Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Looks like lucas is back on the you eat cheese and drink alcohol why don't you fuck me bandwagon. He really does talk like a broken record at times
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Unsurprisingly he doesn't see the obvious difference between a not wanting to fuck a creepy old guy and eating cheese and drinking wine. Creepy aged wine and creepy aged cheese are certainly true to his usual wernisms though

Plus he is clearly unaware that many cheeses are not aged at all and the ones that are aren't aged for very long for the most part and wine and other alcohols are more about fermentation than aging. He's fallen into the common trap of thinking that alot of alcohol is aged or continues to age after being bottled
Another sign that the cow is off his meds. Such an autistic thing to think about. Only him would see a hypocrisy in a woman eating cheese but not wanting to date an older man. I hope he starts mooooing and making videos about this again.
 
Looks like lucas is back on the you eat cheese and drink alcohol why don't you fuck me bandwagon. He really does talk like a broken record at times
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Unsurprisingly he doesn't see the obvious difference between a not wanting to fuck a creepy old guy and eating cheese and drinking wine. Creepy aged wine and creepy aged cheese are certainly true to his usual wernisms though

Plus he is clearly unaware that many cheeses are not aged at all and the ones that are aren't aged for very long for the most part and wine and other alcohols are more about fermentation than aging. He's fallen into the common trap of thinking that alot of alcohol is aged or continues to age after being bottled

I've missed this Lucas. This one always appears before a massive chimp out.
 
I've missed this Lucas. This one always appears before a massive chimp out.
Yeah its definitely a sign that implies certain things to come. This is exactly the kind of crazy he starts spouting before he starts to revert to angry entitled lucas and does something stupid. Usually ending with a commitment or an eviction, or both. He isn't exactly picking a good time to go off the meds either given the cold weather isn't too far away and spring is a long way off. To say nothing of the fact lucas was extremely lucky to have been able to get into mallon place. If he fucks that up theres nothing else for him in spokane. Its leave town or jump between shelters until he fucks that up. Though if he gets the boot I suspect he'll spiral into worsening health and end up hospitalized or dead within a couple months. He was almost at that point when he got into mallon place which is probably the only reason he got in there in the first place

I wonder what it'll be that sets him off this time. Probably not delusions of drug dealing teen fucking neighbors this time considering where he is and who his neighbors are. Perhaps it'll be a chimpout at the staff when he starts acting more and more unstable and gets confronted about his behavior and meds by a staff member. Either that or a chimpout during a board game that doesn't go his way. After all jamie has beaten him at least twice by his own admission, despite being berated by lucas, being heavily medicated or half out of it and not really knowing how to play it other than what lucas tells him. I could see him spazzing out at jamie. All it'll take is for him to be having a bad day, be pissy about not getting his zoomer bae and someone to criticize him the wrong way
 
I've missed this Lucas. This one always appears before a massive chimp out.
I hope he puts it on video outside and someone walks by as he is screaming at his phone and tells him "shut the fuck up, faggot.". That was priceless when that happened when he was a bum living in the hobo shelters.
 
Since Lucas seems to be getting back into his true form, it is probably inevitable that he will sperg out just before winter arrives…ensuring that he is out on the streets at the worst time of year to be homeless.

Again.

Here’s hoping Christmas brings us kiwis a new golden age of Wern content.
 
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A couple grabs from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting page. Lucas always has headphones over his ears. He is using the full headphones instead of the earbuds. He is trying to drown out the voices on the wind. They tell him he is a worthless bum, a stupid ass jerk, as well as a fat faggot.

Lol that someone did a drawing of the mooo cow.


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Even by lucas's standards thats a horrifying thing to eat. and throwing in an obvious trump jail reference is just weird. The only one who should be facing an indictment is lucas for that horrifying crime against food

A couple grabs from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting page. Lucas always has headphones over his ears. He is using the full headphones instead of the earbuds. He is trying to drown out the voices on the wind. They tell him he is a worthless bum, a stupid ass jerk, as well as a fat faggot.
Yeah its definitely voices on the wind related. Like the earbuds before them I doubt they're even connected to anything. Notice lucas is using his phone as a camera but you don't see the cord on the headphones in a position that would imply they're attached to the phone. He may as well just wear earplugs . Walking around wearing headphones just makes him look like he escaped from a mental hospital

He sure does seem real excited by a diet dr pepper of all things. Its like he's trying to brag he's totally healthy because he picked a diet one

The rest of the new brokepost pics:

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Of course he wants people to send him pics of food. He's fucking food obsessed. He should be careful about doing that, he's likely to get someone to send him ideas that will make him shit himself

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Lucas is pissy his ban evading account isn't letting him hide his real age from the zoomer baes. Yet he'd be pissed off if he found out a someone claiming to be a zoomer was actually in her 30s and using filters. You know, the same thing lucas does
 
A couple grabs from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting page. Lucas always has headphones over his ears. He is using the full headphones instead of the earbuds. He is trying to drown out the voices on the wind. They tell him he is a worthless bum, a stupid ass jerk, as well as a fat faggot.

Lol that someone did a drawing of the mooo cow.


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At least he's outside and looks like he is walking around, in the (creepy, cringy) picture. Builds my hopes for some around town, under-a-bridge type sperging in the future.
Yeah its definitely voices on the wind related. Like the earbuds before them I doubt they're even connected to anything. Notice lucas is using his phone as a camera but you don't see the cord on the headphones in a position that would imply they're attached to the phone. He may as well just wear earplugs . Walking around wearing headphones just makes him look like he escaped from a mental hospital
From what I can tell those look like cheap JLAB bluetooth headphones, $40 max, so he might well be listening to something. That said, I guarantee those have been in so many recent pictures because he thinks he is showing off and will attract zoomers.
 
A couple grabs from the Lucas Werner Brokeposting page. Lucas always has headphones over his ears. He is using the full headphones instead of the earbuds. He is trying to drown out the voices on the wind. They tell him he is a worthless bum, a stupid ass jerk, as well as a fat faggot.

Lol that someone did a drawing of the mooo cow.


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More of Lucas's mooooing and awful cooking, courtesy of the Lucas Werner Brokeposting FB page. I hope he keeps moooing and reeeing and works himself up into a tizzy that then causes a chimpout. What a cow! 🐄 🐮

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He always does work himself up to a chimpout of some kind when he starts talking like this. Sometimes I wonder if he does it deliberately to get himself into trouble so he can play victim and justify why he behaves the way he does as some kind of idiotic payback to society. Its not that uncommon of a thing with his kind

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I guess lucas should have kept his DS then huh. and he's in no position to call anyone else a boring tubby boyfriend. Definitely a self insert there. You can just see how furious he is when he's writing that that he can't find a zoomer that wants anything to do with him
 
His lack of dating success must be down to nigotry, he's such a great catch! Who wouldn't want a morbidly obese, mentally ill, diabetic, unemployed, homeless incel whose most significant life achievement was getting in the news for passing an obscene note to a teenage girl when she was at work and who lives in a care home for the retarded?

Edit: My phone decided that "nigotry" is a word and who am I to disagree?
 
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He always does work himself up to a chimpout of some kind when he starts talking like this. Sometimes I wonder if he does it deliberately to get himself into trouble so he can play victim and justify why he behaves the way he does as some kind of idiotic payback to society. Its not that uncommon of a thing with his kind

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I guess lucas should have kept his DS then huh. and he's in no position to call anyone else a boring tubby boyfriend. Definitely a self insert there. You can just see how furious he is when he's writing that that he can't find a zoomer that wants anything to do with him

Not to be too autistic, but you can tell which ones are new Lucas posts vs old ones that they posted, due to the profile pic. Like for example, they posted one where the profile pic was Lucas with a slice of bread hanging from his mouth. That one is an old one. The current profile pic is the one with him wearing a ball cap. The old ones are worth revisiting, though.
 
Since Lucas seems to be getting back into his true form, it is probably inevitable that he will sperg out just before winter arrives…ensuring that he is out on the streets at the worst time of year to be homeless.

Again.

Here’s hoping Christmas brings us kiwis a new golden age of Wern content.
I think Lucas is doing the opposite. Crazy babbling so he can stay in whatever place he's at now, so he's not homeless in the cold again. I may be overestimating him, granted.
 
I think Lucas is doing the opposite. Crazy babbling so he can stay in whatever place he's at now, so he's not homeless in the cold again. I may be overestimating him, granted.
If anything a scheme like that would backfire. After all at some point he'd put himself in a situation where they'd tell him he's acting too unhinged for the safety of the residents so either take his meds or gtfo either to the street or the nuthouse. He's already a long term resident so he has no need to attempt a plan like that.

That aside, he's clearly off his meds, he only talks like this when unmedicated, he doesn't have enough brains to be able to fake it and even if he did the end result would inevitably be the same - he'd work himself up into a real incident even if he didn't want to, like what happened with his famous video of him demanding a gay guy come down to him in the middle of the night and bring him a zoomer bae
 
With Pukas health, history and behaviors medicated I can't see the system planning to let him loose again. He's definitely in assisted tard homes till he gets put out or leaves himself. I know the system is wack and over worked but 20 seconds reading his shit a case worker couldn't say nah he's gonna be ok let's free him up.

Granted never know what fucked up stuff happens. Lucas I assume will get thrown out.

Back to the food sex connection that's one of my favorites of lizard brain. I wonder how Lucas would react to anyone who's into vintage drinks, I've had port (being fortified last almost forever) from the early 1900s. For a lot less than you'd expect.

There's almost no one if anyone left from that era. So using Lucas mind set he's just not old enough to be any good. It's bigoted of him to take from his elders. King Roy should be slaying zoomed puss. What a greed monger.

I really want to see Lucas flat out simp but be his pedo self.

I would probably pee my pants (something Lucas does normally) if he tweeted to AOC you're so cool shame you're too old and not 12.

With him spiraling we might get just that.
 
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