accepted that he was killing himself. Not only is he a little pussy bitch who is terrified of God and death, he also knows that if he’s dead, he will have died never achieving any of his goals, specifically his goal to get a child bride.

Lucas has shown time and again that he CAN make changes if he absolutely has to. He was happy to live on the streets, back in early 2021 probably would have said he’d never set foot in a nursing home. But then he gladly entered one, despite denying what it was, after several events — the LA saga, massive public freak outs, being banned from shelters, a cold and wet winter, etc. — proved to him that he was truly fucked if he didn’t change something.

TLDR I definitely think it’s POSSIBLE that he dies soon because of his poor choices, but I also do think it’s possible that he will be able to turn himself around enough to fool his body into giving him a few more years.

 

[mothman96]

I don’t know, honestly. Does Lucas’s self control essentially not exist? Yes. But when does he have the most self control? When he’s afraid of consequences. As he giddily points out, he did in fact lose about 200 pounds at one point because he accepted that he was killing himself. Not only is he a little pussy bitch who is terrified of God and death, he also knows that if he’s dead, he will have died never achieving any of his goals, specifically his goal to get a child bride.

Lucas has shown time and again that he CAN make changes if he absolutely has to. He was happy to live on the streets, back in early 2021 probably would have said he’d never set foot in a nursing home. But then he gladly entered one, despite denying what it was, after several events — the LA saga, massive public freak outs, being banned from shelters, a cold and wet winter, etc. — proved to him that he was truly fucked if he didn’t change something.

TLDR I definitely think it’s POSSIBLE that he dies soon because of his poor choices, but I also do think it’s possible that he will be able to turn himself around enough to fool his body into giving him a few more years.

Lucas dropping the 200 had nothing to do with accepting he was killing himself. The driving force behind his weight loss was him thinking it would lead to women wanting to date him and he'd get a girlfriend.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas dropping 200lbs is absolutely absurd.
Maybe a total of 200lbs, but not all at once, and I bet he didn’t include it when he gained weight back.

400 - 20 + 15 - 10 + 20 etc doesn’t mean you lost 30lbs

 

[Jeep1971]

Lucas dropping 200lbs is absolutely absurd.
Maybe a total of 200lbs, but not all at once, and I bet he didn’t include it when he gained weight back.

400 - 20 + 15 - 10 + 20 etc doesn’t mean you lost 30lbs

He really is in the shithouse right now as far as his health goes.Hes too noncompliant to ever be considered for a new kidney and he drinks the worst possible beverages to hydrate,namely those godawful energy drinks.
Considering the brief period of time he's been "out of Mallon" this is terrible but hey, they let him have seconds and thirds of that institutional food and then he also has simps who send soda,junk food and energy drinks.

At this point, age and hard living are catching up to him. His days of dreaming of "being a dad" with a gen z bae are exactly that-dreams. Unless he makes drastic changes he will not live to be very much past 50 at this rate if his kidneys are failing.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

he drinks the worst possible beverages to hydrate,namely those godawful energy drinks.

I‘ve always wondered why the addiction to those energy drinks?

All I can think of is when he is high on the caffeine and sugar it imitates his manic state in some degree. I think part of the reason Wern has been so noncompliant with his meds is because he gets off on that elation he feels when he is high on the manic cycle. He feels that surge of being invincible and powerful at the peak of the mania before he falls back into the depression. Those energy drinks must mimic that feeling when he is up in his manic cycle.

Being flatline on an even emotional keel when he is on his meds is probably hell for him. All he has then is his thoughts. Deep down, Wern loves being off his meds and the feeling of being out of control. He thinks this is his primal state and the meds are curtailing his true nature and power.

Have no idea why I am rambling on. Must be my morning energy drink of coffee and honey.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas dropping the 200 had nothing to do with accepting he was killing himself. The driving force behind his weight loss was him thinking it would lead to women wanting to date him and he'd get a girlfriend.

I thought he lost weight because he no longer had the ability to drink six liters of soda a day, having been kicked out of Suzanne’s place? That would mean losing 2,370 extra calories a day, or 71,000 extra calories a month.

I don’t believe for a second his weight loss was based on a conscious effort, it was just a consequence of not being able to mainline sugary drinks lol

 

[mothman96]

I thought he lost weight because he no longer had the ability to drink six liters of soda a day, having been kicked out of Suzanne’s place? That would mean losing 2,370 extra calories a day, or 71,000 extra calories a month.

I don’t believe for a second his weight loss was based on a conscious effort, it was just a consequence of not being able to mainline sugary drinks lol

He said something along those lines in a video or on 1 or his other social media. Something about dropping the weight to attract women. But Also keep in mind that even after Suzanne kicked the Creep out and he's been homeless on and off, he still had his SSI check and EBT to spend on whatever food/drinks he wanted.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He said something along those lines in a video or on 1 or his other social media. Something about dropping the weight to attract women.

He lost weight because he paces uncontrollably during his manic episodes. Period. Lucas has never DELIBERATELY lost weight for anything, not even baes.

 

[mothman96]

He lost weight because he paces uncontrollably during his manic episodes. Period. Lucas has never DELIBERATELY lost weight for anything, not even baes.

You bring up a pt. Lucas knows he gains weight when on meds. At some pt after Suzanne booted him he weaned himself off the meds leading to weight loss and flaring up his insanity. But I still say the motivation behind it all was to attract women. Same thing happened after he was released from Eastern State hospital in 2018. He decided to enroll at SCC to be around the Gen Z's (he was going to science them on to his dick) and he wean himself off the meds he was on and again his insanity flared up.