Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I occasionally remember Lucas exists, come by the thread and am astonished that he's still alive.

Sometimes I wonder if lucas, like darth sion, is only still alive out of sheer hatred, pain and anger at the world for not giving him what he thinks he's entitled to, and that if he ever somehow let that go he'd keel over dead from a coronary within minutes

We know how lucas feels about troons, I wonder how lucas would react to a really femme twink that was femme enough to pass to lucas for awhile, who tried to hit on him. Lucas going for it and bragging about it immediately online only to be told a few minutes later its just a twink and how gay that made him look. Better yet, have lucas hit on him on IG without noticing he's not a woman would be even more hilarious

 

[Bassomatic]

seems kinda telling. he regrets living this long without someone in love with him. no mention of him loving someone else or caring for them or having a sense of home and family. maybe i'm reading too much into that statement but damn bro, tell me how self centered you are without telling me how self centered you are. no wonder he comes off as someone that doesn't understand actual mutually loving relationships.

You bring up a great point, Lucas is aside a sex pest a narc.

I don't want to get super sappy but too late, I was out hunting and using bourbon to unfreeze myself.

Love is a two way street. Anyone semi sane wants to love back. Being loved is great but sharing it is more so much.

I look at something as small as my hallway in the house Mrs basso and I share, we bump into each other and it's her! Happy memories.

Lucas wants to be worshipped, as much as he pretends to hate religion he wants to be seen as old book God. Love me or die. He just lacks old testament abilities to kill.

Lucas really is just a basic bitch incel. But his bizarre mind set got him a thread vs the lol incel mega thread in community watch. He's also much older being a proto incel.

One thing I think we don't get into as much Lucas HATES women. He also hates men because they take his rightfully owned holes.

Lucas never wanted love he wanted a cult of pre teen pooner. Legit he's too dumb to even want something as simple as love. He wants a meal ticket he can fuck.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If it was almost anyone else then yes, I'd probably feel sorry for them...

but it's not, it's Lucas. Literally everything wrong with his life is his fault, save for maybe his habit of overeating to self-soothe (that was Myrna). Lucas has no friends? That's because he was a piece of shit to the people who actually cared about him. Lucas has severe diabetes? That's because he just decided one day to not take his medicine to "commit suicide" and never got back on it. Lucas repeatedly fails out of college? That's because he's a lazy idiot who can't be bothered to do any work but thinks hes a "genius." Lucas loses his subsidized apartment? That's because he tried to blackmail his neighbors into giving him a girl to rape. Etc.

Yes, never feel sorry for Lucas.

All he had to do to live an easy comfortable life was not bother people for no reason.

 

[TunnelJew]

Shalom,

I haven’t seen this posted on here yet.

So charming, so very very charming…

 

[WonderWino]

Shalom,

I haven’t seen this posted on here yet.

View attachment 5653493

So charming, so very very charming…

Lucas trying to sound intellectual again by repeating words he doesn't understand cause they were written on a sign at the store. For the record, a flight of beer is a sampler, usually free at alot of places that is basically a tasting tray of 3 or 4 beer types that the store sells in shot glass sizes. Lucas is literally bragging about waddling down there and mooching a few free beers and thinks this is a good thing that a woman will take well and believes it makes him come off as sophisticated. If whoever he is messaging there knows anything about these places it'll be immediately obvious what he did. and throwing the nachos in there is just weird. Cause every high class place that has tasting selections of their beers totally sells nachos as well

Every word he uttered there is pure manipulation and would come out before long. All she'd have to do is google his name and the truth about what he is and why he was so close to the bus station at the time will come out. Which she would absolutely do because lucas would act like a loon like he always does if she was foolish enough to actually meet him

I don't think he thought far enough ahead to know what he would do if by some bizarre chance she actually accepted. He can't invite her to his fartbox at the nursing home pseudo halfway house, no woman would invite him straight over to her house and he has no money so can't go anywhere or buy a meal. Not that i'd put it past him to go on some rant about how his mental problems make it so he doesn't have to work and how capitalism is a bad thing and he's creating jobs by refusing to have a job and live off tardbux. I'm sure that would go over real well with her. He'd get refused or told to fuck off real quick and he'd spaz out and call her a trump supporting, gold digging bigot, which could end all kinds of badly for him depending on where he did it and how much he spazzed out and caused a scene. As usual lucas doesn't think even one step ahead of what he's doing at a given time

The best part of that is mentioning it was 'by the bus station' but leaving out the fact that he knew that because at the time he was living at the bus station as a hobo

 

[Dust & Bones]

Anyone have a link to his old writings? I was looking thru the pages earlier looking for it but never did find it.

I haven't peeked in on Lucas in a couple months and still have a few pages to be fully caught up.
I remember there being a Lucas compilation archive website- of course I can't find it. I think I had it on my last dead computer, sorry. Maybe someone will mention it?
I DID go back to Fatal Walter on You Tube and in his playlists there is a Lucas Werner playlist that has 3 under 15 minute vids titled "Conversationrage- The Writings of Lucas Werner". Cute, isn't it? Conversationrage" is an old website of Lucas in case you didn't know. He says it means "Conversation-R-Age", yup yup.

EDIT: OH! I saw WonderWino mention "Klickitat" last page or page before!! Good stuff and jarred my memory! On YouTube- "Wernology", lot's of good old Lucas stuff AND he has the archive= virtualwern.com
Hope this helps you on your reading adventures!

 

[WonderWino]

The latest from brokeposting:

The first is new and the others are reposts from last year but they sure do drive what lucas is home. That fucking hairline

Not to mention he's bitching about a tv show he doesn't even watch, because he never watches tv

 

[Todd Weiss]

The latest from brokeposting:
View attachment 5655149

View attachment 5655150

View attachment 5655151

The first is new and the others are reposts from last year but they sure do drive what lucas is home. That fucking hairline

Not to mention he's bitching about a tv show he doesn't even watch, because he never watches tv

The guy that dribbles piss all over his pants & goes months without clean laundry is worried about his hair.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

If someone is telling Lucas he doesn't look 43 it's because they mean he looks 63

 

[Da Dude123]

The Brokeposting page released this. The mooo cow is begging for money again. The cow has spent all of his tardbux and needs some donations so he can get some cheese popcorn. Knowing Lucas the dumbass cow will probably have Door Dash deliver it, since he is too lazy to get it himself. 44 years old and this is his life. But those attractive Gen Z women are bigots, agephobes, and classists for not wanting to date a plenty good man like him. .

 

[TunnelJew]

Shalom,

Oy fucking vey, that bald spot is an absolute travesty. Even the largest yamaka couldn’t cover that. It’s like the tonsure of a medieval monk, if that monk worshipped the god of telomerase.

Part of me wonders why in the name of Yahweh somebody would keep that hairstyle and not just keep it short and go bald with dignity. Then I remember that this is Lucas we’re talking about, a man so lacking in self awareness that his very hairstyle is a walking meme. He also begs for popcorn money at the age of 44; dignity just isn’t on the cards.

I know how Luke’s mind works. He’s trying to achieve two things. The first is to maintain a carefree, easygoing beach bum persona like The Dude in The Big Lebowski to attract young poon. The second is his desperate attempt to cling to his youth. The opposite effect is achieved. He literally looks like a fat version of the goy who ‘chose poorly’ in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (“what is happening to me?!” ). Like if you actually asked someone to design the head of an undead peasant, this is what you get.

View attachment 5655150

 

[WonderWino]

The Brokeposting page released this. The mooo cow is begging for money again. The cow has spent all of his tardbux and needs some donations so he can get some cheese popcorn. Knowing Lucas the dumbass cow will probably have Door Dash deliver it, since he is too lazy to get it himself. 44 years old and this is his life. But those attractive Gen Z women are bigots, agephobes, and classists for not wanting to date a plenty good man like him. .


View attachment 5656266

View attachment 5656270

Why am I not surprised he puts cheese on his popcorn. and lets not forget this is the same guy who went to the library, wrote a bunch of notes about his crazy age gap bs, put them on a table in said library and then poured popcorn all over them for some unexplained reason and then revealed the notes by brushing the popcorn off the notes and scattering it all over the table and floor

Yeah this is totally a guy who should be sent popcorn ffs. He's worse than a 2 year old. Also he reminds me of that king of the hill episode where dale gets pissed off at how much of an idiot bill is and points out how many times a week does bill eat popcorn for dinner hank? He doesn't even pop it. Sounds pretty wern like to me. Eating a bowl of unpopped popcorn kernels covered in butter and cheese sounds like something lucas would do. Or just put a bowl of them in the microwave and not realize it wouldn't end well

Also this comes off exactly like lucas, right down to self sabotaging himself with sugar

I know how Luke’s mind works. He’s trying to achieve two things. The first is to maintain a carefree, easygoing beach bum persona like The Dude in The Big Lebowski to attract young poon

Lucas as the dude is a horrifying thought. Though I can see lucas waddling around walmart in a filthy robe and drinking half and half out of the carton, starting an adventure by pissing on his own rug and taking up bowling thinking the zoomer baes are obsessed with it. Except lucas would end up more like jesus than the dude in that situation, with the whole exposing himself to an 8 year old thing. Lucas in a whole body purple suit at the bowling alley sounds about right though, as does pissing off a bunch of greybeards he owes money to who threaten to cut off his johnson. and to be fair he was in LA for awhile so perhaps that could have been the start of his idiot pedo version of the dude arc if he had stayed. At least his getting the shit beaten out of him by the malibu chief of police was rather on point for him. That absolutely would have happened sooner or later

 

[Particle Bored]

I think I figured out the secret purpose to Lucas' fartbox.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I occasionally remember Lucas exists, come by the thread and am astonished that he's still alive.

The only explanation I can think of is that the MRSA has outnumbered his own body’s cells. We have a medically resistant super-Wern on our hands now. May God have mercy on our souls.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Shalom,

I haven’t seen this posted on here yet.

View attachment 5653493

So charming, so very very charming…

As stupid and delirious as he is, this shows how Lucas is (at least attempting to be) manipulative.
"I'm relatively new in town"
No Lucas, you have lived in Spokane for years, you have been banned from most of the homeless shelters in the city, you are affectionately known as the Spokane Pedofreak. You are not new in town, you are borderline a horrifying cryptid.

Yet, Lucas says this to disarm and make the target of these messages feel like Lucas is new in town and disarm them.

The latest from brokeposting:
View attachment 5655149

View attachment 5655150

View attachment 5655151

The first is new and the others are reposts from last year but they sure do drive what lucas is home. That fucking hairline

Not to mention he's bitching about a tv show he doesn't even watch, because he never watches tv

Lucas is objectively wrong.
In certain amphibians older females are objectively favored because their fecundity increases with each year of survival.
But of course this is funny because Lucas clearly watched MTV Beach House then got butthurt about it.

 

[WonderWino]

I think I figured out the secret purpose to Lucas' fartbox.
View attachment 5658186

Hopefully that doesn't give lucas any ideas about encircling zoomer baes using his fibonacci sequence of fart bubbles

The only explanation I can think of is that the MRSA has outnumbered his own body’s cells. We have a medically resistant super-Wern on our hands now. May God have mercy on our souls.

So.... kind of like a MRSA version of when john connor was turned into a terminator then. He's not lucas anymore, just a sentient MRSA colony in lucas's form

As stupid and delirious as he is, this shows how Lucas is (at least attempting to be) manipulative.
"I'm relatively new in town"
No Lucas, you have lived in Spokane for years, you have been banned from most of the homeless shelters in the city, you are affectionately known as the Spokane Pedofreak. You are not new in town, you are borderline a horrifying cryptid.

Yet, Lucas says this to disarm and make the target of these messages feel like Lucas is new in town and disarm them.

Which is pure predator behavior, not just manipulative. Actual predators are the ones who behave this way. Lucas is an idiot and not particularly good at being a predator but he absolutely is one and has a predatory mentality

 

[Limp Bizkit Stan Account]

Fatty couldn't talk to a woman if his life depended on it but somehow he thinks he's charismatic enough to drive your point home in an arguement. What a disingenuous thing to offer so bluntly. Why should anyone take anything you say seriously if you publicly offer to parrot an opinion for money? He's an anti-capitalist but all it takes to turn him into a cheap whore is $20. He might as well just go full on prostitution and blow dudes in an alley for Clinkerdagger money.

 

[TunnelJew]

View attachment 5659308
Fatty couldn't talk to a woman if his life depended on it but somehow he thinks he's charismatic enough to drive your point home in an arguement. What a disingenuous thing to offer so bluntly. Why should anyone take anything you say seriously if you publicly offer to parrot an opinion for money? He's an anti-capitalist but all it takes to turn him into a cheap whore is $20. He might as well just go full on prostitution and blow dudes in an alley for Clinkerdagger money.

Shalom,

Do you remember when he tried to manipulate his YouTube audience into not downvoting his vids? He was saying things like “thumbs up this video if you’re not stupid”. When that didn’t work he tried using reverse psychology and was like “thumbs down this if you don’t like the video, thumbs up if you did” and you can see his eyes roll back as he relishes the thought of tricking all the kiwis. Inevitably people did exactly as he asked and he hit an all time high for thumbs down reacts.

If anyone has these I would love to see them again. It would be a late Hanukkah present.

 

[Da Dude123]

View attachment 5659308
Fatty couldn't talk to a woman if his life depended on it but somehow he thinks he's charismatic enough to drive your point home in an arguement. What a disingenuous thing to offer so bluntly. Why should anyone take anything you say seriously if you publicly offer to parrot an opinion for money? He's an anti-capitalist but all it takes to turn him into a cheap whore is $20. He might as well just go full on prostitution and blow dudes in an alley for Clinkerdagger money.

He is back on this nonsense. As has been brought up, trying to charge people to accept a Facebook friend request is against the Facebook terms of service and could get his Facebook page suspended. He wouldn't want that and neither would we. Facebook is how we keep up with his cow antics and how we hear his mooing.

The arrogance of this fat autistic faggot. He thinks he is a celebrity and that people would pay to hear him ramble about something or to be his Facebook friend. It's all very exceptional.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's amazing Lucas feels ok looking down on anyone, when he's at the age most middle class Americans don't blink at a c note. He's fucking begging for popcorn.

He's morbidly obese and wants salty carbs with no real value to nutrition.

I hope the poo touchers take him up on his cashapp sales. This dude charges to be a friend? Lucas is pretty damn broken brain and has no friends aside his drooling slave buddy Jamie (who's he's openly abusive too).

Seeing Lucas try to defend Christ is King, for a whole 20 dollars would be a riot. No I'm not doing it I rather throw the money to an honest to God junkie than give to Lucas.

The more I think how poor he is and behaves like this is normal, the funnier it gets. I'm sure most of us here have had tight months,weeks,maybe years. But also 6 dollars for popcorn vs real food. 1lb ham and discount bread. 20+ pack ramen, 36 eggs the amount even in inflation era 6 dollars can go is far.

But Lucas wants his fast fix and despite having the tools to cook etc chooses pre prepared unhealthy stuff because, he's lazy and entitled.

I see a lot of it working in a major city, hobos want star bucks not the cheap bodega coffee and in sake of real street bums in the winter I'll play devil's advocate, if I had 2 dollars to my name I'd probably be ok spending it for a warm cup of Joe that will keep hunger pain away.

But don't want to rant on socio economics. Lucas is the Freak of Spokane, a fat cave thing who doesn't deserve love.