Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
@WonderWino , you said earlier that Lucas isn't known to be generous. Now that's not true. Lucas has given over $3000 worth of food to the homeless. He even once gave his Thanksgiving shelter meal leftovers to a hobo who was sleeping on the street. Lucas is plenty generous!
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Don't forget all the candy he used to leave out for little girls.

Da Dude123 said:
But remember, the doctors have told him that he needs to eat more sodium. Not less. Plenty of sodium is plenty good!
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Doctors have developed a final solution to the Wern question.
 
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Screenshot from his last troon rant video. He's not sticking his dick is something that wants to be called daddy. 🐄🐮


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Club Sandwich said:
that's quite pout he's sporting, and his face is getting more bloated in general, not just the eyes/eye lids. that salt is going to lead to hypertension or heart problems sooner rather than later.
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Bold of you to assume he hasn't already been starting down the heart problems and hypertension road for some time already. After all he's been obese and diabetic for years, most of which time it wasn't treated properly, plus he's had the kidney issues and the presence of kidney issues bad enough to put you on dialysis frequently include heart issues as well. The swelling doesn't exactly imply this hasn't been the case with him. I'd be very surprised if his heart wasn't in poor shape by now all things considered. I mean he breathes worse than darth vader just sitting still filming a video half the time

Da Dude123 said:
He's not sticking his dick is something that wants to be called daddy
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....He'll end up with a tiny femme troon wanting to be called mommy with a 12" cock with that attitude. I can just imagine the epic psychotic break lucas would have on the spot if he finally got some petite troon he somehow couldn't clock and thought was a 19 year old girl, gets the troon in bed, reaches down to slide down her panties and then.....suddenly grabs ahold of a 12" cock and realizes its really a guy. He would go fucking batshit right then and there and get himself either arrested or committed. Probably arrested if he started ranting like he has been in his recent videos. and thats the best case scenario. Just imagine if 'she' talked lucas into bending over to 'try something new' and ends up with a troon cock in him. No way lucas wouldn't get violent as fuck immediately and start screeching all kinds of anti troon ranting

Somehow I don't think he would be very welcome in mallon place after that. He's also never live it down and never hear the end of it. Nor would we hear the end of lucas producing video after video about how he's totally not gay
 
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Krathnami said:
Ok so how long before Lucas gets tossed from his retard housing? Because he’s mentally gone. Again. View attachment 5327177
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He loves saying nigger! His all time favorite word. Makes the Gen Z women hot, he once said. But he's totally not racist. He marched with black lives matter once! Totally an aly! AOC would be proud, Bernie Sanders would too!
 
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Krathnami said:
Ok so how long before Lucas gets tossed from his retard housing? Because he’s mentally gone. Again. View attachment 5327177
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and he wonders why everyone calls him racist. Unsurprisingly he even twists it around to somehow involve eating it. and somehow I suspect he's being at least somewhat serious and trying to see if anyone would be stupid enough to buy it off him

Its amazing he doesn't get his ass beaten into the pavement more often

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His fibonacci obsession is getting more and more bizarre. Mr PhD in age gap breeding is ranting about ovulated nerve endings now. He really, really doesn't understand the slightest thing about biology. This is pure schizo word salad

Also another toasterbortion meal:
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WonderWino said:
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His fibonacci obsession is getting more and more bizarre. Mr PhD in age gap breeding is ranting about ovulated nerve endings now. He really, really doesn't understand the slightest thing about biology. This is pure schizo word salad
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What the fuck is this guy on about? I mean, I know sex typically leads to orgasms (well, if you're not fucking Lucas that is) but I'm pretty sure an egg doesn't experience an orgasm when it is fertilized.

I know some folks have a breeding fetish, but this guy has a fertilization fetish.
 
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His rant about how long the sperm/egg live is totally wrong on every count.

Sperm cannot survive 5 days "outside of the bag", it has to be inside the female reproductive track. And only about 10% of sperm will even still be viable at that point. Most will perish within the first 24-48 hours as well.

Likewise, going by his logic, eggs are technically ancient. If a man makes sperm, which only survives for about 74 days inside the male reproductive track, then what of the eggs? Each and every single egg that a woman has, was created inside her overies before she was even born. The egg that erupts at ovulation for a 35 year old woman is a 35 year old egg. Its not so much that an egg is "dead" after 24-48 hours as is the fact that the hormonal fluctuations that keep the endometrium receptive to egg implantation dip back down to baseline and the cessation of progesterone causes a period and the lining to shed.

Sorry I'm done ranting. His lack of basic highschool biology really rustle my jimmies.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
What the fuck is this guy on about? I mean, I know sex typically leads to orgasms (well, if you're not fucking Lucas that is) but I'm pretty sure an egg doesn't experience an orgasm when it is fertilized.

I know some folks have a breeding fetish, but this guy has a fertilization fetish.
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Indeed, that he would even remotely imply that is just bizarre. I mean there are junior high and probably even elementary school kids who have taken sex ed that have a better understanding of what happens during sex than lucas does. I definitely think you're on to something with the fertilization fetish, which also might explain what he was doing creeping around on bdsm sites in the first place as those kinds of places tend to have creepy breeder fetishists skulking around. Though to be fair even those types, degenerate as they may be, at least understand sex and reproduction better than lucas does

and on that note, lets not forget that lucas has repeatedly made a point of bringing up the fact that when he was in school 'getting his PhD' one of his end goals for said education was to somehow get some zoomer eggs and genx sperm (gee I wonder who he thought was going to provide that), literally mix them together in a lab setting to see what happened and prove his 'theories' which I suspect was feeding into said fertilization fetish. He wasn't just being a dumbass who had no understanding of how research works he was deliberately injecting his fetish into his supposed future medical career, in a similar way that psychopathic surgeons get off on all the blood and cutting they do while performing surgery, except lucas literally gets off on it

EDIT: He posted another video
Showing how much of a racist he is, while managing to center his entire schizo rant on the food aspect

Yet again showing how racist and food obsessed he truly is
 
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WonderWino said:
Indeed, that he would even remotely imply that is just bizarre. I mean there are junior high and probably even elementary school kids who have taken sex ed that have a better understanding of what happens during sex than lucas does. I definitely think you're on to something with the fertilization fetish, which also might explain what he was doing creeping around on bdsm sites in the first place as those kinds of places tend to have creepy breeder fetishists skulking around. Though to be fair even those types, degenerate as they may be, at least understand sex and reproduction better than lucas does

and on that note, lets not forget that lucas has repeatedly made a point of bringing up the fact that when he was in school 'getting his PhD' one of his end goals for said education was to somehow get some zoomer eggs and genx sperm (gee I wonder who he thought was going to provide that), literally mix them together in a lab setting to see what happened and prove his 'theories' which I suspect was feeding into said fertilization fetish. He wasn't just being a dumbass who had no understanding of how research works he was deliberately injecting his fetish into his supposed future medical career, in a similar way that psychopathic surgeons get off on all the blood and cutting they do while performing surgery, except lucas literally gets off on it

EDIT: He posted another video
Showing how much of a racist he is, while managing to center his entire schizo rant on the food aspect

Yet again showing how racist and food obsessed he truly is
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He says the best food in the world is made by ”brown skin” people and his first example is the Japanese. 😆

Ah. Classic Wern. Never change.
 
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So I was rewatching a couple of his recent videos and noticed this:
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Thats straight from lucas's own mouth: he admits to being 360lbs and claims to have dropped to 284lbs. We know how lucas lies about his weight. Whatever he is claiming he weighed its always more and whatever he claims to have lost its always less. No way he's telling the truth about his current weight, one look at him is proof of that. He's fatter now than when he got cited and weighed 297lbs per police records
 
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