Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas effectively admits he can't fuck with his fisting fetish. I think he even said once that his dick may not work, but his fist will.

I agree that it's largely insecurity with him, and that supersedes his sexual desire.

But with pedophilia, I think it's mostly that the younger a girl is, she's less likely to be fat. Lucas has demanded a hot jogger girl in yoga pants. Finding those around Lucas' age in the US, not easy.
 
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Oh, Tubby wants some Door Dash. Of course, he does. More handouts for the fat 44 year old welfare recipient. Door Dash is stupid expensive. It pretty much doubles the price of whatever you buy. Everytime I get Door Dash, I sort of shake my head at myself. I'm employed and have some disposable income, but I realize that it is not a wise thing to spend money on. It is not for the poors, but probably lots of poor people waste money on it. Lucas always does.

And of course Tubby is too lazy to waddle to Burger King or wherever. He needs it delivered and he wants it, right now, right now, right now! He thinks he's entitled, bloke. And yes, he deserves it!

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Da Dude123 said:
Oh, Tubby wants some Door Dash. Of course, he does. More handouts for the fat 44 year old welfare recipient. Door Dash is stupid expensive. It pretty much doubles the price of whatever you buy. Everytime I get Door Dash, I sort of shake my head at myself. I'm employed and have some disposable income, but I realize that it is not a wise thing to spend money on. It is not for the poors, but probably lots of poor people waste money on it. Lucas always does.

And of course Tubby is too lazy to waddle to Burger King or wherever. He needs it delivered and he wants it, right now, right now, right now! He thinks he's entitled, bloke. And yes, he deserves it!

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He's back to his usual childlike pattern - first he e-begs for some money, a few idiots are stupid enough to give it to him and he immediately jumps on assuming he can just keep riding that wave and getting more just by demanding it. He did exactly the same thing with his shout out videos and such before (which predictably ended quickly when he stopped getting any takers) and during the period he thought he was some super famous internet personality who could demand buckets of chicken, hundreds of dollars and free motel rooms for appearing on podcasts simply because he got shit from goldaor, who he was stupid enough not to realize was baiting him to set him up to embarrass himself, which also dried up very quickly when nobody else wanted anything to do with him and he got criticized by the only other idiots that went for it

and of course he demands doordash cause he's too fat, lazy and entitled to even bother to waddle down to 7-11 to get his shit tier food (which he could afford more of if he did that instead of using doordash in the first place) every time he pulls this the response should be the same - giving him absolutely nothing or a just frozen catfish doordashed to him to piss him off and deter him from future begging

That said, he's really close to tugboat day so he couldn't even wait that long to get his $13 to binge on what little garbage he can afford. Speaking of which its hilarious that a) he's e-begging for what amounts to over 2 months worth of his disposable income.....which only works out to like $25, which any normal person wouldn't bat an eye at spending and makes far more than that in a day, and frequently in an hour. Let that sink in. Lucas's disposable income in a given month, barring whatever he can bs people into sending him, amounts to less than what somebody working at mcdonalds makes in a fucking hour. There is no reason why he couldn't at least attempt to get a mcdonalds job. Not that he'd get it or last very long in it if he did but at least it would be some degree of effort on his part to make some money. The best part is he'd likely get all his money stolen by some other bums on pay day like he did with his covidbux. Imagine how absolutely furious lucas would be, lowering himself to work at his most hated of jobs, all that grueling time manning the fry station with only his greed driving him to tolerate it for the money, and with no weed, food or booze to soothe himself and then the long coveted payday finally arrives and......a couple hours later he gets ripped off again by one of his seedy hobo buddies and has no money left after putting up with all that for two whole weeks to get paid. Oh he would be big mad. No way he wouldn't be screaming in the streets about that one no matter how medicated he is
 
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But remember, he's "entitled" to the basics, therefore he's entitled to everything else that he wants. That's how his mind works. The gluttonous ingrate should consider himself lucky that he's found a place that can tolerate and handle him. Because if justice had its way, he'd be a decaying corpse already. He'd have died out on the streets with the hand still out for money so that he could stuff his face, riddle his organs with more fat and buy more drinks (anything but water) to further fuck up his kidneys
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The matriarch will forget what country she's in, and that she raised a nut to believe the world owes him something for existing.
 
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And of course Tubby is too lazy to waddle to Burger King or wherever. He needs it delivered and he wants it, right now, right now, right now! He thinks he's entitled, bloke. And yes, he deserves it!
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Well entitlement aside, his physical condition would be deteriorating something fierce. And with what we have seen of him, he's aged quite a bit. I reckon his waddling capabilities have significantly diminished in the last 4 years alone.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
How often do people pay him, it seems like if no one ever gave him money he would stop asking?
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There are a couple exceptional individuals who maybe will give him $5 or $10. Once that happens he mooos about it for days and thinks others will give to him. He then will give up on it for awhile after his mooos for money go unanswered for a while.
 
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There are a couple exceptional individuals who maybe will give him $5 or $10. Once that happens he mooos about it for days and thinks others will give to him. He then will give up on it for awhile after his mooos for money go unanswered for a while.
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Its almost worth $5 if you get a day or two of reeing about how much money he's gonna make if he can get 10 ppl to do that everyday. I vaguely remember him reein about ppl donating but I never asked how much was he getting. I kinda miss the stimulus check arc when he was eating at clink and daggers and trying to bribe a girl with 1k he didn't have access to. I think lucas having some money produces the best content
 
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Lucas is a very good example of the rules for thee but not for me mentality. His hypocrisy is one of the things that entertains me the most about him. I almost have to resist the urge to post about it at this point because it's like shooting fish in a barrel pointing out all the immediate contradictions in how he acts versus how he expects everyone else to act
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Its almost worth $5 if you get a day or two of reeing about how much money he's gonna make if he can get 10 ppl to do that everyday. I vaguely remember him reein about ppl donating but I never asked how much was he getting. I kinda miss the stimulus check arc when he was eating at clink and daggers and trying to bribe a girl with 1k he didn't have access to. I think lucas having some money produces the best content
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Oh, man, the stimulus check arc was the best one. He really thought he was King Shit of Turd Mountain when he got his covid bux. He cashed the check and was flashing that $1400 around like he was some unsigned rapper.

And he was doing this around other vagrants, ragmen, and other societal rejects. We're pretty sure he got robbed of much of that money at the Motel 6. That was so exceptional. Lucas learned zero street smarts being a hobo and he should have known to not flash money around bums and drug addicts, but nope.
 
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Oh, man, the stimulus check arc was the best one. He really thought he was King Shit of Turd Mountain when he got his covid bux. He cashed the check and was flashing that $1400 around like he was some unsigned rapper.

And he was doing this around other vagrants, ragmen, and other societal rejects. We're pretty sure he got robbed of much of that money at the Motel 6. That was so exceptional. Lucas learned zero street smarts being a hobo and he should have known to not flash money around bums and drug addicts, but nope.
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Yeah I thought the stimulus check arc was Peak Lucas lol, I do remember ppl saying he lost a grand or something of that stimulus money I can't remember all the details. I liked the times he was posting long love notes on the lamp posts around Spokanne could you imagine being a zoomy Bae finding one of those notes lol what I wouldn't do to see the looks people made after finding and reading those creepy notes, someone posted a pic of one back when he was doing it but i couldn't make out what it said
 
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This coming from the same guy who spazzes out and blocks people whenever anyone points out the fact that its lucas's own behavior that causes all his problems and its the reason no woman wants anything to do with him. Those facts certainly don't care about his feelings

Its also normally a right winger term so theres another lack of self awareness moment with lucas quoting right wing rhetoric to try to be smug. What would AOC and bernie think there lucas?

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Oh, man, the stimulus check arc was the best one. He really thought he was King Shit of Turd Mountain when he got his covid bux. He cashed the check and was flashing that $1400 around like he was some unsigned rapper.

And he was doing this around other vagrants, ragmen, and other societal rejects. We're pretty sure he got robbed of much of that money at the Motel 6. That was so exceptional. Lucas learned zero street smarts being a hobo and he should have known to not flash money around bums and drug addicts, but nope.
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Lucas must have been seething when that happened. He was already picturing all the clinkerdaggers he was going to gorge himself on the moment he had his hands on that money and the 'luxurious' private motel 6 room he was going to stay in and the zoomer baes he was going to flash it at online like it was a black american express card and then just like that it was gone and he was back in the shelter with no money while everyone else got their bidenbux. I'm still surprised he didn't have a screaming rant in the street about it getting stolen. Lucas tries to memory hole anything that makes him look bad or shows how stupid he is but even so, he must have been very close to blowing his top about it publicly. He'd love nothing more than to see another wave of extra deadly covid come through again, lock everybody up for another couple years and fuck the country just as long as he would get more stimulus money out of it. He'd probably even demand it publicly pointing out its an election year so you better buy those votes with it biden. Completely ignoring the fact he never votes anyway of course

That said he should be grateful it happened the way it did and he didn't get jumped and beaten or have a gun pointed at his face for it. He'd have shit his pants on the spot if that had happened. Either that or went full retard and screamed nonsensically about the thief being a bigot trump supporting flatbill yeeting his bidenbux like he yeeted all the zoomer baes on post street and probably getting shot. It would have been a fitting end for him

and yeah, for someone who spent the better part of 20 years as a hobo lucas has the hobo street smarts and survival skills of a fucking tampon. Anywhere else he'd have been dead years ago. Hell if he'd stayed in LA and gotten his bidenbux there, waving it around skid row he'd have been shot by some dealer or crackhead for it within a day. I'm sure king roy would have been real proud of how lucas met his end when the cops showed up at his door to notify him. Finding out lucas was dead in an alley on LA's skid row after having flown there to meet a 16 year old would not have been received well by king roy i'm sure. No doubt myrna upon hearing the news would have rushed to facebook to portray him as the victim, especially of the government and public while making it all about a pity party for her and making sure to leave out all the important details about why he was there in the first place

If there was any justice it would be for lucas to be condemned to haunt post street for eternity, only to have the area transformed into a gay village full of gay bars and bath houses that he would never be allowed to leave. a fitting punishment for him. Either that or cursed to haunt myrna at her dementia ward so that only she could see and hear him and would torment her demanding clinkerdaggers, a juicy teen womb and a place to stay. The staff would assume she had gone insane ranting about being haunted by lucas
 
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