Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I‘ve always wondered why the addiction to those energy drinks?

All I can think of is when he is high on the caffeine and sugar it imitates his manic state in some degree. I think part of the reason Wern has been so noncompliant with his meds is because he gets off on that elation he feels when he is high on the manic cycle. He feels that surge of being invincible and powerful at the peak of the mania before he falls back into the depression. Those energy drinks must mimic that feeling when he is up in his manic cycle.

Being flatline on an even emotional keel when he is on his meds is probably hell for him. All he has then is his thoughts. Deep down, Wern loves being off his meds and the feeling of being out of control. He thinks this is his primal state and the meds are curtailing his true nature and power.

Have no idea why I am rambling on. Must be my morning energy drink of coffee and honey.
Part of that is being a fat fuck and using the caffeine to offset chronic fatigue caused by sleep apnea. That much adipose concentrated around his neck/jowls almost guarantees he snores loud as shit and startles awake from O2 deprivation.
 
He said something along those lines in a video or on 1 or his other social media. Something about dropping the weight to attract women. But Also keep in mind that even after Suzanne kicked the Creep out and he's been homeless on and off, he still had his SSI check and EBT to spend on whatever food/drinks he wanted.
Sure but he wasn’t paying for the soda before. He’s mentioned more than once that Suzanne supplied him with a soda stream, allowing him basically all the soda he could ever want. She kicked him out, he lost access to the six liters of soda a day he admitted to drinking, and the weight took care of itself.
 
Sure but he wasn’t paying for the soda before. He’s mentioned more than once that Suzanne supplied him with a soda stream, allowing him basically all the soda he could ever want. She kicked him out, he lost access to the six liters of soda a day he admitted to drinking, and the weight took care of itself.
I think he brought up the soda stream to claim that it was the soda that caused him to throw the glass at the wall in the restaurant
 
I think he brought up the soda stream to claim that it was the soda that caused him to throw the glass at the wall in the restaurant


He did. He tried to claim caffeine made him violent. Caffeine has never made anyone violent. PTSD is a bitch, i don't sleep much, the stuff the VA has me on, helps, but not much. I live off caffeine, and I have never been violent. He is a violent person, he is also a pathological liar, and is incapable of taking accountability. So like the gigantic retard he is, he blamed the first thing he could think of. Caffeine. He saw a father, out to dinner with his two daughters and immediately flashed red with jealousy, because he wants daughters he can molest. Again, violent person, and he reacted violently. Everything and everyone else is the problem, Lucas is not the problem. That is the entirety of his world view.
 
I think he brought up the soda stream to claim that it was the soda that caused him to throw the glass at the wall in the restaurant
And he also, I think in the same videos, admitted to drinking six liters of soda a day.

My point is that he was drinking more calories in a month than most people eat in the same time span, plus all of the food he was eating. When he was thrown out he was suddenly taking in less than half of the calories he did before, so the weight loss was inevitable and not the product of any effort on his part lol
 
He did. He tried to claim caffeine made him violent. Caffeine has never made anyone violent. PTSD is a bitch, i don't sleep much, the stuff the VA has me on, helps, but not much. I live off caffeine, and I have never been violent. He is a violent person, he is also a pathological liar, and is incapable of taking accountability. So like the gigantic retard he is, he blamed the first thing he could think of. Caffeine. He saw a father, out to dinner with his two daughters and immediately flashed red with jealousy, because he wants daughters he can molest. Again, violent person, and he reacted violently. Everything and everyone else is the problem, Lucas is not the problem. That is the entirety of his world view.
He threw the glass at the wall, did he storm out after that, or was he told to leave? What did Suzanne do, besides kicking him out of the home?
Did he call the father a greedy bigot and say he's cockblocking Lucas?
I'm not doubting anyone's story, but it's so weird to think of a grown man melting down in a restaurant because he saw a father out with his daughters.
 
He threw the glass at the wall, did he storm out after that, or was he told to leave? What did Suzanne do, besides kicking him out of the home?
Did he call the father a greedy bigot and say he's cockblocking Lucas?
I'm not doubting anyone's story, but it's so weird to think of a grown man melting down in a restaurant because he saw a father out with his daughters.



He's a unreliable narrator, but it wasn't sliding it, he threw it. She took the cats because he has a history of violence towards animals. All things considered, that was one of his more peaceful meltdowns. Remember the video of him being restrained in public screaming about where the women are? A earlier video, he spoke about being placed in a restraint chair because a male nurse said he was a Bernie supporter, but had a car and Lucas lost his shit.
 
He threw the glass at the wall, did he storm out after that, or was he told to leave? What did Suzanne do, besides kicking him out of the home?
Did he call the father a greedy bigot and say he's cockblocking Lucas?
I'm not doubting anyone's story, but it's so weird to think of a grown man melting down in a restaurant because he saw a father out with his daughters.
I've ALWAYS doubted his story. Part of me thinks he must have thrown the glass at Suzanne. Or hit her. We all remember the way he reacted when someone in the livestream suggested he was a pedo; he spit on his own phone, and was ready to punch his own phone. I don't see Lucas having the willpower to direct his anger purely at an inanimate object, when the source of his anger is right in front of him. If I remember correctly, @QueenBurritoSupreme said that he had manhandled Daniel, when Daniel was unhappy with the fact that Lucas was a complete slob as a roommate, and was eating all of his food at night rather than sleeping.

Also, I don't see how he would get a DV, rather than a disorderly conduct for throwing a glass at a wall.

According to Cyril, he got extremely violent when people disagreed with him. Cyril ended their relationship after Lucas laid hands on him after Cyril insisted he was an agnostic rather than an atheist.

I could easily see a disagreement about young women between him and Suzanne leading to him putting hands on her. To me, this makes much more sense in terms of his DV.

We all know that Lucas is a coward, but that doesn't mean that when he's angry enough, and when the person he's angry at is physically smaller than him or weaker than him, that he wouldn't get physical with them. By his own admission he slapped his brother in the face, for his brother not giving Lucas the credit for initiating the relationship he had with his girlfriend.
 
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And he also, I think in the same videos, admitted to drinking six liters of soda a day.

My point is that he was drinking more calories in a month than most people eat in the same time span, plus all of the food he was eating. When he was thrown out he was suddenly taking in less than half of the calories he did before, so the weight loss was inevitable and not the product of any effort on his part lol
Not having a pantry/fridge full of food to glutton on and no more soda stream likely helped in his weight loss but still getting off his weight gaining meds also had a lot to do with it.
 

He's a unreliable narrator, but it wasn't sliding it, he threw it. She took the cats because he has a history of violence towards animals. All things considered, that was one of his more peaceful meltdowns. Remember the video of him being restrained in public screaming about where the women are? A earlier video, he spoke about being placed in a restraint chair because a male nurse said he was a Bernie supporter, but had a car and Lucas lost his shit.
Do you happen to know in which video he mentioned being placed in a restraint chair?
I never heard about THAT adventure.
 
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Lucas dropping 200lbs is absolutely absurd.
Maybe a total of 200lbs, but not all at once, and I bet he didn’t include it when he gained weight back.

400 - 20 + 15 - 10 + 20 etc doesn’t mean you lost 30lbs
Lucas probably did lose 200 lbs at one point. He was really big in some of those old pics, had to be over 400 lbs. And he's had brief spurts where he's lost weight and looks closer to human. Of course, it's moot as he has weird gluttonous mental problems and would be 600 lbs. if he had money and full control over what he eats.
 
His diabeetus hasn't been under control at Mallon since he got in. The periods of not eating while he was a ragman on the streets probably did more good for him than Mallon food. We all saw his meals of all carbs and fats with three cups of juice or milky coffee. Or the time he drank an entire flat of energy drinks in a few days. Being on his own was just the final straw.
 
I've ALWAYS doubted his story. Part of me thinks he must have thrown the glass at Suzanne. Or hit her. We all remember the way he reacted when someone in the livestream suggested he was a pedo; he spit on his own phone, and was ready to punch his own phone. I don't see Lucas having the willpower to direct his anger purely at an inanimate object, when the source of his anger is right in front of him. If I remember correctly, @QueenBurritoSupreme said that he had manhandled Daniel, when Daniel was unhappy with the fact that Lucas was a complete slob as a roommate, and was eating all of his food at night rather than sleeping.

Also, I don't see how he would get a DV, rather than a disorderly conduct for throwing a glass at a wall.

According to Cyril, he got extremely violent when people disagreed with him. Cyril ended their relationship after Lucas laid hands on him after Cyril insisted he was an agnostic rather than an atheist.

I could easily see a disagreement about young women between him and Suzanne leading to him putting hands on her. To me, this makes much more sense in terms of his DV.

We all know that Lucas is a coward, but that doesn't mean that when he's angry enough, and when the person he's angry at is physically smaller than him or weaker than him, that he wouldn't get physical with them. By his own admission he slapped his brother in the face, for his brother not giving Lucas the credit for initiating the relationship he had with his girlfriend.
Who's daniel?
Kinda surprising, lukey boy is ready to throw hands. He always struck me as an absolute coward, cause he's afraid of izzik's brother
 
His diabeetus hasn't been under control at Mallon since he got in. The periods of not eating while he was a ragman on the streets probably did more good for him than Mallon food. We all saw his meals of all carbs and fats with three cups of juice or milky coffee. Or the time he drank an entire flat of energy drinks in a few days. Being on his own was just the final straw.
Different good.

Losing and gaining weight kills your gallbladder and pancreas.
 
Wow, for real Lucas is going to die pretty soon. Lot to catch up and comment on but wanted to start with a bang. I think this is pretty serious, he was and has been a lot sicker than we know. I think it's been under stated from what little we found about Mallon it's a crash and cash cow. People sent there are just kept around for checks. There's a lot of shit care homes, some of them even pretend to be nice and fancy. This was "hey it's better than letting the bums die on the side walk" the home.

I suspect being he wasn't really tight leashed as he needs this just got worse and now he's semi alone it's just been ramped up free fall. Lucas is the kinda dude if he doesn't have a soda today he drinks 2 tomorrow. After months at Mallon proper he's been just going wild.

I'm in too good a mood from my normal day, to really rage out but Lucas is active ignoring doctors and self harming, there's no way with his history things like budget and nutrition aren't laid out for him at least a dozen times by now.

Lucas wants to be waited on hand and food... oh sorry foot. But he also wants a tugboat to buy more, food. Really he's never once had to pay for his actions aside jail and we all know he feels victimized over it. He won't learn because the monster Myrna made.

It's insane he's just able to leech up tax dollars to get sicker to get more tax dollars. That's all Lucas is, something who just makes sure the avg American family has less, because he's plenty good.

Lucas being violent towards those he can overpower (or think he can) is trademark narc bully behavior. Again, Myrna at work no matter how brain broken you are you don't do the shit he does unless it was unchecked in childhood. Even sociopathic people at least use violence as a tool and grasp it's viewed as wrong.

His internals have to be just in piss awful shape, I don't take his word at face value because he's a liar and in regards to repeating what docs said, he's dumb so probably unable to recite what was told. But I think this confirms what many of us said and thought he's a lot sicker than we knew.

Ladies and Gentleman of the thread, keep your keyboards in good shape, I think we will need to be pressing F a lot soon.
 
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