Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Trainwreck said:
You are 100% correct. The place he goes to, The Wave, is very mediocre and it's even hit and miss on that. The one place that actually has really decent sushi, he doesn't even go to. There is a restaurant called Wisconsin Burger that is literally 3 blocks from where he lives that has great food and a younger crowd and he's never even thought to go there. He's a creepy creature of habit that sticks to the same things all the time.
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Tonight Lucas took your advice and went to Wisconsin Burger, and called it "Generation Z on fire". Shudder.
Edit: screenshot is from SOFALAW, not mine.
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When your food review is about the girls you want to creep on that is so scary.

So Lucas, how was the burger?
Lucas : YOUNG GIRLS

While I'll take @Trainwreck 's good word it's a quality place just incase anyone wonders : http://wisconsinburger.com/assets/img/menu-lg.pdf
Looks pretty good I don't know Spokane's COL but looks like a cheese burger there is over 10 dollary doos. Welfare well spent to be a sad creepy dirty old man and sit staring at normal people trying to enjoy a friday night out.
 
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Bassomatic said:
When your food review is about the girls you want to creep on that is so scary.

So Lucas, how was the burger?
Lucas : YOUNG GIRLS

While I'll take @Trainwreck 's good word it's a quality place just incase anyone wonders : http://wisconsinburger.com/assets/img/menu-lg.pdf
Looks pretty good I don't know Spokane's COL but looks like a cheese burger there is over 10 dollary doos. Welfare well spent to be a sad creepy dirty old man and sit staring at normal people trying to enjoy a friday night out.
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I guess most of us had that one friend/classmate that made everything about trying to pick up girls (without succsess). Its just annoying and the desperation is written on their faces, so the chicks avoided them at any cost. Lucas cant chill. Going to university to meet women? Haha, its not school and the people are there on their own will and probably try to study, and thats a full time job.
 
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Re: Code Werner

Please cease all group projects and email listserv activity until further notice. This is for the safety and comfort of our student body. If you have any questions talk to the Remedial English professor. He will fill you in.

May God help us all.
 
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Caracticus said:
When the problem IS your personality and you're the only one who doesn't know it.
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He just looks like he's a stinky man.

Even if Lucas wasn't a pedo and the nicest guy in history he's still morbidly obese, jobless, soon to be homeless, has MRSA and the list goes on.

But with all of those issues, it's amazing the biggest issue, out of all of that his is personality. Lucas is literally creepier than a fucking skin disease.
 
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Bassomatic said:
He just looks like he's a stinky man.

Even if Lucas wasn't a pedo and the nicest guy in history he's still morbidly obese, jobless, soon to be homeless, has MRSA and the list goes on.

But with all of those issues, it's amazing the biggest issue, out of all of that his is personality. Lucas is literally creepier than a fucking skin disease.
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He's really just a decidedly unattractive person from every facet.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Lucas' half brother posted this in the SOFALAW group- there's like a million different ways to report welfare fraud, but he opted to... email the white house help desk for some reason?
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Either his half brother is trolling or he may not be the brightest bulb in the box. I'm betting on the former cause he knows it'll get a rise outta him.
 
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