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He's incapable of behaving unless he's being tard-wrangled nonstop so the moment he had some autonomy he chimped out somehow.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I was going to be disappointed if the cow died in bed at Mallon, but I’ll be slightly annoyed if he dies on the street without even having the decency to leave us some new video content before he does.
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WonderWino
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Barring a sudden death or serious incapacitation directly preventing him from doing so, I find it hard to believe lucas wouldn't make a point of recording at least a few final fuck you videos to say what he really thinks about his family and 'haters' and how he's totally a victim and not a pedo so that he can blame everyone else for everything that happened to him. He's too much of an entitled narcissist not to. No way he'd deliberately let everyone else get the last word on him
The ironic part is that as much as he despises wernologists, when he does die we'll be just about the only people who notice or care at all. He has no friends, his family wants nothing to do with him, he'll never have a woman, hell even people he went to school with either forgot him or would want nothing to do with him. He never even graduated so not so much as being remembered at a high school reunion
This thread is virtually the sum total archive of his entire existence. Without it nobody would even remember he was ever here. Everything else will be forgotten. Hell at the rate he's going he'll die before his mother and his own mother will have forgotten him long before she dies. The best he could possibly hope for in the future is that years after his death some spokane high school kids come across this thread and turn him and his grave into some kind of creepy local legend, the kind of place kids bring their girlfriends to spook them in the middle of the night. Thats the closest lucas will ever get to the party - a teen couple fucking around on his grave after some teen flatbill tries to spook his way into his girlfriends pants. Maybe some sort of halloween tradition. If he's really lucky he might get the headless horseman legend treatment and teens will tell stories about the creep that used to wander the woods searching for his girlfriend and continues to do the same thing haunting the graveyard forever searching for his bae for all eternity
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For as much hate as the forum is getting as of late, it’s a sad fact that we are the closest things to friends that cows like Lucas actually have. His family wants nothing to do with him, his friends are nonexistent, probably the only real memorial he will ever have is this thread and his only “mourners” will be us Kiwis.
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His mother with probably let the county eat the cost of cremating his body, and let his ashes be dumped in a communal grave.
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I have seen people speculate about him being homeless, especially having no videos or photos at his apartment in like a month.
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I think be plain just doesn't get along with someone in the new place and tries to leave all day. He loses his phones all the time, I'm guessing it's lost or stolen again.
After the Creep posted about being back in the hospital he's been active making more posts on his FB. I'd say he still has his phone.
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The Outcast Owls insinuated that they had some info on Spokane's notorious lolcow. They have not shared it with the world, though. Maybe they are mad because we called them "the Outcast Wiggers" and "the Autistic Owls"? We did call them that, but it was all in good fun. Skeletor has got some info out of Lucas and bought him some shoes that he sold to another hobo so he could buy a burrito.
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I'm suprised the"Lucas is dead" saga ended so quickly given his reaction to it. Kids don't know how to troll tards anymore, all they do is give them money and gifts, but back in MY day you actually dressed up as the cow and claimed to be them in order to get them to shove a medallion up their ass!
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Maybe, or Lucas said he's roommates with other people and nobody can tolerate him for long. Either way, same thing.
It's hard to tell because his begging works well enough, and no amount of food satiates Lucas.
I'm wondering if he is outdoors,HOW that happened. He had to have broken a very serious rule at the flophouse after Mallon to be on the streets.
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I’m of the belief that he no longer has a roof over his head or at the very least he’s much sicker than he’s letting on. Lucas is usually a very shameless individual who doesn’t realize how cringy and unappealing he truly is and habitually overshares to the point that it affects his life negatively on a regular basis.
And yet, despite being so clueless he finally learned in the past few years That sometimes he needs to keep his mouth shut to avoid further ridicule. And sometimes he does. It’s been a month since he has posted food pictures and a month and some change since he’s posted a selfie.
All does is shitpost lefty memes on social media and bitch about the heat, I don’t know if he’s ever gone this long without shamelessly promoting himself to teenagers without being committed or incarcerated.
And yet, despite being so clueless he finally learned in the past few years That sometimes he needs to keep his mouth shut to avoid further ridicule. And sometimes he does. It’s been a month since he has posted food pictures and a month and some change since he’s posted a selfie.
All does is shitpost lefty memes on social media and bitch about the heat, I don’t know if he’s ever gone this long without shamelessly promoting himself to teenagers without being committed or incarcerated.
Stinkyboy
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His own apartment? What happened to the roommate?
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The calm before the storm.
Something will happen soon I'm sure. The Werner Brokeposting FB page will instigate him or some shit. Ericka Camacho could get involved or something. There's so many avenues this dude can go down before the end of 2022. Little things still bother him lol it's a bomb waiting to explode
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The Camacho angle has been tried before, Lucas wasn’t interested because she’s too easy and at his core Lucas is pure incel
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I definitely think his health is in a bad place. His symptoms point to kidney failure, and like I mentioned, kidney failure is a common result of poorly treated diabetes. Lucas has been neglecting his health for forever, so, it totally makes sense that it has came to what is now happening.
I think it is very possible he is homeless. I was thinking it was more likely he got put back on the nursing home. But the heat thing along with the lack of other updates raises some questions. I sort of thought that he would mooo about what bigots Mallon Place is if they booted him out. But maybe he has some shame now and would actually be embarrassed to admit he is again homeless? I dunno. That in itself would be a big change for Lucas.
WonderWino
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Thats a good point. Its one thing to get booted from some shitty apartment for druggies and the dregs of society. But theres no way of arguing you didn't do something pretty stupid or fucked up to get to the point where they had to kick you out of a nursing home. Hell you don't get kicked out of those places for assaulting people most of the time. To get kicked out lucas would have had to have really crossed a line somewhere or been reported by someone else for doing something he shouldn't have been like trying to get a teen to stay with him or some creepy shit
Obviously something big is going on with him, at least health wise that he is clearly trying to cover . Time will tell what that is, as if his kidneys are fucked he's going to be showing visible signs of it soon enough
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He is definitely homeless. Not a single video of him in a dingy unfurnished apartment spouting off his copypasta about how he's better than everyone, etc etc. He is a creature of habit, one that doesn't break habit.