Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

cheesycukes said:
Lucas responded to his "death".
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Shit, get jesus on the phone right now, they're going to need a bigger cloud to hold his obese carcass

Imagine seeing that pic of himself and his criticism is a cowlick. He looks absolutely horrifying in it and the more I look at the shirt the more it looks like something a pregnant woman would wear a month or two before she gives birth
 
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What's hilarious, is that that is one of the more flattering pictures taken of him, and his issue is a fucking cowlick. Not the fact that he's 400 pounds or that the picture was taken of him while he was creeping on children. I don't exactly understand why he sees a cowlick as a problem.
 
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So while the site was down I was watching some crime documentaries and came across this one


The top comment immediately reminded me of lucas:

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As did the level of narcissism the woman in the video had. There were some seriously creepy wern style vibes in that one
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Too bad Lucas is too unaware to get in on this LOLCOWS RISE UP thing that's happening on twitter. A bunch of people showing why KF followed them in the first place.
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Only a matter of time before he does, but he'll warp it in some way to connect to himself and his retarded agephobia/greedmonger/x in name only bullshit.
 
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mothman96 said:
Thanks to the powers that be, KF is back.

As to the Creeper of Spokane, he said he was back in the hospital.

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If he's telling the truth and is really back in the hospital already from his kidneys thats an indicator for chronic kidney problems at best. At his age its a huge red flag. His kidneys aren't 'making him dizzy' secondary problems caused by his kidneys are. Could be caused by anemia caused by kidney damage affecting his heart which in turn affects his lungs and reduces the oxygen he's getting leading to dizziness. Or worse depending on how far its progressed and what kind of damage has been done to them. Could also be his blood pressure going through the roof. Seems odd that he'd have specifically kidney related dizziness that suddenly 'goes away' at the hospital, or that they'd just send him home afterwards like that

This makes me wonder if the dizziness is a bs excuse to explain why he's returning to the hospital again, its the kind of stupid thing he'd come up with to try to hide dialysis. After all, he's very clearly trying to cover up the real reason for his 'feeling woozy' so he is definitely hiding something

That said, I caught this from one of the recent archive uploads of his youtube videos
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I like to think of it as the holy shit you're not going to hook me up to that machine to give me dialysis expression

and another example of the simpsons predicting lucas at his fartbox
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Jeep1971 said:
He absolutely would pull a long con munchie bait style.
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The problem being he is far too stupid to pull a long con like that. He has trouble not contradicting himself within a single post and doesn't know enough about medicine or biology to pull off a munchie con. If anything it would either blow up in his face and expose him as a con artist and scammer or it would do that plus get him reported for scamming people out of donations and failing to report them and put his tardbux at risk

That aside, he's too narcissistic to deliberately make himself look bad in terms of health. That would prove his 'haters' right and he knows it, it would also make him look even worse than he already does to zoomer baes and contradict his years of ranting about stronger dna making him some paragon of health due to super long telomeres. He has far more to lose than to gain over trying to pull something like that. As stupid as he is he isn't so stupid that he doesn't know that

That isn't saying he isn't a scammer and a wannabe con artist, but even he knows not to cross certain lines without serious risk to himself and what little he has. Besides, he knows if he pushed it too far somebody might bait him enough to let the scam happen and then call the cops on him. He doesn't want to do another stint in jail
 
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mothman96 said:
Thanks to the powers that be, KF is back.

As to the Creeper of Spokane, he said he was back in the hospital.

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Sounds like the moooo cow is going into kidney failure. Kidney problems are a common result of poorly treated diabetes. So, really, this stuff makes sense. Also, have you all noticed how Lucas has been going on about the weather and how it is affecting him? Why is he outside so much? Doesn't he have an "apartment"? If it is hot, why is he having to go outside?
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Sounds like the moooo cow is going into kidney failure. Kidney problems are a common result of poorly treated diabetes. So, really, this stuff makes sense. Also, have you all noticed how Lucas has been going on about the weather and how it is affecting him? Why is he outside so much? Doesn't he have an "apartment"? If it is hot, why is he having to go outside?
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Almost positive Werner is homeless again. He has been e-begging like crazy and complaining about the outdoors in general on FB.
I could ask. I have a direct line of contact.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Sounds like the moooo cow is going into kidney failure. Kidney problems are a common result of poorly treated diabetes. So, really, this stuff makes sense. Also, have you all noticed how Lucas has been going on about the weather and how it is affecting him? Why is he outside so much? Doesn't he have an "apartment"? If it is hot, why is he having to go outside?
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He likely goes creeping to places where he can do some eye-raping. Also his "apartment" is not air conditioned and even with the fan he bought for his bedroom it must be hot in there.

panic mode said:
Almost positive Werner is homeless again. He has been e-begging like crazy and complaining about the outdoors in general on FB.
I could ask. I have a direct line of contact.
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If as you say, you have a direct line of contact, get as much info as you can about his current situation.
 
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panic mode said:
Almost positive Werner is homeless again. He has been e-begging like crazy and complaining about the outdoors in general on FB.
I could ask. I have a direct line of contact.
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If he is in fact homeless again something serious must have happened that he's keeping quiet about. He wasn't in his mallon halfway house apartment for very long at all. That would explain his lack of videos featuring the apartment - cooking and otherwise and his complaints about the outdoors. I mean why would he be spending a bunch of time outdoors if he's having health issues that are affected by it at the moment unless he didn't have a choice

Though it doesn't explain the lack of funds. He'd be eating clinkerdagger and trying to get a hotel room as usual if he'd been kicked out. Though I suppose that assumes the government is fast about getting his full tardbux back to him, which is probably a stupid assumption to make

and speaking of clinkerdagger, I came across this during the kf outage


and noticed there is apparently a clinkerdaggers in LA....or least there was in 1983:

[1983]
"Clinkerdagger's Chicken Wellington
Butter or margarine
12 chicken breast halves, boned and skinned
3/4 teaspoon steak salt
1/2 pound mushrooms, chopped
6 frozen puff pastry shells
4 1/2-ounces crab meat
6 tablespoons cold hollandaise sauce
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
1 cup hot hollandaise sauce
1 1/2 teaspoons chopped parsley
Brush griddle or large skillet with butter. Place chicken breast halves on griddle. Sprinkle with steak salt. Brown quickly on both sides, about 15 seconds each. Chicken should be pink in center. Meanwhile, saute mushrooms and onion in 1/4 cup butter until tender, then cook over high heat until liquid evaporates. Cool and drain. Thaw puff pastry until soft but still cold. Roll out to at least 8-inch circle. Placed chicken breast half, skin side down, leaving border around circle. Top with mushroom-onion mixture, then crab meat. Top with 1 tablespoon cold hollandaise. Top with second chicken breast half. Pull pastry over filling. Pinch seam along side. Beat egg and milk in small bowl. Brush on pastry. Continue to assemble remaining Wellington, using chicken, mushroom mixture, crab meat and cold hollandaise, and brush puff pastry. Bake at 450 degrees 15 minutes or until pastry is browned. Top each serving with hot hollandaise and sprinkle with parsley. Makes 6 servings."
---"Culinary SOS...Chicken Variation," Rose Dosti, Los Angeles Times, March 17, 1983 (p L42)
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I wonder if some part of his liking LA was an animalistic draw to his favorite shitty restaurant. I also wonder if he might actually see that recipe from the restaurant and try to recreate it himself, adding his own horrifying touches on it no less. Perhaps serving it with a side of cheesy cukes to try to get people to vote for his political party again. I can see it now - his campaign slogan could be a zoomer bae in every bed and a plate of cheesy cukes in every microwave and a kidney for the wern

and speaking of zoomer baes. If he gets desperate enough I wonder if he'll completely lose it and start begging for or demanding a kidney from his audience. I can see him doing that if he gets scared and told theres no way in hell he'd get on a transplant list with his lifestyle and history. He'd play victim and the end result would either be people doordashing him bags of cow kidneys or turning his fartbox into a [even greater] chamber of horrors and going full surgeon dr niggae, trying to lure a zoomer bae into his fartbox to steal a kidney from her. I can see it now:
 
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