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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I kinda want to see that happen if only to see in which way it turns into a trainwreck. The good thing with Lucas is that his obsessive need to twitter every brain fart he has will make sure that we'll know what happened.
He'll probably not even leave the house tho
He'll probably not even leave the house tho
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If he really does enroll, then we should see him starting summer quarter on July 2.
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My bet: he is going to meet with someone but will become frustrated/give up when he realizes that his "disability" doesn't mean that they will just fill out all the paperwork/applications/do all the work for him.
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I do wonder if Lucas mistinterpreted someone meeting with him to discuss his application (or an interview) as enrolment. I doubt he'll actually make it past an interview, as that would involve him having an honest discussion about himself - and listening to someone far more knowledgeable than he is about his chosen subject.
And to think I finish my undergraduate degree in the next couple of weeks - I'm going through the application process for postgraduate study at the moment. I'm doing something that Lucas could only dream of.
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Before I start the re-cap, I want to first publicly thank (and needle lucas a bit) @Rumpled Foreskin for being kind enough to take me up on hanging out. Total bro tier. This is what normal good people do, they hang out, socialize about hobbies, life etc. I don't even have a facebook account yet I can meet up with someone. Why can't Lucas get a date if he's got 10k+ facebook fans?
I need to Date an 18 Year old : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4RhcN6BFso
Lucas hair is a hot mess, like someone hit a bald spot with a blow drier, but a hair style. It's repulsive but not easy to explain. Lucas says that it's known and said by historians the 20th century is the most violent of all human time, now to be fair he's part right due to sheer number of people, it's a debate if adjusting populations per capita. 1912 they knew you should ban sex from males under 35 because it's like incest. Wikipedia tells you older fathers have no damage to kids worth noting. (he doesn't even cite the page lol) Albatross (yes the bird) are better than people because older fathers. (this explains why we eat raw fish and hork while they invented space flight also birds aren't even mammals so this is completely pointless) Finches don't live long so we should ban sex with males under 35. Women have done it with agism, and women are agist. He's had women on plenty of fish ban him and worse his age range. Men should date younger women, much younger. He feels it's the natural pattern. In reality thats how dating works (says someone who "dated" his own and older so he doesn't follow his own made up rules) He needs to date a 18 year old for 7 years of good time before he breeds her, since that will put them in the best window.
Lucas struggles with math not sure if 18+7 is 25 or 26, but either way they may have a kid that lives to 100. Shorter telomeres are from younger fathers and older mothers. Sorry that's just the way it is, his voice breaks and don't know if he's holding back laughter or tears. He says, I doubt we will even need 7 years to want to breed. Gross.
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Lucas is more confused in this video, instead of having his monolog written I think it's notes since he kinda spaces out during this. Since a song bird doesn't live long he needs to start breeding teens even though they are bigots. For Lucas as always non of his stories match up, he was willing to date the "wrong stock" and wants ass pats for it, why if a girl wants to "error" by dating her own age or younger, is that not allowed? For an progressive anti eugenics free love guy, Lucas gets very SS rapey. The SS rapey being either a boat you'd want to get on less than the Titanic with Capt. Werner or SS as in his nazi breeding program where he can shoot his broken seed into unwilling young women.
I need to Date an 18 Year old : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4RhcN6BFso
Lucas hair is a hot mess, like someone hit a bald spot with a blow drier, but a hair style. It's repulsive but not easy to explain. Lucas says that it's known and said by historians the 20th century is the most violent of all human time, now to be fair he's part right due to sheer number of people, it's a debate if adjusting populations per capita. 1912 they knew you should ban sex from males under 35 because it's like incest. Wikipedia tells you older fathers have no damage to kids worth noting. (he doesn't even cite the page lol) Albatross (yes the bird) are better than people because older fathers. (this explains why we eat raw fish and hork while they invented space flight also birds aren't even mammals so this is completely pointless) Finches don't live long so we should ban sex with males under 35. Women have done it with agism, and women are agist. He's had women on plenty of fish ban him and worse his age range. Men should date younger women, much younger. He feels it's the natural pattern. In reality thats how dating works (says someone who "dated" his own and older so he doesn't follow his own made up rules) He needs to date a 18 year old for 7 years of good time before he breeds her, since that will put them in the best window.
Lucas struggles with math not sure if 18+7 is 25 or 26, but either way they may have a kid that lives to 100. Shorter telomeres are from younger fathers and older mothers. Sorry that's just the way it is, his voice breaks and don't know if he's holding back laughter or tears. He says, I doubt we will even need 7 years to want to breed. Gross.
tl;dr
Lucas is more confused in this video, instead of having his monolog written I think it's notes since he kinda spaces out during this. Since a song bird doesn't live long he needs to start breeding teens even though they are bigots. For Lucas as always non of his stories match up, he was willing to date the "wrong stock" and wants ass pats for it, why if a girl wants to "error" by dating her own age or younger, is that not allowed? For an progressive anti eugenics free love guy, Lucas gets very SS rapey. The SS rapey being either a boat you'd want to get on less than the Titanic with Capt. Werner or SS as in his nazi breeding program where he can shoot his broken seed into unwilling young women.
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Did anyone else hear him say "over" instead of "under" at about 17 seconds?
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He's already daydreaming about astrobiology at WSU. I still don't see any way he makes it more than two weeks into a quarter. Does he realize that 90% of the classes he will have to take at SFCC are subjects he doesn't care about?
Anyone want to predict his rationalizations when he starts to fail or gets overwhelmed by the work? "I don't know why I have to take these classes, I already know all this stuff, probably more than some of the professors. I should be able to get them waived." (Lucas after flunking or skipping his first exam).
Anyone want to predict his rationalizations when he starts to fail or gets overwhelmed by the work? "I don't know why I have to take these classes, I already know all this stuff, probably more than some of the professors. I should be able to get them waived." (Lucas after flunking or skipping his first exam).
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If he actually did attend a science type class, I'd love to see the look on the teacher's face if he showed his time travel equation.
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I don't take much of anything Lucas says at face value, he claimed he was in college before. If so he may have some credits and can fast track a bit more where jumping into the meat of his degree will be brutal for someone who hasn't been a student in a while.
Assuming he's not with some backround he will have to take his placement tests, he's dumb as bricks as politely as I can put it. For either of his comically out of reach degrees he will have a lot of pre reqs. The fact Lucas literally in his last video struggled addition in the grasp of a double and single digit number, I don't much see him ever getting past the pre reqs to get to his degree level classes. I honestly don't think he could get to a 101 level. 101 is the "baseline" anything below that is remedial. Him claiming he will get a PhD you will need some very advanced math, 500 level shit. It's just not gonna happen. If he really goes being it's been a long time out of school he will have to placement test. I'll love to see him bomb that and then act like he's ahead of the game.
Pretending he can get into a science class of any sorts. He will be both angry when astrophysics has nothing to do with sperm or genetics. He will be confused and I also can't see him sitting quietly for a lecture.
With Lucas history, the one part of me that hopes he goes to college makes me dream he brings his notes and beats CWC with attraction sign saga.
Assuming he's not with some backround he will have to take his placement tests, he's dumb as bricks as politely as I can put it. For either of his comically out of reach degrees he will have a lot of pre reqs. The fact Lucas literally in his last video struggled addition in the grasp of a double and single digit number, I don't much see him ever getting past the pre reqs to get to his degree level classes. I honestly don't think he could get to a 101 level. 101 is the "baseline" anything below that is remedial. Him claiming he will get a PhD you will need some very advanced math, 500 level shit. It's just not gonna happen. If he really goes being it's been a long time out of school he will have to placement test. I'll love to see him bomb that and then act like he's ahead of the game.
Pretending he can get into a science class of any sorts. He will be both angry when astrophysics has nothing to do with sperm or genetics. He will be confused and I also can't see him sitting quietly for a lecture.
With Lucas history, the one part of me that hopes he goes to college makes me dream he brings his notes and beats CWC with attraction sign saga.
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Do we have any idea of Lucas' educational background, or at least a record of his grades? Because if we're going by his ramblings I don't imagine he did too well.
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Surely you can make an educated guess, based on the "science" he publicly espouses.
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Congrats, Aristophanes. I have a friend going through grad school and it's hell, but worth it in the end.
I agree with you that there's no way he's getting through the process to attend school. He's going to have to fill out a FAFSA, his past college performance will be scrutinized (a requirement for financial aid is "satisfactory academic progress") and he'll have to fill out form after form, decide on a major (or pick "undecided," lol) and register for classes. Then he'll have to get books and go to classes when the time comes.
If by some miracle he makes it to the classroom, he's going to find out that 1) most women there will have zero interest in being hit on by anyone, let alone him, 2) no one will appreciate him sperging about telomeres and 3) campus police will jump at the chance to actually do something with their day.
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Holy crap does he actually use the word "breed"? If so that's super creepy.
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Nothing makes high school panties drop like being literally treated like a baby making machine.
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Not in this video, I don't cap these word for word but Lucas has used that and other very medical sounding terms like "mate".
Again this is part of Lucas trying to sound science when it just shows how socially off he is. Now only if he starts speaking in Old English to prove he's smart.
Lucas even sees that most high school and younger girls that he lusts for aren't ready for kids. So him saying he wants to lock them down young to breed them sounds very again, unromantic but like taking her out for dinner is nothing more than a "stud fee". It's fine if you want to have kids or it's on the table for the future. But he's got no filler. No goals no drive. If tomorrow you or I met someone and had the idea of little ones in our head, when they ask you want to be honest. But what about until you're both ready and willing? Buy a House? Lucas doesn't want a job he likes his welfare. So career, home ownership, more income are already off the table. Being so low income, travel, buying a car are all also not having.
How Lucas states things are dumb and blunt but when you put more thought into his words than he honestly can he's saying "teen girl wanted for me to use as a fleshlite till I feel like taking her off BC then she can raise my kids, and wait on me hand and food, also she's still gotta give me all the sex I want"
You could find some damaged goods who would like a Sugar Daddy like this, it probably would fall apart before the kids hopefully and thankfully, if the guy was not a total creep. I don't need to restate for the eleven millionth time what issues keep Lucas from his love child ...and making a love child.
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It's super gross. I think that's the worst plate of food I've seen on here. Blech.
If he has not attended that school in the past, SAP status resets, basically, and you can go to a different school and qualify for financial aid.
Someone mentioned 500 level classes for math -- for a PhD you're looking at math classes that are numbered 600 and higher, and you'd be instructing classes numbered 100 to 299. Maybe even some 300s if you are focusing on that.
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Lots of funny posts here, but the discussion of how Lucas would do in college....c'mon....he'll be lucky to last a week before he quits or gets kicked out. Even heavily medicated Lucas from when he was first discharged would just fall asleep.
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Also a doctorate in astrobiology from a community college.
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Lucas just thinks that the way to an 18 year old's heart is to "impress" them with claims such as "I'm going to college", "I'm getting a doctorate"... it's the new "I'm publishing a book worth millions but not until you date me".