Bassomatic said:
We know he wants to be the cool kid and edgy and smart plus he hates rules. That we seem to cover a lot. rightfully so it's glaring.
Even more than that lucas doesn't think the rules apply to him and gets furious when he they're applied to him. He does on the other hand love it and take a legit malicious pleasure in enforcing rules on others when it benefits him in some way or allows him to get petty vengeance on them. Case in point how nearly giddy he was when he was gloating about calling the men with butterfly nets on his crazy roommate and sending the cops after people he doesn't like. He's a literal example of rules for thee but not for me. He'd have been a real sick and sadistic motherfucker if he'd been born as the son of some feudal lord in the medieval period. You just know he'd be creeping on all the peasant women and cutting the hands off any of their husbands or male relatives who had a problem with it. At least until he couldn't keep his mouth shut about atheism and got strung up as a heretic or run out of town for it as they didn't take that kind of thing very well at the time
Bassomatic said:
But his entitlement is part I don't often remember us bringing up. God (of any religion) has some ground rules. Be it don't eat pork, no fapping, or just don't rape. (In fact while I'd love a Lucas double down Satanism arc the COS is anti rape due to no harm to others)
Lucas sees himself as plenty good and HOW DARE God ask him to change! He earned heaven by being Lucas.
Somehow when I read that I suddenly got disappointed that nobody has of yet made a drawing of lucas that involves him dying, getting stopped at the pearly gates and being confronted with all the shit he did to get himself thrown out of heaven and then throwing his usual tard rage at saint peter until he got dumped into his own personal hell, essentially being his current life but 100x worse and where everyone around him is a flatbill or a greybeard and they all have supermodel zoomer baes who want nothing to do with lucas, constantly call him a creep and where he is always starving to death but never dies and is condemned to live under some bridge in awful humidity and heat with his kidneys constantly failing
Bassomatic said:
With how bad his health is even as a retard no way docs haven't tried to.... forgive the on topic pun, put the fear of God into him. Flat out we keep saying it and he keeps dodging bullets but he doesn't have long on this earth. I still suspect he's hiding some issues. For one I still think we all started really being taken back and laughing when he needed his kidneys scrubbed. From our different levels of medical understanding here to a quick WebMD or wiki... We're all agreeing this is a one way trip and the last road.
Yeah given his obesity, age, general history living on the streets in shit conditions, beetus and diet there is no way he isn't in far worse health than he is letting on. Theres a reason that he doesn't waddle around outside as much as he used to and it isn't just money related. He barely got out of that dialysis situation with his life, he looked like he was almost dead at one point. No way that didn't do permanent damage. No doubt he ignored everything the doctors told him like he always does when told something he doesn't want to hear, cause he thinks since he's a hobo with free healthcare he'll get the best money can buy and they can fix anything that he might do to himself. No doubt he told the doctors what he thought they wanted to hear like he does in the psych ward and then immediately ignored all of it. Just look at the way he eats when given the opportunity. His heart and kidneys must be fucked, and given his high fat diet and drinking shit tier booze whenever possible his liver is probably pretty fatty as well. He comes off as one of those people who survive longer than they should given their health right up to the point where everything just goes fucked at once cause one organ gets a little more fucked than it can handle and triggers a domino effect that kills him really fast. Likely he'll either keel over dead like he almost did with his beetus incident that put him on dialysis or he'll be fine one day and nearly dead the next and blaming everyone around him and his doctors for it
Bassomatic said:
So even thru the mental illness and masks he wears if he's great part of him knows the afterlife is closer to him than he wants.
Indeed, which just makes him go into full denial mode and spaz about anything that reminds him of it when such things come up. Might even be why he has been on yet another anti religion rant lately. He always knows this shit and knows he's in denial of it, he does the same thing when it comes to his behavior - he knows the shit he does is creepy, red flag for being predatory and a pedo and denies that too, but goes spastic when called a creep and insta blocks when called out for his behavior. It strikes a nerve and reminds him of the truth. Lucas is good at denial in itself but not good at convincing himself of that denial completely. Deep down he knows exactly what he is. Probably tied into how he feels about rules as well. Part of his hatred of them is he knows he can't follow them when they prevent him from getting something he wants which leads to him getting into trouble which he blames the people putting those rules on him for it instead of himself for breaking them
Bassomatic said:
For a little salt in the wound, Mrs bassomatic wanted to watch a shitty super hero movie so we put on origins wolverine (it's not that bad Deadpool was fuckin retarded) I made fresh popcorn with old bay, and we still can pay our mortgage. I guess Lucas being on welfare economics worked!
Can't say i've tried old bay on popcorn but summer savory mixed in with the salt adds a nice richness to it, and the keg spice is good on it if you use it sparingly. Its a really good spice in general if you can find it in your area. If not its worth getting a bottle on amazon
TunnelJew said:
Tomorrow I will greet Shabbat knowing that Lucas has less than $20 to his name. The fact he keeps it on a non-interest accruing checking account makes my blood boil like the Red Sea.
Speaking of which i'm not sure I even want to know what lucas's version of cholent would be if he was jewish. No doubt full of hot dogs, cheese, cucumbers, bizarre sauces, burned heavily salted shit tier meats, bbq sauce and all kinds of salts and meat rubs
