Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Man, Lucas really ramped up the autism and stupidity when this site went down. He really thinks he is a celebrity and that people will want to buy crappy merchandise with his likeness on it. But he hates, HATES capitalism. Please. Fatty is just mad that he is not handed whatever he wants.

Lucas made his FB friend only as far as his posts go. I am sure this is a vain attempt to try to get people to pay him for friend request acceptance to be able to see his posts. He is such a cow. It really would be funny if he got zucced for his pay for friend acceptance scheme. He would be moooing and reeeing about that.

Nov. 3 is the deadline fatty has imposed on his roommate to make space for Lucas's next food stamp haul in the freezer section of the mini fridge in his gubmint provided apartment. He will be busting out the door to spend up the gubmint funds on ramen noodles and other unhealthy shit.
On one hand,getting Zucked would mean the milk would dry.
 
On one hand,getting Zucked would mean the milk would dry.
Only on facebook. He'd switch to one of his other social media accounts or start making videos again. He's too narcissistic and depends on his social media to rant on to keep him from doing it in the street. Even he admitted that a few times. Its pretty much a safety valve for him

That said I came across this when the site was down


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Fucking lol at the idea of lucas getting talked about on an anti fundie site. That in itself would send him into a euphoric atheist rage

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Nov. 3 is the deadline fatty has imposed on his roommate to make space for Lucas's next food stamp haul in the freezer section of the mini fridge in his gubmint provided apartment.
Speaking of which lucas should start doing food stamp hauls on youtube. He could create an entire new genre of hauls for hoodrats and bums like himself on youtube
 
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Found this on the Wern brokeposting page on Facebook. Lucas thinks Subway BMTs are plenty good. He would say they are "bussin". Also, his scheme does not appear to be working as his friend count is not going up. Unless, he is breaking even with blocks and friend request acceptance. But I doubt that is the case.

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Excuse the double post, I can't seem to edit my post

Here we go with another cooking video


1. He looks awful
2. He misspelled veggie
3. He's breathing heavily just doing a bare minimum of effort
4. Almost the entire video is him scooping things out of a pot, he doesn't show the food off until the last few seconds
5. Here we go with a horrifying amount of mayo on everything again
6. The camera is shaking so heavily if I didn't know it was medication related i'd wonder if he was having a stroke
7. Fucking lol at calling that he'd start posting his horrifying creations again when he got paid

He looks like a legit heroin addict in the thumbnail, except obese
 
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Excuse the double post, I can't seem to edit my post

Here we go with another cooking video


1. He looks awful
2. He misspelled veggie
3. He's breathing heavily just doing a bare minimum of effort
4. Almost the entire video is him scooping things out of a pot, he doesn't show the food off until the last few seconds
5. Here we go with a horrifying amount of mayo on everything again
6. The camera is shaking so heavily if I didn't know it was medication related i'd wonder if he was having a stroke
7. Fucking lol at calling that he'd start posting his horrifying creations again when he got paid

He looks like a legit heroin addict in the thumbnail, except obese
Man, that shaking is something else. I am wondering if this is more than just a side effect of medication. I know that tremors are a side effect of a lot of mental health meds. This leads me to believe that Lucas is on his meds. That camera was shaking like it was in hurricane force winds. Could Lucas be suffering from Parkinsons?

It was a pretty worthless video and he looks as fat and ugly as he ever did. He thinks people should pay him to be his online friend. As if!
 
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Man, that shaking is something else. I am wondering if this is more than just a side effect of medication. I know that tremors are a side effect of a lot of mental health meds. This leads me to believe that Lucas is on his meds. That camera was shaking like it was in hurricane force winds. Could Lucas be suffering from Parkinsons?

It was a pretty worthless video and he looks as fat and ugly as he ever did. He thinks people should pay him to be his online friend. As if!
Once that much lard gets moving, it creates quite a ripple effect.

He looks like he'd fit in with a hot air balloon festival.
 
Even before he picks the camera up you can see him shaking, almost with whole upper body "tics". I don't know if that's related to his meds or what, but I don't remember that from before.

Edited to add: Also...what an otherwise worthless video to post. Why would someone film this and think to post it as if it's interesting in any way? You can't see anything because the supposed point of the video (his food) is offscreen, and the end result is awful.
 
Wernburger helper. It’s hamburger helper but worse
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1. 'Wernburger helper' looks awful even by wern standards. Actual hamburger helper has some kind of actual cheese sauce in it as its kind of a stovetop casserole. It looks like lucas literally just cooked noodles, dumped chunks of meat in them and melted a cheese slice on it. Then added soy sauce

Nevermind the fact that with his kidney issues he shouldn't even be eating any amount of soy sauce

Imagine showing something like that off like its some kind of gourmet meal. Literal hobos eat better than that. He would be better off eating at the shelter - and i'm not entirely convinced he doesn't still do so once his tugboat runs out

2. That.....thing he is eating in the second pic appears to be a stick of celery with some kind of mayonnaise...or some kind of cool whip, with shitty pepperoni slices on it. This is shit even prisoners wouldn't come up with. Its literal broke brained schizo/autistic child food - and I use the word food lightly. It looks like a deformed cock blowing a thick load in his mouth....and is really asking for a photoshop of that pic to add a cock

3. That third pic is the kind of thing only the stupidest of incels would post. Not to mention its utterly nonsensical. 'I blew a load into an old balding woman almost as fat as I am and god didn't save me, therefore there is no god cause occams razor' fucking wern logic at its finest. and that isn't even getting into the fact its a known fact this stuff is being said by an idiot who literally couldn't pass a high school biology class and has zero understanding of even basic chemistry
 
1. 'Wernburger helper' looks awful even by wern standards. Actual hamburger helper has some kind of actual cheese sauce in it as its kind of a stovetop casserole. It looks like lucas literally just cooked noodles, dumped chunks of meat in them and melted a cheese slice on it. Then added soy sauce

Nevermind the fact that with his kidney issues he shouldn't even be eating any amount of soy sauce

Imagine showing something like that off like its some kind of gourmet meal. Literal hobos eat better than that. He would be better off eating at the shelter - and i'm not entirely convinced he doesn't still do so once his tugboat runs out

2. That.....thing he is eating in the second pic appears to be a stick of celery with some kind of mayonnaise...or some kind of cool whip, with shitty pepperoni slices on it. This is shit even prisoners wouldn't come up with. Its literal broke brained schizo/autistic child food - and I use the word food lightly. It looks like a deformed cock blowing a thick load in his mouth....and is really asking for a photoshop of that pic to add a cock

3. That third pic is the kind of thing only the stupidest of incels would post. Not to mention its utterly nonsensical. 'I blew a load into an old balding woman almost as fat as I am and god didn't save me, therefore there is no god cause occams razor' fucking wern logic at its finest. and that isn't even getting into the fact its a known fact this stuff is being said by an idiot who literally couldn't pass a high school biology class and has zero understanding of even basic chemistry
I see the tent-sized Dodge City tee is back.

If you Photoshop a cock on that photo I will lose my shit laughing. It's like he set himself up.
 
Man, Lucas really ramped up the autism and stupidity when this site went down. He really thinks he is a celebrity and that people will want to buy crappy merchandise with his likeness on it. But he hates, HATES capitalism. Please. Fatty is just mad that he is not handed whatever he wants.

Lucas made his FB friend only as far as his posts go. I am sure this is a vain attempt to try to get people to pay him for friend request acceptance to be able to see his posts. He is such a cow. It really would be funny if he got zucced for his pay for friend acceptance scheme. He would be moooing and reeeing about that.

Nov. 3 is the deadline fatty has imposed on his roommate to make space for Lucas's next food stamp haul in the freezer section of the mini fridge in his gubmint provided apartment. He will be busting out the door to spend up the gubmint funds on ramen noodles and other unhealthy shit.
Crazy how commies always turn into the most ruthless capitalists once they get a crumb of reaction
 
He has zero self awareness if he thinks the Dodge City celery scarfing photo is flattering enough to post for Gen Z.
Greasy uncombed hair, unshaven oily face and big as a house with man tits.
He does, though. He thinks that is a plenty good photo of him. It shows that he eats good food and a Gen Z hottie can do the same if she is with him. They just need to stop being agephobic and stop getting with the guys with cars and credit cards. They're polluters and Bernie Sanders would say that it is wrong.

That really is how he thinks. It's how his cow brain works. It is mind boggling. I have never seen anything quite like it. I only follow him and Russell Greer regularly. I go back and forth on who is more delusional. Probably Greer is since he regularly tries to hit on NFL cheerleaders and Instagram models while being a hobgoblin. Lucas really just yells into the abyss most of the time and only occasionally hits on women online. When he does he shows what a creep he is.
 
He does, though. He thinks that is a plenty good photo of him. It shows that he eats good food and a Gen Z hottie can do the same if she is with him. They just need to stop being agephobic and stop getting with the guys with cars and credit cards. They're polluters and Bernie Sanders would say that it is wrong.

That really is how he thinks. It's how his cow brain works. It is mind boggling. I have never seen anything quite like it. I only follow him and Russell Greer regularly. I go back and forth on who is more delusional. Probably Greer is since he regularly tries to hit on NFL cheerleaders and Instagram models while being a hobgoblin. Lucas really just yells into the abyss most of the time and only occasionally hits on women online. When he does he shows what a creep he is.
Depends on how you define delusional i'd say. Both are narcissists, though greer seems to be the far greater of one and lets it define his actions even more than lucas does. Whatever else greer might be his behavior fits more within obsessive and stalker tier behavior and a massively over inflated sense of his own importance that leads him to engage in cow like behavior. In other words he's not really crazy or delusional in the crazy sense. Lucas on the other hand is clearly legit brain damaged, has observable delusional thinking, sees and hears things that don't exist and bases his world view on nonsensical ideas that are clearly a result of and generated by his own broken brain. Things like magic sperm, bernie sanders being some kind of sex god, imaginary greybeards and flatbills he's constantly in competition with, hearing the voices on the wind telling him shit that he imagines people say about him, thinking insane board games will attract zoomers, etc... and alot of it is also tied into his narcissism and pedo desires in a manner that enable him to twist things around in his head and rationalize his pedo behavior as necessary, good for society and making him some kind of hero. Greer might have a shit understanding of the law and get stupid about it alot but he doesn't do that kind of shit. Sure he hits on cheerleaders and IG models and expects theres a good chance they'd want him, but thats more self important narcissism than actually being crazy. Besides, you never really know. No sane IG model or cheerleader would go for some random guy like greer if encountered online but weird things can happen sometimes and you'd be surprised who those types of women can end up with sometimes. They get surrounded by weirdos and everybody constantly wanting to fuck them and being creeps to them on one hand and on the other they get seen as inapproachable by a large percentage of men and can be pretty isolated and depressed people. Sometimes that can lead to surprising and unexpected things happening relationship wise. You might be surprised how many such women end up with men you'd expect would never get the time of day from them. That'll never happen with greer, he's a weirdo who gives off obsessive stalker vibes even in his body language. But yeah, get to know one of those types and not being a creep and a bit of understanding can go a long way and lead to a surprising outcome. So its not really as out there as alot of people think, at least with people who aren't psychos like greer. This is doubly the case with pornstars or ex porn stars, but i'd seriously suggest avoiding those types like the plague cause they come with all kinds of mental problems, as can be expected from spending any amount of time in that line of work
 
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