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He doesn't seem to grasp the basic concept if you have to tell people how generous you are, you aren't generous.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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He doesn't seem to grasp the basic concept if you have to tell people how generous you are, you aren't generous.
WonderWino
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What do you expect from someone who doesn't understand the basic concept of bathing, that pissing yourself isn't normal basic food safety rules
The pig is back to cooking. Or rather, ruining a shitty looking piece of meat with an absurd amount of garlic and some kind of mustard sauce with a scary amount of salt
That said, lets see what AI bots think of lucas:
Now heres where things start to get interesting:
I like how it included the shirtless stuff and the flatbill cap. That is a very lucas pic
I find it very interesting that the AI took that sentence and included the stupid, angry expressions, the shirtless stuff, the gourd head, the pube beard and the uneven pupils. Apparently the AI knows something about the effects of short telomeres
and if you throw schizophrenia into the mix?
Though apparently if you just tell it to make lucas as a telomere scientist it assumes you're talking about russel greer
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Not even a little.
WonderWino
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Holy shit. He looks fucking awful. and showers every day my ass
Is there a possibility he is on steroids!? He has that puffy Prednisone face.
If not,then he is retaining a lot of fluid which happens when your kidneys are struggling. All that salt is not good.
Is his head attractive? No he looks like street hobo and I don't think he washes his hair or even attempts to groom his facial hair. He loves to be gross.
Al from Dadeville
Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
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What millenial does he think he dated, one of the catfishes? Wasn't Suzanne 50 years old 12 years ago - a baby boomer?
He's certainly counting women he latched onto in grade school as girlfriends. He might as well count the LA catfish as his zoomer gf since that persona was supposed to be 16.
Between his "Another Sad Apartment Tour" video and his "Bitchin Pot Roast" video, did he get moved to a different apartment?
In the "Sad Apartment tour" a small sofa with some kind of print on it can be seen against the wall and the start of the kitchen counter. When he shows the kitchen there is a white dishwasher next to the sink.
In his "Bitchin Pot Roast" video, it starts off showing a recliner, tv, white sofa. Where the small sofa with a print in the other video used to be there is now a small table with 2 chairs . Also the white dishwasher is no longer there next to the sink.
Sad Apartment tour.
Bitchin Pot Roast video:
ETA:
Yea, He was moved:
White fridge in his "sad apartment tour"
Black fridge in his "Freezer half full of meat" video.
In the "Sad Apartment tour" a small sofa with some kind of print on it can be seen against the wall and the start of the kitchen counter. When he shows the kitchen there is a white dishwasher next to the sink.
In his "Bitchin Pot Roast" video, it starts off showing a recliner, tv, white sofa. Where the small sofa with a print in the other video used to be there is now a small table with 2 chairs . Also the white dishwasher is no longer there next to the sink.
Sad Apartment tour.
Bitchin Pot Roast video:
ETA:
Yea, He was moved:
White fridge in his "sad apartment tour"
Black fridge in his "Freezer half full of meat" video.
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WonderWino
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Its an example of lucas not being able to keep his lies straight. He has never dated a millennial. He started his own public obsession about little girls with wanting to date a millennial because he never had and they were the youngest he thought he could get away with. Hence the reason the tagline for this thread includes being obsessed with millennials rather than zoomers. They aged out and like all pedos he traded that obsession in for the younger ones. Hell he's already put feelers out for alphas a few times
and gee I wonder why he got moved from his previous apartment. I'd say it had something to do with roommate issues resulting from his own behavior. Of course lucas doesn't mention it at all which is what he always does when something doesn't reflect well on him. If it were for reasons lucas agreed with he'd be bragging about it instead
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The cow definitely got moooooved. But nothing Lucas did. Oh, no. He's plenty good. Probably had some bigot roommate. Of course, the tard housing people will find another place for him.
WonderWino
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I wonder what he did to trigger the move. Probably being a filthy unsanitary slob and provoking the roommate into arguments over it. He'd start throwing around the bigot accusations pretty fast if he got criticized. Hell maybe he got caught stealing some food from his roommate
Theres only so many rooms and roommates at mallon place so it should be interesting to see if that happens a few more times and how long they let it go on before they tell him to stfu and stop being difficult before they toss his ass out
Perhaps he could smooth things over with his roommate by doing special performances from his singing career.... like this
Blue Chase, by Lucas Werner
from the album In The Court Of The Telomere King
telomereking.bandcamp.com
or this
and you just know if lucas ever goes on a violent shooting spree this will end up all over the media:
Rainbow Weather, by Lucas Werner
from the album In The Court Of The Telomere King
telomereking.bandcamp.com
Thats top tier schizo right there. What in the actual fuck was he on when he recorded that
and I found this
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He's a toxic piece of shit from the window view we get. Imagine living with him in a tiny apartment. Hell, living in the same complex as him.
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It had been long enough without activity in here that I had forgotten about Lucas. God damn it. Back to the horror show I suppose.
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Fluid retention from an SSRI and or steroids in the face, guaranteed. Those eye circles and the dark knuckles? That's diabetes, yet another condition tearing his kidneys to shreds along the the metric fuckton of sodium in his goy slop diet.
neutral grandpa
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God damn, theres no limit to how shitty he can look is there. The long hair on top of how fat hes gotten is disgusting
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I like how he's wearing the same shirt as his PFP in that pic. Looks like he's found a new hand me down to wear nonstop for a month then throw in the donation box instead of throwing it away.
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Looks like they filmed the Netflix Dahmer series here.
Somehow he doesn't see it. He looks in the mirror and sees "plenty good". I need one of those mirrors!
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He has aged a insane amount in the last few months.
WonderWino
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He's aging like barney
Which also seems alot like his downhill slide during his college saga
Also, this is what would happen if his wrangler ever tried to hire out the wern guarding job to keep him away from zoomers wandering past his fartbox apartment
Coed delivery to the campus, just sign here....oh god no its you
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If he does have fucked up kidneys then shitloads of red meat are the worst thing he could eat.